Articles from The Great Dinosaur Mystery and the Big Lie

From the False Answers Book Part 2
2007-12-19 21:04:00
Last post, I did the first part of pretty lengthy article debunking Ham's method of how creationists and evolutionists look at the same thing yet have a different point of view on it. Trouble with this logic is that creationists don't really look at actual fossils at all. Instead they rely on what they made up from their heads and put down on paper. They also used old fashioned dinosaur books and other outdated sources to build a weak, losing case against the evolutionists who just laugh it all off every time they see what they're thrown at by the creationists. Now I'll get on the dinosaur claims in which the next segment, entitled Dinosaur History, starts out, “Fossil bones of dinosaurs are found around the world. Many of these finds consist of just fragments of bones, but some nearly complete skeletons have been found. Scientists have been able to describe many different types of dinosaurs based on distinctive characteristics, such as the structure of the skull and limbs.” Ri ...

How Bulletproof Became A Harpist Part 5
2007-12-18 15:50:00
But first things first-- after getting themselves down from the light post, LongArm and Hardtop radio Bulletproof and Mainframe to report about what happened at the Melody Tunes store.LongArm: "..and just after we got ourselves out of the piano, the piano crashed itself into the brick wall, shattering into many pieces. If it weren't for some quick thinking, we would've been goners by now."Bulletproof: "Any leads?"Hardtop: "Not unless you count those 2 crooks searching for Berserko as leads. They said they're looking for Berserko to confront him over the issue of the stolen violin. "Mainframe: "What did they say?"Hardtop: "They said he broke all 4 of its strings in a careless matter. I suspect he wanted that violin for himself, or perhaps Big boss wanted the violin so he can make his nephew play it, but I doubt that's the case. All we know is that Berserko somehow must've broken the strings of the violin while playing it and Rock Krusher and Ms. Demeanor is being sent to steal some ...

From The False Answers Book Part 1
2007-12-15 21:34:00
As a Christian, I believe the Bible to be the infallible Holy Word of God. I believe the Bible to be true and flawless. It is perfect in every way like Mary Poppins, even though I can not deny the fact that there are indeed a lot of passages that conflict with one other, passages that don't make sense if taken too literally, and passages that contain content that's not suitable for children and sensitive people.And the way creationists deal with the Bible is entirely blasphemous. It is highly evident that creationists don't follow the Bible. They only follow parts of the Bible that suit their own means. Every time they make statements such as, “The Bible is true; The Bible is God's Word;” and “God's Word is infallible,” it all clearly translate to, “My word is true; The Bible is my word; My word is infallible;” and so on. This is exactly what those phrases translates to every time Ken Ham and all other YE creationists says things like “The Bible is flawless.” in th ...

The First of many C.O.P.S. Screenshot Fridays!
2007-12-14 15:28:00
This is the first of many C.O.P.S. Screenshot Fridays I'll be having on this blog every Friday for your enjoyment of rekindling the memories of watching C.O.P.S. when it was on during the late 80s' and early 90s'. You probably all know by now that my blog has been changed to pay homage to one of my all time favorite 80s' cartoon series C.O.P.S. (Central Organization of Police Specialists) and encourage people to sign my online petition to release all episodes of C.O.P.S. on DVD, not just the first 22 episodes Shout! Factory have released almost 2 years ago. With all the classic 80s' cartoons being released on DVD in complete sets, C.O.P.S. must be among them.So to help you rekindle the memories of C.O.P.S. and encourage you to sign the petition, Here's the first of my collection of screenshots taken from the C.O.P.S. episode The Case of The Super Shakedown, where Dr. BadVibes builds an earthquake device he plans to use to destroy the city unless the demands of the Big Boss are m ...

A Creationist Has Killed An Evolutionist!
2007-12-14 11:32:00
Give creationists a chance and they can become the most violent, murderous people on earth. Case in point: Australia where a creationist kills an evolutionist "out of self defense" -- at least that what he told the judge who gave him a lighter sentence the creationist doesn't really deserve. If he's in America, he would've been given a much harsher sentence than that. The actual reason to why this young earth creationist killed the evolution is no brainer -- it was over the infamous creation vs, evolution issue. The issue that causes divisions and fights everywhere, anywhere among church groups, family gatherings, campers, everybody whether Christian or non-Christian.One can only cringe at the possibility of hearing more and more of this in the near future. And who says Christians, especially Christians who embrace young earth creationism like Linus and his Security Blanket, are the most high moralled people on Earth? ...

