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Putting the \'fun\' back into dysfunctional since...well, for a really long time. People tell me I\'m funny, which is weird to me because nobody ever gets my jokes. C\'mon over, it\'s more fun than a barrel of people.

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I KNOW you're sorry you missed it.
2007-11-10 13:11:00
As well you should be. That's okay; out of the kindness of my heart I'll let you listen to the podcast RIGHT HERE or you can listen with the player below.Sexy Finn from "A Life Less Ordinary" was in the hizzouse, bringin' your fo' reals horoscope and you DON'T want to miss that!Click here to get your own player.Quote o' the Day:"Sometimes I feel like I'm a size 10 foot and my life is a size 8 stiletto." --Me ...

FRIDAY! NIGHT! LIVE!
2007-11-09 20:11:00
Do you really need a reminder? Tune in tonight at 9pm CST (that's 10pm EST, 7pm Pacific)forFRIDAY NIGHT LIVE WITH MONTY!only on EMPIRE RADIOPLUS!Special guest FINN brings you "Hey baby, what's your sign?" tonightSuper sounds of the 80s!Reality TV update!and Me.Tune it in. TURN IT UP.Chat room will be open!Come and listen. It's more fun than a barrel of people. ...

A conversation with my mother
2007-11-08 23:22:00
We were briefly discussing the writer's strike, and mom wondered aloud how long it was likely to go on.ME: "Well, the strike in the 80s lasted 22 weeks, from what I hear."MOM: "What strike in the 80s? There was a strike in the 80s?"ME: "Don't you remember?"MOM: "No, do you?"ME:: "No. I was working and had games & drama & debate & stuff."MOM: "I never even knew there was a strike before. But between your ball games, your sister's tournaments and your brother's ball games, we were never home until time for you all to go to bed."ME: "I guess we didn't miss much."MOM: "Nope, we didn't miss a thing."It was good to be reminded that there are other, more important things in life than TV. ...

Promoting atheism to the children?
2007-11-07 21:20:00
A friend of mine sent me an email warning about the movie "The Golden Compass".It reads:Just wanted to inform you what I just learned about a movie that is coming out December 7, during the Christmas season, which is entitled THE GOLDEN COMPASS. It stars Nicole Kidman and it is directed toward children. What is disturbing to me is that this movie is based on the first of a trilogy of books for children called HIS DARK MATERIALS written by Philip Pullman of England. He's an atheist and his objective is to bash Christianity and promote atheism. I heard that he has made remarks that he wants to kill God in the minds of children, and that's what his books are all about. He despises C. S. Lewis and Narnia, etc. An article written about him said "this is the most dangerous author in Britain" and that Pullman would be the writer "the atheists would be praying for, if atheists prayed." Pullman said he doesn't think it is possible that there is a God and he has great difficulty under ...
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Technically challenged am I
2007-11-06 17:39:00
I need a nice graphic. Who can make me a nice little graphic? (For free, I mean. I'VE NEVER PAID FOR IT IN MY LIFE! Despite what you may hear to the contrary. LIES, LIES I TELL YOU!) ...

Music to my ears?
2007-11-06 13:14:00
My baby girl's first band concert is tonight...an hour of Christmas music from the beginning band class.Should be interesting. Wanna come? ...

Strike this.
2007-11-05 16:20:00
I could be wrong here--after all, I don't really know how guilds and unions work and what's more, I could give a crap.However.Seems to me that if you work for an organization that provides you with a measure of job security, wages above that of the national average AND excellent bennies (because, you know, SOME of us don't even HAVE benefits of any sort with our jobs), you should shut your fucking pie-holes and do your jobs.Srsly, it's not like your company asked you to murder somebody. Well, at least if they did it's only on paper in a script. What are the writers striking for, again? Damned if I can remember.OH YEAH, that's right! A bigger slice of the pie. More of the CHA-CHING from DVD sales/rentals/whatever.Greedy bastards. I think when people like that go on strike, they should be forced to take jobs working minimum wage with NO benefits and NO job security AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE THAT.Is all I'm saying. ...

Captain Trips?
2007-11-04 22:28:00
You know, my son is severely disabled, along with most of his classmates. Not a school year goes by without him or one of those classmates doing hospital time.He's extremely susceptible to various bugs & illness.Have you ever read The Stand, by Stephen King?This MRSA Superbug thingy scares the ever-lovin' shit out of me. ...

Word Picture Sunday
2007-11-04 06:00:00
(Don't forget to download or listen to my Super 70s Show!)Unroll your blogroll and grab a thesaurus--it's time for WORD PICTURE SUNDAY!The rules are quite simple:1. Pick a name from your blogroll2. Think of a single word that you feel describes that person3. Open an IMAGE SEARCH engine, type in the word, and find the picture that fits.4. Post the blog, word, and picture.See how easy? Many of our blogrolls have lots of the same names, so I'll be very interested to see what words YOU come up with for those people.This week's victim: Amanda from Amandaland!She's from my neck of the woods and we've met in person. There are many words I could choose for this wonderful woman...however, at this moment I'm still completely awed by her bravery. DauntlessCome and play! ...

Bonus!
2007-11-03 11:40:00
Missed the live show last night? No problem. You can listen right here:Super hits of the 70s!An on-air chat with Tom Wyld of the group Wyld Dark Heart!Your horoscope!andME! ...

What? What did I do?
2007-11-01 16:20:00
Dear Coffee,How are you, my friend? You know, we've been together a really, really long time, ever since my grandma first served you to me in that green mug (remember that green mug? It was so cool, and I always got to be the one to use it because I was the oldest grandkid and I called it) with a half a cup of milk and a tablespoon of sugar.Man, Coffee, Grandma always fixed you up just right. (and Grandma, if you're in heaven reading this over my shoulder right now, HI! And stop reading over my shoulder, it creeps me out a little bit. And I love you!)Anyway.Coffee, my true love, I have enjoyed you in all your many forms...black, with sugar, with cream, with flavored creamer, in lattes and cappucinos and frappucinos (I have no idea how to spell all that stuff, so suck it)...I have loved you often and I have loved you well.You know I have. So what I want to know is what have you done to yourself? You've obviously been letting yourself go...I can't even feel the caffeine anymore! You ...

Trick or Treat!
2007-10-31 06:00:00
HAPPY HALLOWEENfromPierre Hamel of the '75 OKC Blazers and pre-Kotter Gabe Kaplan.(okay, it was my brother and me, but you see the resemblances, right?)In this particular costume, I knocked on my grandma's door, my uncle answered--and didn't recognize me. I duly reported back to my mother that "Uncle Terry didn't know" who I was, so she sent me back and I just walked right in the house. My uncle hollered for his mom (my grandma) and Grandma proceeded to lecture me on the impropriety, bad manners, and dangers of walking into a stranger's house.At that point I believe I started giggling...and then the jig was up.We still make fun of Grandma for that...and for many, many other things.I have no idea why Grandma doesn't like me. ...

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