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LORD HELP ME. 2007-07-28 17:02:00 Almost everyone I know has called me today. Some family members wanted to drop by too.THE HELL?Has everyone forgotten I'm a hermit? And anti-social?Now my son is making me a little nuts--WHY IS IT NOT BEDTIME FOR THE KIDS YET?? Speaking of my son...he's got CP, which is why I've chosen United Cerebral Palsy as my charity for this year's BlogathonYep, this is for him, and all the other people who are affected by CP. Not just the people who have cerebral palsy, but the families as well.UCP helps provide housing, assistive technology and equipment, and so much more! They help people with CP find jobs and learn to live more independently--do I need to even mention how important it is for a person-ANY person-to be able to live independently? To be self-reliant?Won't you please sponsor me, help me raise money for UCP?That'd be awesome. Thanks very, very much. ...

Weird. 2007-07-28 16:30:00 According to the Alexa traffic report, more than 56% of my visitors are from Canada.I guess the Canadians really like me or really don't. :)ALL THIS TIME and I've only just realized that I don't have my Yahoo messenger OR Skype turned on--and I meant to have them on first thing this morning.I have to go outside for a few minutes, so I'll turn on the stuff (why does that sound dirty?) when I come back inside.I need fresh air. ...

Hhmmm... 2007-07-28 16:00:00 Jeckles raises a good point and it's one that I mostly agree with: blogging anonymously.I know, I know, I'm not exactly anonymous here--most of you know my real name, some of you know my address, and some of you have spent time with me over drinks, dinner, or a movie. My picture is up there for all the world to see.But.My family? My 'in person' friends? Uh uh. NUH uh.I have ONE in person friend who knows how to find this place.I prefer to keep it that way.And plus? People who don't blog mostly do not understand the concept of blogging (well of course there are exceptions--like my In Person friend who comes here--but mostly not).Besides, I couldn't very well talk about my family and friends behind their backs if they visited me here, could I?? ...

Just some flotsam & jetsam 2007-07-28 15:30:00 Sometiumes I feel reaully British and I liuke to speull thiungs with an euxtra letter.*teehee* (you knouw I'm teasiung, riught?) xouxoxouxoxouxoxDear Creepy Sycophant,You should probably see a doctor about that whole Multiple Personality Disorder thingy.Is all I'm saying.Love,A Semi-Concerned Citizen.I know I've been reading too many detective and special-ops novels when I start checking for a tail every time I leave the house. ... Amp

I need a little break 2007-07-28 14:59:00 My shoulders are starting to get a little tight, I need to get up and walk around for a bit.I have grand plans...Well, let's not kid ourselves here, we all know how I am.:)I have to turn off the music for awhile so I can try to think.If you're just tuning in, I am blogging for United Cerebral Palsy--please feel free to sponsor me in this Blogathon effort!49 posts, 24 hours...I need an energy drink.I feel all yawny & stuff. ...

HAHA! 2007-07-28 14:30:00 I'm on the phone with a very old friend...do you know how hard it is to blog when you're on the phone?? :) ...

hoooraw 2007-07-28 14:00:00 man oh man I can barely keep up! I'm trying to listen to JECKLES broadcast AND EMPIRE RADIO (the station where I "work")...keep up with a couple of blogs, two kids, AND post every thirty minutes whilst trying to work up a playlist for when I go on the air this evening.I used to think I was good at multitasking...now, not so much.I wonder how my friends are doing at the BlogHer Conference right now? I like to play Michele's Meet & Greet when I can...but the last couple of weeks have been a little...strange over there.I'm going to say what I think right here, rather than stir up more garbage on her boards.Do you know Michele? She's fabulous and I adore her.But there have been a lot of disruptive comments from a couple of people in particular lately...and then today some of the regulars are sniping at each other on Michele's comment boards.That's just rude.The regulars should know better. I have no idea why people can't just learn how to be decent.See, this is why I don't like pe ...