How Bulletproof Became a Harpist Part 4
2007-12-13 16:15:00
Meanwhile back at the precinct, LongArm and Hardtop are observing the map of the city.Hardtop: "It was right at this point where we were stopped by that large oversized truck. If it weren't for that long slowpoke-of-a-vehicle, we would've have them by now."LongArm: "That violin is highly valuable. Big Boss must have wanted that violin in order to either learn how to play it or sell it for a fortune."Bulletproof: "Especially since the violin is worth $15,000,000. Thus far, we don't know for sure why the crooks took the violin. But I suspect Big Boss must be planning on selling it for the exact amount the violin is worth. Mainframe, see if there's any auction happenings in the coming weeks that could lead us to the violin and the thieves who stole it."Mainframe: "Got it, Chief." *types on the PC to reveal no auctions being schedule soon* "Nope. Negative. No auctions being held any time soon. Even for this month."LongArm: "That figures. At least it leads to only one thing -- Big Boss ...

Barosaurus Unveiled!
2007-12-12 19:33:00
If you're living or is near the Ontario area, go pay a visit to the Royal Ontario Museum to get a load of the unveiling of a huge dinosaur mount that was previously hidden in the museum storage and forgotten for 40 years until it was rediscovered last year by Dr. David Evans, one of the curators of the museum. A large Barosaurus skeleton nicknamed "Gordo" is going to be on display at the museum as part of the museum's renovated galleries of dinosaurs.The largest dinosaur ever unveiled in Canada -- the Royal Ontario Museum's recently discovered Barosaurus -- will be unveiled this weekend after spending more than 40 years in the museum's basement. Dr. David Evans, associate curator in vertebrate palaeontology at the ROM, told Canada AM on Wednesday that the rare sauropod skeleton was long forgotten before he discovered it last year. Nicknamed Gordo, the Barosaurus will complete the dinosaur specimens in the museum's new James and Louise Temerty Galleries of the Age of Dinosaurs, loc ...

A false hope for an unfossilized finding.
2007-12-12 14:17:00
If you're waiting for a creationist's response to the Dakota Hadrosaur fossil, then wait no more. Shaun Doyle has an article entitled Hadrosaur Hi-jinx where in it he claims the ground breaking finding of a Hadrosaur mummy like no other features preservations that are highly consistent with the Flood, that would've been battered the living daylights out of the poor dinosaur with meteors, ashfalls, earthquakes, and mud and debris-filled waters if it did exist. The first part of the article announces the discovery of “Dakota” the Hadrosaur (I think it's an Edmontosaurus) and how it will be a subject of a National Geographic special Dino Autopsy which aired last Sunday. Hope you'd catch that show Sunday night. That was a neat show! The next part of the article, entitled Rethinking hadrosaur morphology, gives out more details about the Hadrosaur, including how it was found covered with skin, tendons, and muscle, how there is a gap between the bones that made the dinosaur more mu ...

How Bulletproof Became A Harpist Part 3
2007-12-12 01:44:00
With sirens screaming in the air, Hardtop and LongArm relentlessly pursue the crooks along the highway. It didn't take long for the chase to immediately grew very intense as the Crooks tries desperately to elude the C.O.P.S. as they zoom down the road while crashing cars along the way. Huge pile-ups littered the roads but that doesn't stop Hardtop from skillfully pivoting the car around the pile-ups while keeping himself and LongArm in sight of the 4 crooks. But suddenly, a large truck carrying a long oversize load came out of nowhere and pull out in front of the C.O.P.S.LongArm: "Gasp! Watch out!"Hardtop: "Whoa!!"Instantly Hardtop slams on the brakes and made a u-turn to bring the police car to a screeching halt right next to the truck as it slowly passes by. Thus, preventing a huge accidental collision.Krusher: "*looking in the rear-view mirror* That truck'll hold them off for awhile."Ms Demeanor: "*looking back* My, my, my that's the longest truckload I ever seen."Turbo: "Yeah. ...

The Gunman's Irony
2007-12-11 15:07:00
More information has just come out about the killer who went on a church shooting that took place on Sunday. The reason he did this because he hates Christians according some disturbing writings made on his computer. According to his background, although he came from a devoted Christian family who homeschooled him, he was a loner who spends 5 hours on his computer typing rants away several days before he went on a shotting spree. The reason he was kicked out of the missionary school is because of health reasons. Obviously he must have been mentally ill or something.Pretty ironic isn't it? He came from a Christian home, yet he grew to hate them over time and blame Christians for all the problems in the world (which is no different than Ham, Morris, and all other young earthers blindly (and stupidly) blaming evolution and "long ages" for all the problems of the world; Hitler and other anti-semitics blindly blaming Jews for all the problems of the world; Jihads, Al'Qaeda, and Talibans b ...

