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All right folks, here we go.  With the excitement at a fever pitch in expectation of the big picks from the humor-blogs community, it’s time we cut the crap, got down to brass tacks and talked turkey.  For those of you who figured I was a shoe-in to win this thing (which was, of course, everyone), I have some bad news for you.  The bad news is that I can’t win.  I can’t win no matter how you slice it.  Chris (formerly AKA Tuna but currently in search of a new AKA due to irate people confusing him with a certain football personality) from Angry Seafood is 6-4 (.600) during our postseason pickfest and Rickey Henderson is 5-3 (.625).  I am sitting at 5-5 (.500).  If we all win, Chris wins.  If we all lose, Chris wins.  If Rickey wins and Chris loses, a fight will ensue about percentages vs. total number of picks.  The best I can do is tie Chris for the ultimate prize if he and Rickey both lose and I win, unless (here we see another example of that literary

Dear Howie Long (ex-NFL player and current CBS football analyst), Your manliness impresses me most impressively.  Your rugged good looks and muscular frame make you a natural for television commercials, I am quite sure.  But please, Howie, please, just take a peek in a dictionary the next time you try to use a 75 cent word.  The Giants did not let Ryan Grant go to the Packers for next to nothing because they had a ”dearth” of running backs.  I didn’t recall any of the announcers declaring that last Sunday was Opposite Day, so I assume you made a whoopsie.  What they had was a “glut,” a “big heapin’ bunch,” a “whole mess of.”    I am locked in a no-holds-barred spike-walled cage match of death suspended over a tank full of peckish Barracudas with Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood and Rickey Henderson in the penultimate week of the most succesful Humor-Blogs Postseason Pickfest yet.  Then tension is, um, really

Je wilt het bijna niet geloven, maar ook in de Moskee hebben ze humor............

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After a glorious first week in the annual Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest I am in second place.  Oh sure, some of you Naysaying Neds or Moping Myrnas might say, “Dude.  There are only two people participating.” (The other one is Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood).  But I am a half-full kind of guy.  Like in the morning after I eat a healthy breakfast, I only feel half full and I go to 7-11 and get one of their 4,500 calorie coffee rolls. (NOTE:  Before I went to press Chris sent me an email informing me that Rickey Henderson was joining the fun, which is great news for me, because now I am not second out of two, but second out of three. See that? I’m moving up in the rankings without doing anything, kind of like when I email Diesel and tell him my humor-blogs referral clicker is broken and can he please click on it 37 times to insure it is operating correctly.  I TOLD you I was good.) I don’t really do that to Diesel. He puts enough time in at th

Although this video is called the safetybike, and anyone using this thing will look like a complete idiot. It still looks like a lot of fun, but I hardly think it is that safe :P

I wished I knew about Lots of Jokes before when I was an agent. For years I've been looking for a jokes website that I can read while waiting for the next call. I would've busted an artery for laughing so hard on these jokes about rednecks, blondes and some funny pictures. There are really tons out there at Lots of Jokes. Whether you like to read funny jokes or just laugh at pictures, you'll have a blast browsing through this website. Here's one I picked up from site. Guess what's naughty in this picture! Tip: Click on the picture to enlarge the image!

I’m not exactly sure where Bush thinks he can be critical about the state of democracy in Russia, when his own back yard is in questionable shape! Or maybe it’s because somebody else got Time magazine’s “Person of the Year” award instead of him. Who knows? All I can say is President Bush is in no position to be critical. President Bush is critical of Russian President Putin who has tightened control of the courts and the media and maneuvered to retain power as his term ends. “What will the country look like 10 years from now? My hope, of course, is that Russia is a country that understands there needs to be checks and balances, free and fair elections and a vibrant press." Sounds like Bush is upset that another leader is moving in on his shtick! Controlling the courts and media, checks and balances, and fair elections? Are we sure he’s talking about Putin and not himself? Read More Technorati: Democracy • Putin • Russia

Haha, ”Jerry you are clearly insane” hehe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfNjjvjH_Z8

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Size: 10.75 x 13 Though the days and months are arranged in the standard order, life is never ordinary when it comes to The Far Side. And this year, Gary Larson has a real thriller in store. Bearing the telling title Scared Silly, this wall calendar presents a collection of cartoon panels that are certified 80 percent Ha Ha Ha (standard laugh) and 20 percent Mwwaa Ha Ha (evil laugh). The usual Saturday matinee stalwarts are all herewerewolves, mad scientists, monsters, et al.but this being The Far Side, you also get spider mobsters, sadistic cowboys, homicidal bowling balls, and the unspeakable horror of the La Brea Carpets. Clearly, this is not a calendar for the faint of heart.

Haha I laugh just looking at that crazy clown, but I agree: “DONT BLAME THE CLOWN!!!” ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko0LH8qbbiE

Hehe cant get much crazier than this. Wonder how they came up with the idea for this sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FtTaDNsyCY

Here’s another video from Will Ferrell’s “Funny or Die” website. It’s pretty silly, of course, but I was really impressed by how many celebs they got to star in it with them and I think I may have found the first thing ever that Blake Lewis has done that I haven’t found completely disturbing. This content brought to you by Wild Bluff Media. ---Related Articles at Wild Bluff Media : Entertainment Examined:Weekend Humor: Chuck’s “How To End A Movie Quicker” VideoWeekend Humor: Zeroes - Chapter Four “The Fourth Chapter”Weekend Humor: MacGruber Has a Drink - VideoWeekend Humor Bonus: The Office “Money” Deleted ScenesWeekend Humor: Jim Gaffigan Stand-Up Video

1175. Cars III is coming. Seriously. Start building your bomb shelters now.The below clip is close enough to NSFW that you should just leave off it until you get home, unless you're lucky enough to have one of those bosses that have that sort of sense of humor (the kind that finds you astounded that he/she hasn't been sued yet):I'm thinking that green-screen "trailer was approved for all audiences" announcement up front was what they in "the biz" call a joke.Bobby's got a new one on the way–and there's pretty much nothing you can do to stop him. Just deal with it. Tags: Bobby Hacker, Cars, Cars III, Get Out Your Fscking Checkbook

Bueno, que podemos decir, hay gente que tiene sentido del humor pero este es demasiado "negro" para mi gusto, de todos modos les dejo el trailer de una película que trata de ironizar el atentado a las torres gemelas, que por cierto es un tema muy delicado. En este mundo hay de todo y para todos.Este video promocional fue subido al portal youtube.

Haha, Einstein was a smart guy for sure. But I bet he sometime said stupid things too. Not everyone are clever in every area in life, so I think he did not know anything about painting. hehe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EgbhdcSKc

I’m not even a cat person, at all, but Catfo had this video up and I thought it was pretty funny. In case you’re even less of a cat person than I am I’ve included a second video from Comedy Central’s Last Laugh special for your enjoyment. ---Related Articles at Wild Bluff Media : Entertainment Examined:Weekend Humor: Jim Gaffigan Stand-Up VideoWeekend Humor Bonus: The Office “Money” Deleted ScenesWeekend Humor: MacGruber Has a Drink - VideoWeekend Humor: Zeroes - Chapter Three “Third Chapter”Weekend Humor: Zeroes - Chapter Four “The Fourth Chapter”