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Back to The Precinct....For a Surprise! 2007-12-09 21:46:00 Later, Whitney and Beamer arrives at the precinct. When they got out of the car, they listen for the music. Instead, they heard silence.Beamer: "Gee it's awfully quiet around here. Does it mean there's no harp in the precinct anymore?"Whitney: "Certainly not Beamer. No one's playing it right now. That's why we're hearing nothing but quiet. Whoever's playing it must be taking a break from it for now and is busy doing something else. Come on, Beamer. Let's go see Bulletproof. He should be available by now."Whitney and Beamer went inside and head to the fifth floor. When they arrived, they find several C.O.P.S. members doing either paperwork or getting ready to go out on patrol. Barricade sees Whitney and walks over to greet her.Barricade: "Hey there, Whitney. What brings you here? Oh, I have to tell you what a great report you made about the exhibit and the incident that happened awhile back."Whitney: "Thanks, Barricade. I came here to see Bulletproof. Is he in?"Barricade: "Yes he ...

And The Crooks Came A-Tumbling Down.. 2007-12-09 21:45:00 Bulletproof: “I think I know what Hardtop’s plan is. Scatter, all of you!! Give Hardtop room!!”And scatter they did!Turbo: “Now what in the world is that COP doin’ in that big jalopy of his?”Berserko: “Is he gonna use it to climb up here?”Turbo: "If he is, he's crazy. *shouting down to the C.O.P.S.* Hey, you Coppers! You're stupid in trying to climb this thing! Your black and whites can't climb up this old tower worth a darn hoot!!But that's not what Hardtop have in mind. Inside the Ironsides, Hardtop gets into position.Hardtop: “Let’s see how long will this “tree” stand after I chop it down!”Putting pedal to the medal, Hardtop, going in at over 200 MPH, in his Ironsides, charge at full speed - and ram though the building’s foundation.Turbo and Berserko: *stumbling* "Whoooaaaa!!"Berserko: "That's not climbing up!"Turbo: "No, but I got a bad feeling this is the only way for him to get us down!"Turning around, Hardtop tries again - and ram through it agai ...

LongArm Climbs The Building While Highway Calls For Reinforcements. 2007-12-09 21:45:00 LongArm fires his powercuff. It attaches itself to an old storm gutter stretching along the edges of the roof. With the powercuff secured, LongArm begins to climb. Up, up he went. Meanwhile Highway radios the team at the precinct.Highway: "Bulletproof, this is Highway. Come in, Bulletproof. Over."Bulletproof responds with Mainframe, Mace, Sundown, and Hardtop, who has just came back from patrolling, by his side.Bulletproof: "Bulletproof here. Where're you at?"Highway: "I'm at the corner of LongRange Rd and Southbound expressway 39. We've just trapped the jewel thieves at an old, tall, narrow, condemned building and are finding ourselves at a standoff. Berserko and Turbo Tu-Tone are on the top of the building with the stolen jewels like a leopard up a tree with its prey. Both are not willing to come down from there."Mace: "Way up in a tree?"Sundown: "Hush, Mace. They're on a building top."Highway: "The building's completely boarded up inside and out and has no fire escape around it ...

Turbo grounds Bullseye 2007-12-09 21:44:00 But just as they're positioning themselves to take on the C.O.P.S., Bullseye arrives in his Air Raid Copter to take them on.Bullseye: "There they are! Right within my range!"Meanwhile..Berserko: *spotting Bullseye in his Air raid copter* "Uh Oh. Don't look now, Turbo. We got another COP on our hands!"Turbo: "It's that COP in that chopper of his!! Let's see if I can ground this whirly bird."Bullseye: *turning on the speaker* "Freeze! I'm a COP and you're under arrest!!"Berserko: "That's what you think copper!"Turbo aims.Turbo: "I'll shoot this big turkey right out of the sky!!!"Bullseye: *seeing Turbo aiming his guns* "Uh Oh! Better move out before..."Too Late! Turbo pulls the trigger of each gun, shoots, and took out the Air Raid's chopper blades in no time at all.Bullseye: "EEEYOOOWW!! Looks like it's time for me to eject!"Instantly, with a press of a button, Bullseye ejects from the Air Raid copter. Afterwards, within seconds, the copter crashed in the middle of the road an ...

The Pursuit and the Escape that took place afterwards. 2007-12-09 21:43:00 Meanwhile, Berserko and Turbo Tu-Tone speeds recklessly down the road, crashing cars along the way. Gleefully they peep back out the window to taunt the officer, who's struggling to catch up with them.Turbo Tu-Tone: "Aw come on, gramps! Can't ya go faster than that?Berserko: "Yeah, what's a matter, cop! Gettin' too lazy for yer ol' age? HA HA HA HA HA!!"Turbo: "Hang on, Berserko! I'm hittin' the gas!"With that, Turbo steps on the gas pedal with full force and it's goodbye from there as Turbo and Berserko boost their speed up to 180 MPH and zoom away, leaving the policeman in the dust.Turbo: And another one bite the dust. HA HA HA HA HA HA!Berserko: Yeah! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! We sure showed that black and white tortoise who's fast around here!Officer: *on the radio* "It's no use guys. I lost the chase. I can't catch up with those crooks no matter how hard I tried."Highway: "I can. Allow me."With that Highway rev up his Bluestreak and took off at the incredible speed of 220 M ...