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Final Thoughts...after a few hours of sleep. 2007-07-30 00:17:00 I think the Blogathon is a lot like childbirth.I mean, last year I participated, had a great time, raised a lot of money (okay, yeah, none of that is at ALL like childbirth, just go with me here). I remember being really tired, but obviously it wasn't so bad that I didn't sign up to do it again.LAST night, about 18 or 19 hours into the blogathon, I.Was.Wiped. Seriously. Right, I didn't do the radio thing last year, and I did six hours THIS year, so that added to the whole exhaustion thing.But there were times when I knew I was going to have to drop out because I was JUST SO TIRED (and in fact I most likely wouldn't have made it if not for Jeckles; he stuck right with me and reminded me to post and kept me company--but don't tell him I said he was a nice guy).I tumbled into bed at about 9am and slept for three hours...I've sort of been zombified most of the day.And now it's just after midnight and I feel fine and dandy, and I'm thinking "oh, it wasn't so bad! I will totally do ...

AAAAAAND...we're clear! 2007-07-29 08:00:00 WOW! I was worried for a little bit that I wasn't going to make it...but here we are.BIG HUGS AND KISSES AND THANKS to all my wonderfully generous sponsors, who helped make this possible--and helped make some lives a little better, too.Check 'em out over there on the sidebar; they're the heroes of the story.BIG HUGS AND KISSES AND THANKS to all my wonderful friends who carried me through, helped keep me awake, and reminded me-more than once-that I needed to post.You ROCK HARD.BIG HUGS AND KISSES AND THANKS to all the DJs at Empire Radio for providing 39 hours of live entertainment to help keep the 'thonners on their toes and dancin' the night away.Excellent work, you guys.BIG HUGS AND KISSES AND THANKS to United Cerebral Palsy, to whom you sponsors shall be sending your hard earned $$. Every dollar counts. EVERY.DOLLAR. (OH and PS don't forget that it is NOT TOO LATE to Sponsor Me!)BIG HUGS AND KISSES AND THANKS to all my friends, both online and in person, who offered me (and o ...

The Penultimate Post 2007-07-29 07:30:00 ALMOST THERE! I can see the end from here.Quick recap: I'm doing the Blogathon!My charity, in honor of my sweet son, is United Cerebral Palsy!We are now 23 and One Half hours into the blogathon!Man, am I freakin' tired!Have you Sponsored me yet? What's the holdup?It's tax deductible!It's a lovely thing to do!It won't hurt you to give up a couple of lattes this week for charity, will it?No, of course it won't!BIG GIANT KUDOS TO all the other Blogathonners and Empire Radio for all the hard work--MOST EXCELLENT!One more post...then to bed with me. I've left you PLENTY of reading material for the next few days. FORTY EIGHT POSTS WORTH so far.Please excuse any additional or missing punctuation and/or letters. I can't really feel my fingertips. ...

oh the waiting is the hardest part... 2007-07-29 07:00:00 Dear Golfwidow and Mr. Fabulous:I'm soSOso glad you're here!But HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN UP?? You must have some magical powers. Please share them with me. Just an hour's worth.Love and kisses,Me*sings* It's the final countdown...*sings* I get by with a little help from my friends...*sings* When I think about you I touch mys...well. That's enough of that. ...

Right On! 2007-07-29 06:30:00 Only ONE and ONE HALF HOURS left!Then I will go to bed and with my luck, won't be able to fall asleep.I tell you what, I couldn't have made it without the help of my friends.But the finish line is in view...And I'm very happy to have participated in the blogathon.The sky is lightening, the neighbor's rooster is getting wound up, and the birds are a-startin' to sing (or sang, as we say 'round these here parts).It's gonna be a great day.Ah yes. ...

please title this with something interesting 2007-07-29 06:00:00 I'm blogging nekkid.So HAHAHAHAJust thought I'd share.my mind is a complete blank right now.No more coffee, my stomach is already burning.I have one energy drink left. I'm hoping I don't have to use it...but I'm afraid its time is coming.NO.MORE.FOOD.*yak*You can still sponsor me!!I'm supposed to be off the air at the top of the hour, with this post, but I don't know where my relief is.Oh well, I've got more music. ROCK ON.NEVER MIND, the relief just came in the chat room! YAY! Go listen to DJ TOXIK, he'll get you all woken up and groovin'! ...

