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I Moved 2007-11-28 11:31:00 Let the rejoicing begin. I got so many complaints of my slow loading blog that I finally moved.Go to-http://www.whatthemuffin.blogspot.comAnd enjoy the immediate loading, rather than the 5 hour wait.See you there! ...

Coffee Problems 2007-11-26 05:57:00 This video reminds me of me. I made some coffee this morning, like I do every school morning, and got in the fridge for some vanilla cream to put in my coffee and there was none! I about cried. My french vanilla cappuccino powder was hardened into a big lump, and so I dumped the excess that was not lumpy and dumped it into my coffee cup. There wasn't much of this. So I drank my coffee closer to black than I ever really cared to.Ew. ...

My Weekend in Videos 2007-11-25 22:16:00 From the parade on Saturday- From this afternoon at Toxic Smell....err...Taco Bell- ...

Oh-Em-Gee! 2007-11-23 16:17:00 Lookie, lookie!!!!Yes, bloggy friends! That IS an envelope containing a packet of information about MIT addressed to me!!!!! IT IS ! IT IS!!WOOHOO!! ...

Thanksgiving on Mom's Side 2007-11-22 21:18:00 Every year, we alternate whose side of the family we go to Thanksgiving at. This year, it was on my mom's side, which is held at my Aunt Penny's house in Grove City. Now, the last time that we were going to do Thanksgiving at Aunt Penny's, a big snowstorm hit and we couldn't make it in. We then had Thanksgiving dinner at Ryan's Steakhouse. Not good times.Now, my great-grandma has 4 daughters. My Aunt Linda is the oldest, then my grandma, then my Aunt Penny, then my Aunt Brenda, who I've seen probably 10 times in my whole life. Each of them have at least 2 kids (Aunt Brenda's don't come to Thanksgiving) so that's like, 8, I think, branches on the family tree. About half of them don't have kids, but still, in that whole mixture of people you have me and my brother and sister, my cousins, Micah and Andrew, my mom's cousin's four kids, Bradley, Brandon, Heather, and Hannah, her cousin, Kim's, foster daughter, and probably some more that I can't remember. My Aunt Hope and Uncl ...

It's that time of year again... 2007-11-21 13:30:00 My Christmas music is on and the lights are going up! ...

And Now...For Something Completely Different 2007-11-19 20:26:00 ...

Even more potential? 2007-11-17 16:41:00 So, yesterday, I got my ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) scores back, which are rated out 99. I had a 93! Which placed me as the second highest scoring individual in the junior class, and the highest scoring girl in the junior class. The guy who beat me had a 98, because he also smoked the skilled labor areas of the test. My highest skilled labor score was Auto and Shop (?), from which the following conversation took place-ASVAB Lady- You must spend a lot of time with cars!Me- Never touched one in my life.ASVAB Lady- So, your dad must do a lot with cars.Me- We don't let my dad operate power tools.ASVAB Lady- Because he uses them so much?Me- No, we're afraid he'll injure himself or others.She then told me that I was probably just predisposed to it. I doubt that. I think my friends Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo helped me out a little.So then we filled out this interest thing and with my scores and the interest inventory, one of the first things that came up was "Miss ...

Hypocrisy, thou art rather Muffin-like 2007-11-16 11:25:00 One of my friends has an issue. She likes this guy and can't/won't tell him about it. Because, apparently he likes this really smart, thin, pretty girl at our school and she doesn't want to be rejected. And so she talks to me. And we whine together. So today, in a burst of thoughtlessness, I burst out-"For the love of cheese, woman, grow a vertebral column, tell him, and quit whining to me!"She gave me "the look".And I shut up. ...

Tests! So many tests! Also, Some other stuff... 2007-11-15 11:34:00 I have not blogged and will not blog much over the next week or so because:Monday- Had an anatomy quiz. Along with the rest of the class, I failed this.Tuesday- Had a KAP discussion and an OPEN BOOK Algebra quiz. Do any of you doubt my algebraic inaptness? I got a 6/9 on the OPEN BOOK QUIZ!! Blech.Wednesday- Spanish vocab quizToday- Retake the afore mentioned anatomy quiz in 8th period. Just took a computer programming test.Tomorrow- Algebra test. Which I maybe will do well on. Had a study period today and inapt teacher explained stuff. Sort of. I need prayer. Also, a KAP quiz. I never do well on those. Essay tests are the only reason I have a B. Which is nothing to sneeze at, of course.Saturday- Babysitting.Sunday- I don't get to teach my class because of the Rowlands being at our church.Next wednesday- Skeleton TestTuesday after that- Skeleton lab practical test. ...