How Bulletproof became A Harpist Part 2
2007-12-11 00:04:00
Upon arrival, 2 Crooks roadsters screeched to a halt and all 4 of them, Berserko, Turbo Tu-Tone, Rock Krusher, and Ms Demeanor jumped from the 2 vehicles and proceeded to scour the area near the Melody Tunes Music Store for the missing violin bow.Ms. Demeanor: "That bow has got to be around here somewhere."Turbo: "Keep looking. Hopefully that bow will be in one piece once we find it."Looking around, Berserko notices an old newspaper dated about 3 days ago.Berserko: "Hey what's this?"Turbo: "What did you find, Berserko?"Ms Demeanor: "That bow I hope."Berserko: "Nope. Better. I found this old newspaper that tells about a new bank opening across town. It's right near that one building that's gonna have a new music store movin' in. Wanna go in there and leave that place a million dollars richer?"Ms Demeanor: "Later, Berserko. We got to find that violin bow for your uncle or else he going play that Skullbashin' song with that iron fist of his."Berserko: "Skullbashin'? Wow. I never hea ...

Gunman was a Homeschooling Christian!
2007-12-10 20:35:00
Yesterday, there was 2 church shootings in Colorado Springs, Colorado where a disgruntled gunman who was a former member of a missionary training school who was spewing out hate mail towards the staff until yesterday when he took a gun to the 2 churches and went about shooting people, killing about 5 people and wounding 5 others until he was gunned down by Jeanne Assam, one of the church's security guards. This individual is identified as 24 year old Matthew Murray who came from a homeschooling, devoted Christian family. He got kicked out of a missionary program known as Youth With a Mission for reasons yet to be known. Then, he went about spewing hate mail at the staff before bringing on the incident yesterday that cost him and 5 others his life.It just comes to show that even the most sincerest devoted of the Christian Faith can commit even the most greatest of sins and that evolution and "long ages" don't lead people to violence, especially school, college, church shootings. ...

Another Crackhouse to be built!
2007-12-10 01:42:00
I've just got word from the grapevine that Ham is planning to build another crackhouse. This time is in the Pacific country of Saipan.From Pacific Magazine - A U.S.-based Christian ministry group wants to build a museum promoting a creationist museum on Saipan, and it has the backing of Northern Marianas Gov. Benigno Fitial, the Saipan Tribune reports. Answers in Genesis Group President Ken Ham met with Fitial to discuss the project. Answers in Genesis built a $27 million Creation Museum in Kentucky, which opened in May. It wants to develop a similar facility on Saipan, which it says will be a major tourist attraction. “Religion, education, and commerce and tourism — these are the elements that the AiG Group proposes to bring to the CNMI by establishing a base of operations here,” administration spokesman Charles P. Reyes, Jr. told the newspaper.Details here. ...

Bulletproof Shows Whitney and Beamer LadyHarp, His Beautiful Harp
2007-12-09 21:47:00
Bulletproof: "Whitney Morgan, this is LadyHarp. My own personal harp."Whitney: "*feeling enthralled by the instrument* She's beautiful!"Bulletproof: "Very unique isn't she?"Whitney walks over for a closer look.Whitney: "She even got a C.O.P.S. badge on her."Bulletproof: "I had her custom made to bore the badge proudly. My musical companion and partner will serve the C.O.P.S. unit as our official mascot, providing us with music through my hands while on break from my work."Whitney: "Where in the world did you get this one-of-a-kind harp?"Bulletproof: "I purchased her from Empire Harps, a newly opened harp outlet best known for selling the world's most well built, elegant, and gorgeously sounded harps. I'm now taking harp lessons at that place. Soon, I'll play just as good as anybody else who skillfully play this wonderful instrument."Beamer: "So this is a harp Ms. Morgan has talked about. I heard it makes a beautiful sound."Bulletproof: "It does. As a matter of fact, why don't I s ...

How Bulletproof Became a Harpist. Part 1
2007-12-09 21:47:00
Whitney: "So tell me, what made you become interested in the harp, Bulletproof?" Bulletproof begins his story.Bulletproof: "It began last year when LongArm, Hardtop, and I went to investigate a burglary made at Melody Tunes Music Store where Berserko, Turbo Tu-tone, Ms. Demeanor, and Rock Krusher broke in and stole a rare Stradivarius violin worth a fortune. When we arrived at the scene accompany by a team of police officers for additional backup, we proceeded to question the store's proprietor about the identifications of the 4 suspects and what item did they stole from the crime scene."LongArm: "What did they took from here?"The Proprietor: "They took only one thing from this place - a very rare Stradivarius violin believed to be one of the very first violins Stradivarius ever made. It's supposed to be on display over there by the cashier's desk. *pointing to the empty shelf on the wall there the violin once stood* But now it's gone and I have a feeling I may not be able to see i ...

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