Two and a half hours... 2007-07-29 05:30:00 and HELLS YEAH I'm counting every minute!I have to say that even though I'm EXHAUSTED, I've had a fantastic time with the blogathon this year! It's been tough doing the show AND remembering to post in a timely fashion...but I managed it! Our chatroom was full of people all day, keeping our spirits up and cheering us on--and many of them were participating in the blogathon as well so we had a great support network goin'!So YAY to all the fab DJs, the grooviest listeners, the best of the best!And YAY to all my sponsors--I adore you! Thank you for your generosity!Special thanks to Jeckles for keeping me company and keeping me awake, especially the last few hours. ...

Yaaaaaawn 2007-07-29 05:00:00 All right kids, only three more hours!Dig deep.We can do it.Right?Somebody say yes.Please.Don't make me beg, it's undignified.:) ...

Hells bells 2007-07-29 04:30:00 I am ON THE AIR!I was just reminding all the listeners to make a post...and forgot to write my own.*sigh*We are ON THE HOMESTRETCH!I've been a lousy commenter tonight, but I do want to catch up with many of the blogs I've been following! Unfortunately, it's most likely going to have to wait until I have some sleep. :D ...

Sssh, don't tell anybody, but... 2007-07-29 04:00:00 I am now scooping peanut butter out of the jar with my finger. Somewhere between the kitchen and the computer I lost the spoon and I was too tired to look for it.Tastes just as good this way.Go Jif!It's not to late to sponsor a blogger in the Blogathon!In fact, you can go over to the sidebar there and sponsor ME! I'm blogging for United Cerebral Palsy, in case you missed the first 25 times I mentioned it.heeheeRight-O, I'm loopy.No need to say "what's new?"ONLY FOUR MORE HOURS!!I think.I've lost all ability to do math. ...

Hangin' tough 2007-07-29 03:30:00 I'd love to post something terribly funny and clever...but I can't do that even when I'm NOT completely worn out. :)Come and LISTEN IN! We're rockin' it out. ...

WOW! Where did that last thirty minutes go! 2007-07-29 03:00:00 When I break the time up into thirty minutes and think of it like that, the time just FLIIIIIIEEEEESSSS by!But if I stop and think--FIVE MORE HOURS--I feel exhausted.So thirty minutes at a time is how we'll go on.Be sure to check out the post a couple down from this and ADD YOUR PIECE OF THE STORY!Time for me to go ON THE AIR!!Come and CHAT! ...

BACK ON THE AIR! YEAH! 2007-07-29 02:30:00 I'm a little muzzy-headed but I will attempt coherent conversation when I head back over to The Empire for another three hours! wooo!Since I'm tired and I know a lot of you must be too, I'm going to play some LOUD-ASS-WAKE-UP music! Let's get our numb asses out of our chairs and DAAANCE!Head on over to Empire Radio and listen to Luka until I get there in half an hour. ...

It is now OUR story. 2007-07-29 02:00:00 Let's add to it, shall we?? :)I'll link you right along, and we'll make a nice long story!FUN FUN FUN! A group project!Thanks, Mr. Fab, for adding the next piece of the puzzle!"Wow, what a crazy night," she thought as she picked the Cheerios from her cleavage.Then she looked around and realized she had no idea where she was. Thoughtfully she nibbled one of the cleavage-Cheerios and tried to find her last clear memory...She thought it might have had something to do with the diaper she was wearing, but she couldn't be sure. ...

Okay, so I thought about it... 2007-07-29 01:30:00 ...then I realized I could no longer form a coherent thought.I'm moving into that stage of tiredness, you know, where you feel a little bit drunk.I'm not complaining--I have vague memories of feeling this way last year so I'm not unprepared for it.I will be BACK ON THE AIR at Empire Radio in about an hour and a half...that should be amusing. PRobably more music than talk, as I'm not sure I can speak without slurring right now.I have no idea where I was going with this post.Apple slices dipped in peanut butter ROCK.I feel like I have some important things to say, to get off my chest, to vent...but damned if I can think of a single one right now. ...