Looka that! 2007-07-28 13:30:00 Check out the sidebar and growing list of sponsors...THANK YOU!Apparently two of you had the same idea, to even out the cents...and look what happened. That made me laugh.:) xoxoxoxoxox to you wonderfully generous people!!It's not too late to get in on the fun--just sponsor me! ...

An oldie but a goodie 2007-07-28 13:00:00 Okay, so I'm trying to get my kids some lunch...I hope you don't mind that I went into the dusty, cobwebby blog-corners to pull out an old post.If you do mind, too fuckin' bad. :)**originally posted 5/26/06Now, today's post idea was stolen straight from the delicious and brilliant GRINS. You should visit her. She cracks my ass sideways.ANYWAY.It is a pictorial review of...A Day In The Life Of MontyI chose a workday because as boring as that is, it is still better than my weekends. That would be a quick review, with a picture of the television and a picture of the computer.Come spend the day with me, won't you?Oh dear. It is early, isn't it?I hope I didn't scare you.I call this stage "Incoherence"......if you try to talk to me during this phase, you will most likely be answered with animal-like grunts and perhaps a violent shove as I make my way to thePrime Objective...Aaaah, much better. Now I can speak.Okay, time to get everyone ready.Child #1 off to school...The Walker.We've ...

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!! 2007-07-28 12:29:00 Guess what? WE HAVE REACHED THE $600 MARK!Hells yeah! My sponsors? ONLY the greatest sponsors in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!xoxoxoxoxGuess what else? THAT MEANS I OWE YOU ANOTHER SONG.Hotel California, in fact.Me & The Eagles, kickin' it. Yeah, baby.Oh, you missed the first Blogathon Bribe Pay-Off song? Me & Missy Elliott?You can go and listen to the White Girl Rap RIGHT HERE. ...

This is crazy. 2007-07-28 12:00:00 Okay, I'm SO HUNGRY and I've been saying that for like an hour and a half--and here I still sit with my drink unopened (FUZE WHITE TEA, YUM) and some chips & French Onion dip (hey, it was either that or a chocolate fried pie--and I'm saving the pie for later) uneaten.The time is flying by! I'll enjoy that while it lasts, since I know that once midnight or so rolls around it's going to start CRAWLING.Don't forget, it's not too late to SPONSOR ME! ...

Wow. 2007-07-28 11:30:00 I've discovered that I canNOT listen to music when I'm trying to make up a story using your Opening Lines.I mean, I can read and listen to music at the same time...but apparently I cannot WRITE and listen to music at the same time.Crap.HEY! You should listen to some music, on Empire Radio!We're live live LIVE throughout the blogathon--I'll be your hostess later on this evening and again in the early (oMG FREAKIN'EARLY) hours of the morning, so you won't want to miss that.Pop into the CHAT ROOM and say hello!! We're having a party in there. You MIGHT get a s'more. Or donut. :D ...

A quickie 2007-07-28 11:00:00 I really (really!!!) need a quick shower and a bite to eat--and of course, I haven't had my coffee quota yet for the morning...so all you get is a quickie to let you know I'm here.Hello, world.I love you, pass it on.xoxoxoxoxoxo ...

Craptastic 2007-07-28 10:30:00 I was just about to do an Opening Line story, but the one I picked is already stumping me! It's possible I need more coffee.More than likely, even.And I'm getting hungry...Hey, want to see why I picked United Cerebral Palsy for my charity? ...

In Which She Says Thanks! 2007-07-28 10:00:00 I would like to take this opportunity to give big sloppy wet tongue kisses to all my groovy sponsors, whether they want them or not. I appreciate each and every one of you! Love, love, spread the love:HOSSICEPRINCEZZFINNDEEJAYPETERJAMES GOODMANTHUMPERLUKAMICHELECAROLMEGDIZBRIANOKIEDOKE MIKEALALABOBBY MCGEEMOMMAKLACIMAMACITAMR. FABULOUSCHATTYWINDOWPHOBEMARY MLIZFOCUSBABEKIM A.ANONYMOUS(you can join the list, you know! Just sponsor me!) ...