The Daily Bitch
Putting the \'fun\' back into dysfunctional since...well, for a really long time. People tell me I\'m funny, which is weird to me because nobody ever gets my jokes. C\'mon over, it\'s more fun than a barrel of people. |
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Word Picture Sunday
2007-10-14 11:27:00
In the interest of reviving the dead...If you've been coming here for a very long time, you may remember a picture game I used to play. It was a fun game and I've decided to zombify it; that is, bring it back to life.The rules are quite simple:1. Pick a name from your blogroll2. Think of a single word that you feel describes that person3. Open an IMAGE SEARCH engine, type in the word, and find the picture that fits.4. Post the blog, word, and picture.See how easy? Many of our blogrolls have lots of the same names, so I'll be very interested to see what words YOU come up with for those people.I plan to start at the beginning and go straight on to the end. And maybe start over.So, wanna play with me? Beginning at the beginning...My pal Mike from A Day In The Life Of A Single Father.COMPASSIONATEWho'll be your first pick? I can't wait to see it! ...
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Word Picture Sunday
2007-10-14 11:27:00
In the interest of reviving the dead...If you've been coming here for a very long time, you may remember a picture game I used to play. It was a fun game and I've decided to zombify it; that is, bring it back to life.The rules are quite simple:1. Pick a name from your blogroll2. Think of a single word that you feel describes that person3. Open an IMAGE SEARCH engine, type in the word, and find the picture that fits.4. Post the blog, word, and picture.See how easy? Many of our blogrolls have lots of the same names, so I'll be very interested to see what words YOU come up with for those people.I plan to start at the beginning and go straight on to the end. And maybe start over.So, wanna play with me? Beginning at the beginning...My pal Mike from A Day In The Life Of A Single Father.COMPASSIONATEWho'll be your first pick? I can't wait to see it! ...
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In which I give WAY TMI
2007-10-13 13:34:00
My daughter just became a woman.Why do I feel like I want to cry?And PS she'd kill me if she knew I said anything about it, so keep it on the DL.PPS: I should clarify...no, she did not have sex. She's 12. It was the other thing. ...
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In which I give WAY TMI
2007-10-13 13:34:00
My daughter just became a woman.Why do I feel like I want to cry?And PS she'd kill me if she knew I said anything about it, so keep it on the DL.PPS: I should clarify...no, she did not have sex. She's 12. It was the other thing. ...
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Your Reminder *DING DING*
2007-10-12 17:58:00
It's Friday night and you know what that means...Friday Night Live with Monty!9pm Central. 10pm Eastern. 7pm Pacific.ONLY ON EMPIRE RADIO.Plus:Reality TV updateHey baby, what's your sign?The best mix of music on the 'netandMe.Listen while you surf p0rn, listen while you write tomorrow's Pay Per Post.Chat Room will be open! ...
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Your Reminder *DING DING*
2007-10-12 17:58:00
It's Friday night and you know what that means...Friday Night Live with Monty!9pm Central. 10pm Eastern. 7pm Pacific.ONLY ON EMPIRE RADIO.Plus:Reality TV updateHey baby, what's your sign?The best mix of music on the 'netandMe.Listen while you surf p0rn, listen while you write tomorrow's Pay Per Post.Chat Room will be open! ...
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FABulous!
2007-10-11 22:19:00
For some reason, the lovely and talented and most excellent Wander is totally deluded thinks I'm fabulous and handed me one of these:The rules (ALWAYS THE RULES! I'm a REBEL, don't you understand me at all??) are the usual: Pass it on to some other fabulous folks.So without further ado (no, adieu means goodbye, which really doesn't make sense in this context unless I'm like...leaving you right now):My Fabulous People (oh hell, you're ALL fabulous! But I have to put some names down-them's the rules)Mr. Fabulous hisself! (yes, I know I put 'hisself'. It was on purpose. Work with me, people)Simply Sassy really is simply sassy and I love her! See if y'all can get her to make me a quilt. They're AWESOME.My darling, oh-so-sweet Raggedy One. You want to see a strong person, visit Raggedy. She da bom. An' stuff.The talented and gorgeous Elle. She's had a tough row to ho hoe lately, but she's coming back better than ever.and finallyOne of the most fabulous people I know, Michele. ...
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FABulous!
2007-10-11 22:19:00
For some reason, the lovely and talented and most excellent Wander is totally deluded thinks I'm fabulous and handed me one of these:The rules (ALWAYS THE RULES! I'm a REBEL, don't you understand me at all??) are the usual: Pass it on to some other fabulous folks.So without further ado (no, adieu means goodbye, which really doesn't make sense in this context unless I'm like...leaving you right now):My Fabulous People (oh hell, you're ALL fabulous! But I have to put some names down-them's the rules)Mr. Fabulous hisself! (yes, I know I put 'hisself'. It was on purpose. Work with me, people)Simply Sassy really is simply sassy and I love her! See if y'all can get her to make me a quilt. They're AWESOME.My darling, oh-so-sweet Raggedy One. You want to see a strong person, visit Raggedy. She da bom. An' stuff.The talented and gorgeous Elle. She's had a tough row to ho hoe lately, but she's coming back better than ever.and finallyOne of the most fabulous people I know, Michele. ...
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Chewing holes in my tongue. Or fingers. Whatevs.
2007-10-11 21:58:00
So, you know how sometimes you really really want to say (write) something, but you exert massive self-control and somehow manage to keep it in because you know it would sound hurtfully mean to at least two or three people?The dam is cracked, but still holding.Barely.(I was going to use a whole analogy about a finger in a dyke, but that was just too easy)*crack*I canNOT believe you're playing that card...AGAIN. ...
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Chewing holes in my tongue. Or fingers. Whatevs.
2007-10-11 21:58:00
So, you know how sometimes you really really want to say (write) something, but you exert massive self-control and somehow manage to keep it in because you know it would sound hurtfully mean to at least two or three people?The dam is cracked, but still holding.Barely.(I was going to use a whole analogy about a finger in a dyke, but that was just too easy)*crack*I canNOT believe you're playing that card...AGAIN. ...
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Tell It To Me Tuesday
2007-10-09 13:36:00
I decided to play along with Janet's Tell It To Me Tuesday this week:"What are your favorite hair band songs of all time and why?"Having been a teenager in the 80s, I grew up lovin' the Big Hair bands and the Metal Hair Bands...my criteria for favorite is simple: Did I love it then? Do I love it now?I'll try to cull it down to the top five, in no particular order.1. There's No One Like You - The Scorpions. It's a ballad but not quite a ballad, and back then it perfectly described my feelings toward my boyfriend. I still love the words today..."I just wanna be loved by you..."2. Wait - White Lion. Hearing the song today is the same as it was then: "WAIT. I never had a chance to love you." "I must know the reason why we say goodbye." Slow down & gimme another chance, okay???3. Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi. What favorite song list of any kind would be complete without Bon Jovi? This song used to touch my almost-a-woman heart, reinforcing the belief that if you stick it out throug ...
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A remembered conversation
2007-10-08 22:03:00
Gigi: "I get 'Will' for William and even 'Bob' for Robert...but how do you get 'Dick' out of Richard?"Me: "I don't know...but I heard Jenny got some out of him last week. *giggle*"Okay, it was funny when we were in high school. ...
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