The Daily Bitch
Putting the \'fun\' back into dysfunctional since...well, for a really long time. People tell me I\'m funny, which is weird to me because nobody ever gets my jokes. C\'mon over, it\'s more fun than a barrel of people. |
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MotherTalk Book Review: MAXIMUM RIDE 3
2007-08-27 13:35:00
6 Flying hybrid kids.1 Talking dog.Saving the world.I first became acquainted with the concept of flying bird-kids and genetic hybridization when reading two of James Patterson's "grown up" books: When The Wind Blows and its sequel, The Lake House.I was pleased to get the opportunity from MotherTalk to read and review MAXIMUM RIDE 3: Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports.It (along with its two prequels) was written as a young adult book, and my daughter (12) and I both have thoroughly enjoyed the series so far. Max (14 years old) and her flock are genetic hybrids...bird-kids. Recombinant DNA experiments. Not only do they have impressive wing-spans and incredible strength, some of them have developed other 'talents' such as mimicry and the ability to read and/or control minds. They are constantly being chased by half-lupine "Erasers", who have tried to kill or capture the flock on more than one occasion. "Erasers" were created by the same Evil Scientists that engineered The Fl ...
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Friday night's all right for...
2007-08-24 18:56:00
...tuning in to FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE with ME!Tonight at 9pm Central, 10pm EST, 7pm PacificYou've already heard everything on your playlist, so come and listen to mine for awhile.Listen whilst you surf, listen while you play the Meet & Greet, listen while you play your geeky RPGs. :)PLUS!:Reality TV UpdateYour horoscopeOther stuff, which may or may not be amusing.And? The chat room will be open if you want to come and play. I may take a request or two. If I don't think it sucks. ...
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Breaking my own rules
2007-08-22 16:00:00
You know, I really hate visiting blogs that post a big bunch of youtube videos all the damn time...with that (hypocritically) said, I must now share with you my new favorite song (well, for this week anyway) and my new favorite video.Just watch. And listen. This one time. ...
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Because I do like a good pizza.
2007-08-19 12:11:00
True, oh so true...What Your Pizza RevealsYour appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either.You consider pizza to be bread... very good bread. You fit in best in the Midwest part of the US.You favor foods that are simple and high quality. You believe that showy ingredients only serve to cover up mediocre cooking techniques.You are dependable, loyal, and conservative with your choices.You are cultured and intellectual. You should consider traveling to Vienna.The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You're the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer.What Does Your Pizza Say About You?...especially that last part. God bless delivery. ...
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DON'T BE LATE!
2007-08-17 20:23:00
TONIGHT. 10pm EST (9pm Central, 7pm Pacific)Friday Night Live with Montyonly onFEATURING:Reality TV UpdateYour HoroscopeThe best music mix on the 'netandMe.Come and play in the chatroomSend requests, dedications, comments...montyATmpyrradioDOTcom ...
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Because I hate everything.
2007-08-16 13:40:00
This has been a...challenging week.Enrollment Week. Yeah, I know. Didn't I bitch about that last year? And the year before that? Pretty sure I did.THIS year there were even MORE of the everfucking hoops through which I had to jump...and an apparent last-minute rule change that caused my daughter to miss the first day of school. Which caused a whole other round of difficulties. I meant to tell you all about it, but it sounded like so much whining and complaining that I decided not to.Plus then I decided I hate typing as well.And blogging.And getting up out of my chair. And a bunch of other stuff. Like simpering females and star-fuckers and people who align themselves with 'popular' people in hopes that it will rub off on them. Never mind, this list is endless.Plus I have PMS. And wicked cramps. And I cried when I watched a damn COMMERCIAL last night. I don't even remember what it was a commercial FOR. I think it might've been M&Ms.Then, to add insult to injury injury to insult, ...
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Survivor Island Journal--The Final Three
2007-08-14 10:52:00
Dear Diary,I don't know when I last updated this journal. I have lost all ability to think clearly, with the relentless sun pounding down on our heads. I fear that my brain may have been somewhat boiled.I have a vague memory of Jeckles announcing that I had made the FINAL THREE, along with Rose and Nat.I think I was excited when I heard that. I don't recall.Weak...so weak...The Penultimate Task is, I believe, to put together some sort of model of the island. Since I was unlucky enough not to find the Legos or toys and candles that washed up on shore, and since I couldn't find a handy-dandy craft store on this godforsaken island, I was forced to scrounge around and use whatever materials came to hand.No, my daughter did not do this project for me, although it looks as though she could have. Hers would've been better. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make your own play-doh?Jeckles wanted close to life-sized models...to be contrary, I made mine as small as I possibly could. HAHA ...
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Always on Monday
2007-08-06 15:19:00
So I grabbed my styrofoam cup (one of the good pieces of drinkware, you know) from the dining room table, looked into it and noticed that it was still about 1/4 full of Dr. Pepper, filled it the rest of the way up (with the last of the Dr. Pepper), and took a big icy-cold gulp.Hey, guess what?It hadn't been Dr. Pepper in the cup.It was old coffee.From yesterday.*sigh* ...
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A random think
2007-08-05 14:06:00
I think if I worked at The Crack House, I would lick all the peppermints and re-wrap them.Just for fun. ...
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Listen while you surf...
2007-08-05 11:27:00
Missed the show? It's okay, I forgive you. You can make it up to me by listening now:Click here to get your own player.GREAT music!Plus:Updated versions of classic cartoon theme songs--Spider Man, Jetsons, Underdog, Speed Racer, and more!Your horoscope!Reality TV update!Me!You don't know what you're missing. ...
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Time Flies When They're Growing Up
2007-08-03 19:30:00
Summer is fleet of foot,loping across the green-brown grasswith a twitch of yellow mini skirt;All coltish legsand pink high-tops. ...
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Some thoughts from the corner
2007-08-02 20:00:00
My dear friend Kris left a comment in the previous post regarding her method of B.O.B. disposal..and I just have to say that using the words "B.O.B." and "recycle" in the same sentence makes me a little...uneasy. I was going to say 'leaves a bad taste in my mouth', but that would've been crossing the line into uckiness.:)I was watching a commercial for an upcoming reality TV show called Kid Nation...and I wondered how long before those kids go all Lord Of The Flies, western style.Is anyone else disturbed by that thought?Or is it just me? ...
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I'm free! I'm free!
2007-08-02 13:27:00
A lovely gesture, even when it's not meant for you but instead for a dear friend, is happy-making.The motor on my favorite B.O.B. gave out.This is a tragedy.Funeral will be held this evening.Hopefully the other B.O.Bs will be able to comfort me. *sob* ...
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I was allowed briefly out of the corner
2007-07-31 20:40:00
...to say a couple of things.First:I WON A PRIZE!Before the blogathon began, the beauteous Tiny Void asked for spooky ghost stories and pictures.Some of you may recall when I showed you a certain ghostly picture and told you about my haunted house.Guess what?? My story won for Best Picture!I'm very excited.Second:You know what else I'm excited about? My darling, delightful pal Raehan made a generous pledge that put me well over my $700 goal!You know what that means. Yeah, a showtune. PLUS the $600 bribe, Hotel California.Thanks Rae! And THANKS to all my other kick-ass superstar sponsors too!Now. Back to my corner. I'm supposed to be "thinking about my behavior". *sigh* ...
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