Things that are awesome. 2007-11-12 09:30:00 This weekend was a blast. Besides spending the weekend at a waterpark and then at my aunt's, several events occurred, making me want to shriek with glee.Wow, that was a cheezy opening. Oh well. Deal with it.Anyway, yesterday I came home from my aunt's and upon entering my room, found a Dell Inspiron Laptop. This made me, being the Probie that I am, nearly weep with joy. (I'm exaggerating here. I'm not that nerdy) I finally have my own computer. Praise his name. I moled myself in my room most of the afternoon having way too much fun with the wallpaper and screensaver (which are NCIS and My Pictures, respectively) Then I went to church and practiced for our amazing drama that we did last night.I was a nervous wreck. Remember that video I posted a while back? Called "Everything"? We did that last night with some editing. I'm waiting for someone to perhaps send me a copy of it to post here, because the response we got was amazing. Despite the huge bruise on my leg where I landed on so ...

Weird Dream.... 2007-11-09 21:12:00 So, I'm in this forensics lab, and I'm apparently some version of an Abby. And then, Gibbs walks in.Back up, for those of you who live sad lives in which NCIS is not involved (I pity you, by the way. Yes, Carolyn. I'm talking to you.) Gibbs kind of, sort of died on NCIS Tuesday. Which made me scream "NO WAY!!!" And go through the stages of grief. Mostly denial. And eating of ice cream. Here's the thing. I only watched the first 3 minutes (thanks to my mean, mean mommy) where DiNozzo (unsuccessfully) tried to resuscitate Gibbs.Now, Dawn and I were in a discussion on the way to Fort Rapids last night over who would win in a fight between Gibbs and Jack Bauer. We at first said Jack Bauer, but then decided that Gibbs would outwit him and Ziva would probably come and blow up Jack Bauer. Sorry, 24 fans. I know I will get cyber-tomatoes thrown at me. Oh well. Gibbs is just that smart. And his head-slapping powers are unmatched.Anyway, so Gibbs cannot die! Will not die! So, I call my frien ...

First words to Dad this morning- 2007-11-08 05:56:00 (Pointing to my arm) "Is this MRSA?""No. You're an idiot.""What is it?""I don't know! Not MRSA?"Well, put that on my headstone when the staph gets me, Dad. Sheesh. ...

Short, yet long week 2007-11-07 09:52:00 I only have a 3 day week this week. I was sick on Monday and Parent-Teacher Conferences are on Friday, so Woohoo! it's sort of, kind of Thursday. Unfortunately, it seems like I actually have been in school 4 days already even though it's only been 1 1/2. Bleh.Right now, I'm uploading my fact sheets on two protestant groups onto Gaggle, which will, before Monday, become papers. I'm doing the UPCI and Jehovah's Witnesses. That is a serious comparison. So, Gaggle has already taken 5 minutes and has only half uploaded one of my papers, so I'm just sitting here, being bored as snot. *yawn*So, actually, yesterday wasn't all that bad. In comparative religion, I got to pretty much sit and have a Bible study with my friend who is a Catholic. She's doing her project on the UPCI, too, and didn't understand a whole lot of what she was reading on the website. So, I got my Bible out of my bookbag and sat down and explained the Oneness and how we don't believe in infant baptism and all tha ...

My Issues- Revisited 2007-11-06 06:05:00 I'm apparently transparent as a piece of one-ply toilet paper when it comes to the guy that I like, whose code name is Smitty Wethermenjensen. Don't ask why. It's a long story. Anyway, I have been ridiculously careful with who I've told about this Smitty. And yet, 3 stinking people have discovered all by their lonesomes who he is.Did I ever tell you why 9YG stopped talking to me when we were 11? Because someone who wasn't supposed to found out, told him, and things got all awkward and we weren't friends anymore. I really cannot stand having that happen all over again.What I would also like to know is how these people found out! I haven't said or done anything to allude to him in any way, shape, or form. So why is it that within a 2 week period, 3 people can come up to me and say, "So...Smitty, eh?"My mom is always telling me she can make a soap opera out of my life. I think mine may be to twisted and dramatic to put on TV. ...