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A reply to Liz's comment... 2007-02-09 05:11:00 Yes, Liz.Someday, when I am legal, there will be rum in my kitchen.What? I enjoy the occasional rum bun!!!!! ...

I hate Valentine's Day 2007-02-08 20:12:00 I suppose that once upon a time, when the trend was to wear white tights with glittery red hearts on them, eat cupcakes, and give little cards with such characters as Star Wars, SpongeBob, and Nemo, I liked the holiday. My friend Emily and I were discussing my bitterness for the day. She doesn't get my loathing for it. She says she supposes it has a little to do with the fact that she never wants to marry or date. She asked me, "What makes you hate it so much?"It is a common misinterpretation that I hated V Day because I am bitter. And I am. But this is not the only reason. I hate seeing the ridiculous amounts of PDA in the halls at school anyday, so why on earth would I like to see a guy give a girl some chocolate, a cute little teddy bear saying "Be Mine", and a dozen roses, and then have them block my locker by sucking each others faces off. It annoys me.Then of course you have my bitterness. I've been dumped on V Day the only year that I did have a significant other (thank you, ...

Thursday Thirteen #10 2007-02-08 06:00:00 Ok, actually have one this week.Thirteen Fun Things I have seen on Snopes.comTitanic had a cursed mummy on board?This would completely ruin a good cake...No Guys! Really! It's me!Poor Jack....It really was the wizard....Mommy, my Snickers just bit back!Something tells me that she won't tune in next week...I knew that Judy Jetson looked a bit pale!!!I had to read this one a few times. Pretty cool.Who wants a Twinkie now?I wish this was true. Exams would be a lot easier.Please pass the Beethoven?Finally. The truth about Pop Rocks and Coke. ...

Stole it from Liz! 2007-02-07 19:28:00 First letter of name Scattegories! WOOHOO!1. Famous Athlete: Ron Tuggnut2. 4-letter word: Room3. Street name: Roosevelt Ave (NYC)4. Color: Red5. Gifts/present: Rectal Thermometer (Hey, it worked on Madagascar!)6. Vehicle: Retractable hardtop7. Tropical Location: Rio8. College Major:Religous Studies9. Dairy Product: Rotten Milk (AKA- Yogurt)10. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Ribbons?11. Boy Name: Ryan12. Girl Name: Rena13. Movie Title: Return to Me14. Alcohol: Rum15. Occupation: Retiree16. Flower: Rose17. Celebrity: Ricky Martin18. Magazine: Real Estate Monthly19. U.S. City: Rockville, Maryland20. Pro Sports Team: Ravens (Baltimore)21. Something Found in a Kitchen: Rum22. Reason for Being Late: Really annoying child made me drop them off at band practice and then I spilled coffee on my pants23. Something You Throw Away: Really annoying child that made you drop them off24. Things You Shout: Roohoo! (if you are Scooby Doo, that is025. Cartoon Character: Roadrunner ...

Normally after 2 days I wouldn't care but.... 2007-02-07 12:41:00 Outside of my window our road hasn't been plowed and you can't tell the where the yard stops and road starts. And everyone else has closed. Stupid MV.6:44- Hang on, there's hope. MV Academy just closed?6:50-Nope. The people on 90.9 FM are making fun of us. ...

5 day weekend? 2007-02-07 02:02:00 Great possibility. The white death is upon us. I'm checking about once per hour here.Meanwhile, this amuses me. I love Smeegle and his evil ugliness. ...

I love my mom... 2007-02-06 23:06:00 And her thrifty Goodwill shopping techniques. This picture comes directly off of lizclaiborne.com and these shoes right here, part of her new collection, the LizFlex Thrifty Loafer, imported kidskin leather, run at $69 if you get them off of her site. Mom scored them for $4 at Goodwill. Yeah,baby!Now if only I could find a nice Gucci bag..... ...

Deep Freeze 2007-02-05 23:45:00 Take this, you global warming theorist fruitcakes.Anyway, school was cancelled today or delayed in pretty much every school across the state and tomorrow isn't looking much different. I have a feeling I will be home tomorrow as well, looking at the cancellations thus far. I can't expect any announcements until later tonight, though, I am sure.I had an enjoyable day off. Just pretty much goofed around and such. I found a site with the first season of "That 70's Show" on it, and am looking for the second season because I am almost done.I don't have a whole lot to update about, so rather than ramble on about nothing I will close. If you want to join the school cancellation watch, the site I am checking on is here.Will update later.*Update- 6:29 PM- MOUNT VERNON CITY SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!!!P.S. In order to pay homage to the Super Bowl (how bout them Colts...Ahhh..I don't really care. Hate football and all.) Here are my two favorite commercials. For some reason, after the whole divo ...

This really sums up life right about now.... 2007-02-02 23:24:00 "God, I know you have a master plan. But sometimes you just don't make sense."-Denzel Washington, "The Preacher's Wife" ...

Thursday Thirteen #10 2007-02-01 12:34:00 There is no TT today (yet) because I cannot think of a good list today. If you have one, leave it in the comments. ...

Awwww... 2007-01-31 22:43:00 My poor cell phone. It is seeing the end of it's life. After just a few months. Madness I tell you, madness. At the bank today, I slipped and fell on a patch of ice that looked like a puddle. It was a little more solid and slippery than one, though. I fell flat on my back, and it kind of reminded me of that old scene from Home Alone. Except without me crashing into a bunch of paint cans. My back is a little sore, but my cell phone took the biggest beating. The antennae was completely gutted. Ripped out of the top. And the phone was cracked where it had been broken. I think I am getting a new one, but I don't know. Will keep you updated. ...

Note to Puppy Boy 2007-01-30 12:48:00 Dear Ben/Nenner/Nenner-son/Nenny/Puppy-Boy,Okay, dude. We soo need to talk. As much as the royal momminess hates it when you sleep on my bed, I really don't care. I actually like it. Because, when Mom and Dad turn the heat off because their room is upstairs and heat rises so it ends up roasting up there, my downstairs room without a door is freezing and you, being the big baby that you are, cuddle up next to me and keep me mildly warm and provide a false sense of security, because, Nenner, let's face it. If bad guys were to break into our house and try to kill me, although you think you are protecting me, you would run whimpering like a little girl. You proved this when i was 9 and fell out of my bed, which made a big crash and Dad told me later that you and he exchanged looks like "I'm not seeing who broke in." and went back to your sleeping. Niiiiiiiice. So, anyway, I could care less if you bring your puppy blanket up on the bed and cuddle up next to me. But when you choose to pla ...

Woo! 2007-01-30 12:38:00 Today is......*drumroll*TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY SNOWY SO NO SCHOOL FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Back to bed with myself, I suppose. How sad. (Not) ...

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Mid-Winter Report 2007-01-28 04:14:00 This weekend was the glorious Mid-Winter Youth Retreat. A complete and total blast, I must say. My favorite preacher, Rev. Mark Johnston, was the speaker, and the music was coordinated by IBC Praise. On Friday night, service began at 8 PM, but Bro.Johnston didn't get into the pulpit until about 10. He preached about "Jacob's Passion", taking his scripture from the story of the birth of Jacob and Esau. (I say this because I don't remember the exact text)Before their birth, Rebekah could sense that something was wrong with the baby she was carrying. The way Bro. Johnston put it, he said that things became so bad that Rebekah probably wished that Isaac's prayer that her womb would be opened (she was barren for 19 years) had never been prayed. She went to the Lord and asked her why this was happening to her. God answered-(Genesis 25:23)The LORD said to her,"Two nations are in your womb,and two peoples from within you will be separated;one people will be stronger than the other,and the ...