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The Daily Bitch
Putting the \'fun\' back into dysfunctional since...well, for a really long time. People tell me I\'m funny, which is weird to me because nobody ever gets my jokes. C\'mon over, it\'s more fun than a barrel of people. |
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Flotsam & Jetsam
2007-06-29 22:22:00
Don't forget to tune in tonight at 9pm Central (7pm Pacific, 10pm EST)for FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE with MONTY!The chat room will be open!C'mon, you know you've got nothing better to do.I have calluses between my big toes and the second toes due to excessive flip-floppery.Speaking of flip-flops, they are really not the ideal footwear when it's been raining for more than two weeks straight and the wooden steps are slicker than snot.Is all I'm saying.I wonder how I'd look with dreds? Because I'm considering it.I don't like anyone today, because they're breathing my valuable oxygen.Well, except I like you, I mean.That is all.Come listen to the show.Have a day. ...
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Well, SOMEONE appreciates me.
2007-06-25 17:11:00
I got an email today that said"The reason I really enjoy your blog is that you write in such a conversational style, without every word having to be oh-so-thoughtful and filled with pretty flowing phrases that are no doubt 'borrowed' from something read somewhere else."Dear New Friend,Thank you for the utterly lovely compliment. And it's true, I am neither thoughtful nor do I know very many pretty phrases.Do come visit anytime, and you don't even need to call first.Love,MeYes, I'm totally easy and can be had for a compliment. You don't even have to buy me dinner first. ...
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SBC SURVIVOR. And other junk.
2007-06-24 13:00:00
Dear Diary,So the next Survivor task is due Tuesday...I think I'm ready.The task is:Describe your stay on Survivor Island so far, using ONLY PICTURES. No captions, no narrative.*teehee* I'm cleverer than they think...I found a way around the 'no captions' rule...a person would just have to put their tiny little hand over the pictures for a few seconds...and 'thought bubbles' don't count, do they? I don't think so.Anyways, cheating is a time-honored SBC tradition.Or if it isn't, it should be.Wish me luck (again!)Love,Mein other news...No show tonight for me--I promised the kids a drive-in movie.I'll be back on Wednesday at 11pm EST with an hour of classical, jazzy, & easy listening RIGHT HERE!That is all.Have a Sunday. ...
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