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Madonna's Personal Blog
You think you know me...but you have no idea. Being a creamy, smooth pop goddess is not what it seems! |
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2007-09-26 14:09:00
This has been a strange experience for me. I really thought people knew it wasn't Madonna and were just going along with me for fun. I posted some far out stories that you'd have to be crazy to believe. I tried to take things that happened to me or friends and apply them to Madonna and how she'd react to them. The longer I did it the better I got at it. When I first started it was obvious that it was a joke, but I do see that the longer I did it the more convincing it was. I'm sincerely sorry to the ones who really thought it was her. I really thought you were laughing along with the rest of us. I even thought that Madonna would laugh if she read them. She used to have a great sense of humor!I'm going to keep blogging. I don't care if anyone reads it or not. I do this for fun. I will still post funny stories and everything. I will never lose my sense of humor. If you post negative comments, they will not appear. I can't delete any of your comments. I don't have any assistants. ...
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Madonna Sets Two World Records
2007-09-26 09:24:00
An official press release from Guinness World Records mentions some recent Madonna world records recognized by Guiness which are cited in their new 2008 edition:1.) Madonna steals Cher's crown for Highest Grossing Music Tour per Concert. The winning 'Confessions' tour was seen by 1.2 million fans grossing an estimate of GBP100 million, an average of 1.6 million per concert!2.) The Queen of Pop doesn't stop there, knocking Kate Bush off her spot for Most no.1 Albums by a Female Artist with her ninth, and highly successful album 'Confessions on a Dance Floor' ...
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Strange "Oh Father" Cover
2007-09-26 08:42:00
This one sounds so trippy to me. The Madonna version is much better, but here it is. ...
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Kabbalah Lesson 19: Redemption
2007-09-25 16:41:00
Although we cannot change our past we can transform our lives. Every soul has the potential to redeem itself. Put aside what you have done in the past and concentrate on what you are doing right now. For we create our future in the present moment. Our Jewish Sages say: "We are not permitted to abandon the ...
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Madonna at 50?
2007-09-25 14:57:00
There are rumours that Madonna is going to call her next tour "Madonna At 50." I bet everything I have that this rumour is not true. I should know! ...
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Important Announcement
2007-09-25 13:45:00
This blog is going to be reinvented. From now on it will simply be a fan site with the latest news about the Queen of Pop. I hope you all will enjoy it still. I had so much fun pretending to be Madonna. So many of you went along with it and laughed along with me. I thought it was obvious that I was parodying Madonna; however, it has come to my attention that my parody was too well done. I even tried on occasion to make it obviously a parody, but some people cannot get the jokes. I am a Madonna fan who had a little too much fun. My apologies to anyone who didn't get the joke. I am going to go through all of the posts and attempt to transform them to a site that will still be enjoyable for everyone. ...
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The Onion?
2007-09-25 09:14:00
This appeared in The Onion recently. I thought it was funny! ...
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Our Book Club Selection of the Week
2007-09-24 09:17:00
Your Dreams Can Show You the WayWe all know that our dreams mean something, but do you realize that your dreams can actually help you? In the Kabbalistic tradition, dreams are prized as the key that unlocks the spiritual door leading to a path of greater wisdom. In this rich and unique guide you will learn how simple and practical steps can help you use the messages in your dreams to unleash healing, creativity, and personal fulfillment. ...
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Kabbalah Lesson 18: Dreams
2007-09-24 09:10:00
Life is but a dream.Literally, according to the Zohar! Kabbalah considers our physical world an illusion, a temporary residence, and not true reality.Our world of morning mochaccinos and evening rush hour traffic jams is just one of many dream worlds and dimensions that separate us from the ultimate reality. These other dimensions are accessible in a variety of ways, one of which is through the dream state.When the sun is set and the stars spatter the heavens, part of our soul leaves our body. Even if we remain awake, part of the soul still departs, which is one reason why we begin to feel more tired and drained as night unfolds.During actual sleep, the Zohar explains that 59 of 60 parts of our soul have now left the body, leaving only 1/60 to sustain us physically.When the body is in slumber, the chains of physical existence are suddenly broken. The soul is now free to ascend to a high place in the spiritual atmosphere where it receives nourishment, power, and the occassional oil chan ...
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Sleep Deprivation
2007-09-24 07:13:00
I had trouble sleeping last night. I had the most horrible dream. I was much older and a resident at some place called Shady Pines. We had activities at the facility, including karaoke. This dirty, old man kept yelling at me, "Sing Like A Voygen!" It was horrible! It gave me chills. Did you sleep well? ...
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Kabbalah Lesson 17: Inflated Ego
2007-09-22 12:54:00
Disclaimer: This is not the real Madonna. It was a parody. I hope you understand.Roger Friedman, often writes negative columns about me. I think this negativity is a perfect time to explain the problem many people suffer...inflated ego.In an interview with Mariah Carey, he told her that there had been a small war going on between my fans and hers, and that some of it resulted in nasty e-mails to his column.“What? Why?” Mariah asked. “I mean, I think I was in sixth grade when Madonna got started.”The problem she is suffering from is the inflated ego. Most inflated egos are byproducts of depressed egos; a need to be recognized, a need to be the best. The inflated ego can be seen as an attempt to overcome a fragile, wounded self -- one reason they may feel hollow or empty inside. Kabbalah is the perfect solution for this problem. We should all pray that the light finds her and she can have some healing. ...
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Tecktonik
2007-09-21 09:06:00
My daughter is driving me mad with this Tecktonik dance. It is one of the strangest dances ever. It is a mix of hip hop and techno dance. Sometimes I will just join in and dance my arse off too. Rocco snarls his nose at us like we are insane. These are happy days. Maybe I'll incorporate this dance into my next tour. NOT! ...
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