Here Comes A Storm Kicked out of Girl Scouts at 12. I am definitely the poster girl for Does Not Play Well With Others. I once named a cat after the Siouxsie & The Banshees song Peekaboo. I like to think of myself as "vintage" goth and if you call me old, I will fork you in the eye. I have recently decided I am too stupid to date. Self realization is da bomb. Pet Peeves of the moment: People without basic manners. Statistics Unique Visitors: Total Unique Visitors: Outgoing: Total Outgoing: 0 0 47 5119

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Little Fish Little Fish Swimmin' In The Water -WW #41 2008-01-08 21:43:00 [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

Famous Sounding Words Make Your Head Feel Light 2008-01-08 12:00:00 Wanna know what is not pretty? Having a dream you are puking and then waking up and realizing you juuuuust might. Bleh. Was home yesterday with stomachus upsetus. I actually felt better by the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

Hit Me Baby One More Time 2008-01-04 20:19:00 It's hard to feel sad for this girl even if it is totally true that America's appetite for gossip has a part to play in it. But then again she would find an audience where ever she could. But given... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

What's The Deal With My Brain? 2008-01-01 15:36:00 Bob Dylan with Starbucks, Vicky's Titties, and Cadillac. Ok fine, Bob gets a pass. He's paid his dues for decades. Still wigs me out but I will forgive and try to forget. But the trend continues in a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

A Crowd Has Gathered In Black And White 2007-12-31 22:29:00 What? You thought that I was gonna pass up U2's obvious choice for the lyrical title? I ain't that original folks ;) I had my mac n cheese and nearly lost it on my laptop courtesy of Matt-Man's... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

English Girls Are Pretty When They Play Guitar 2007-12-30 16:07:00 Weird weather day. It is like being in the South. One minute it is sunny, the next it looks like an English moor and then we get this bizarre sideways mix of snow and hail. Snail. We are currently... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

I've Had The Reds, The Blues, And The Pinks 2007-12-29 17:49:00 Have I ever told y'all how much I loathe the forced joviality surrounding New Years? Cause oh baby, it is the holiday version of diaper rash as for me. And no, it is not cause I am an old fart, I have loathed the holiday my entire life, including my 20's so that ain't it. It's frickin amateur night and it is like the Patron Saint Holiday for desperation. "I'm Happy! Really I am! It's a new start! It's A Brand New Day!"Ok so that last line is a herpes commercial but it fits. I don't have kidlet this year which is awesome I can just ignore the entire event and stay home. Kidlet likes banging on pots and pans at midnight. Of course that may have changed as she is officially a teen now and might have moved beyond the noise maker years. Ok the fat kid in The Wedding Singer who dances with Julia at the Bar Mitzvah looks like a teen Ron Jeremy. Sorry...had a moment :P So next year when I have kidlet we are talking about getting a hotel room downtown and eating out late and ringing in ...

I've Had The Reds, The Blues, And The Pinks 2007-12-29 17:49:00 Have I ever told y'all how much I loathe the forced joviality surrounding New Years? Cause oh baby, it is the holiday version of diaper rash as for me. And no, it is not cause I am an old fart, I... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

The Trouble With Poet Is How Do You Know It's Deceased? 2007-12-28 23:25:00 Ok folks if you all have not yet made it to Sweeney...which you should as you are so missing out...allow me to wet your appetite for blood. For your pleasure here is a pretty darn good montage of A Little Priest. ...

The Trouble With Poet Is How Do You Know It's Deceased? 2007-12-28 23:25:00 Ok folks if you all have not yet made it to Sweeney...which you should as you are so missing out...allow me to wet your appetite for blood. For your pleasure here is a pretty darn good montage of A... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

Watch This Betches! 2007-12-28 14:32:00 Courtesy of Kidlet. You will feel the shoes. ...

Watch This Betches! 2007-12-28 14:32:00 Courtesy of Kidlet. You will feel the shoes. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

Pop Goes The World 2007-12-27 11:11:00 Your New Year's Resolutions1) Get a pet wallaby2) Eat less garlic3) Travel to Mexico4) Study time travel5) Get in shape with belly dancingWhat Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?Well that sounds exhausting!You Will Keep Your New Year's ResolutionYou planning on making a resolution that's smart, attainable, and perfect for where your life is.Will You Keep Your New Year's Resolution?Dammit. That just added pressure!You Are BlitzenAlways in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?Santa is my bitch!Your Love Song IsThankyou by Dido"And I want to thank you for giving meThe best day of my lifeOh, just to be with you is havingThe best day of my life."It's all good, as long as you're in love.What Love Song Are You?Uh huh. Thank you and get out. Dating is just not my bag baby. You Are a MermaidYou a ...

Pop Goes The World 2007-12-27 11:11:00 Your New Year's Resolutions 1) Get a pet wallaby 2) Eat less garlic 3) Travel to Mexico 4) Study time travel 5) Get in shape with belly dancingWhat Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be? Well that... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...

You Came On Your Own, That's How You'll Leave 2007-12-27 09:38:00 Headache from hell today, I think it is both sinus, migraine, and muscle tension due to my shoulder being screwed up. Gonna see if Kidlet's dad will drop her off to me. Although now they are babbling about the big SNOW EVENT hitting here in about an hour or two. He can't put chains on his car and I can't drive on Midrin so just bleh. I have no time to cover today but WTF I have no time to cover next Tuesday as well. I am working this weekend but neither day is Overtime due to the time off. December is going to miss the mark as far as turnaround goes and I don't care.Dammit! Don't you hate it when you pour a cup of coffee and then leave it in the kitchen?!! I wish I could do the nose twitch routine ala Samantha.Who are these crazy people who go shopping after Christmas? Nuts. I loathe the mall. Crazy people on the news shows at the mall. Crazy.Yes I am hella random today. I blame the drugs. But my head is feeling better.So Pakistan is now about to become the biggest boil on the but ...