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Madonna's Personal Blog
You think you know me...but you have no idea. Being a creamy, smooth pop goddess is not what it seems! |
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The Queen's Beauty Secrets: Dark Roots
2007-10-01 19:32:00
If your hair has gone gray, take this tip from me. Dye the roots dark and the rest blonde. It will look like your hair is growing back dark! This tip is used by many in Hollywood. This little trickery is an illusion. It makes people think your dark hair is growing back and not the gray!There are many kinds of "visible roots" approaches one can take, from the "nearly black" styles of Debbie Harry to "a medium root with a heavy highlight -- the casually grown-out salon blonde. Slightly grown-out color sends a message of 'I have better things to do. I go to the functions, but I have kids, I have a life.' Keep in mind it's just a "message," because, we're thinking anyone who actually has a life is not spending time mulling how to dye their hair in a way that sends the message that they don't make it to the colorist every two weeks. ...
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The Queen's Music Selection
2007-10-01 15:51:00
I know this one is old, but I love it. You should check it out if you haven't already. It's da bomb! If you don't see the video, please click here. ...
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Starbucks Tissue Issues
2007-10-01 14:59:00
I went to Starbucks yesterday and I had to use the restroom. It was an emergency. I don't normally like to use public restrooms; however, I had no choice! My arse is going to be sore for days! That is the cheapest tissue I have ever used. It is the kind that breaks before you can roll enough to use. I think they are trying to save the environment, but I can think of better ways to do it! ...
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Magazine Article: Q Magazine
2007-10-01 14:12:00
And I quote: "Madonna is the most successful female pop star that's ever existed. If she was to retire now - which looks unlikely - no other woman could come close to covering all her bases. Gwen Stefani makes similarly hooky pop-dance tracks. Fergie's got the moves. Lily Allen has the mouth; Kylie, the gay following; Dolly Parton, the business mind; Barbra Streisand, the ticket prices. But no female star - no star, full stop - does as much as Madonna" ...
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The Queen's Blog Roll
2007-10-01 13:35:00
I am starting a blog roll. If you put a link to my blog on your site, I will put a link to your site on my blog. Send your link here. Make sure my link is in your blog roll before sending. My assistant is very busy so it may take a day or two to get the links going, but I promise I will! ...
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The Bitch is Back
2007-10-01 13:11:00
Thank God for attorneys. I had to fight to keep my freedom of speech. I have been hacked, attacked, and though the odds were stacked, I am back! I appreciate all the letters and cards wishing me well! I hope you'll enjoy the blog. More is to come! Thank you all for having patience while I get the blog going again. I was going to move to Wordpress, but they don't have as many features. I hated it. I'd rather stay here! I have been informed that my blog is now legit and I can keep it now! Life goes on. I have decided to just call my blog "Madonna Blog." Sorry for all the confusion. ...
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New Blog
2007-09-27 16:56:00
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I'm Not Sorry...It's Human Nature
2007-09-27 14:29:00
Breaking News: I have decided to keep my blog going elsewhere. It is a little thing called Freedom of Speech. Thanks for all your letters of support! The continuation of the blog will be located here. I would like to thank all of my loyal fans for joining me for the next chapter in my fabulous life! I hired some new assistants and we are ready to keep you informed and entertained! This blog will be updated as a fan site only. I'm also working on a new fan site that will be announced soon. It's not like any other fan site ever created. I will post a link to it when I am ready to show it off. I just can't wait to work on it tonight! When I am done with it, you will be shocked! I really have an idea that will be better than any fan site ever. You are going to be surprised! ...
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Blog Flashback: NightMARE!
2007-09-27 12:06:00
This is one of the posts I did early in the parody blog's life. As you can see below, it was very obvious that this was a parody site! Remember when Madonna was thrown from her horse? I do. I caught it on camera!I found out that my maid took photos of me when I was thrown from a horse! She actually sold these to the Enquirer. I don't know why my maid would do this to me. I mean she is paid a minimum wage and she gets to know one of the biggest stars ever to have lived. Oh well, I have decided to post them on my blog to beat those jerks at their own game. Notice how the awful horse looks at me as if to laugh after throwing me on the ground so forcefully. I hope none of you ever goes through something like this!Luckily for me, I am still on track for my cd promotion. My album is ready and I am working on the video now. We are going to work on the choreography some more and then resume filming this weekend. ...
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Press Release
2007-09-27 09:56:00
To: All MediaI did not create this blog to bring attention to myself. I will not grant any interviews. I am being bombarded with interview requests. One thing I learned from this blog is I would never want to be known! Believe me! Please don't contact me anymore. This was just something I created for fun. It got out of hand. Thanks for your understanding in this matter. ...
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My Favorite Fake Madonna Post
2007-09-26 18:55:00
This was my favorite post I ever created on the parody Madonna blog. I don't know why it's so funny to me. Maybe it's the screeching sound Mooriah makes when the dart makes contact with her fat. I also was proud of the Confessions on a Dartboard post! What was your favorite post here? Here is the original Divas and Darts post... ...
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Rose Colored Glasses
2007-09-26 15:15:00
There is an old country song called "Rose Colored Glasses" by John Conlee."These rose colored glasses, that I'm looking throughShow only the beauty, cause they hide all the truth..."When I look at this photo I can't help but think of that song. Behind those glasses someone is hiding from who they really are...trying to be someone they are not. Time stops for no one. Someone needs to loosen up a bit. When you say, "Let's give people somethin' to think about..." How about really following through? When you say, "I'm tired of doing the same ol' thing..." don't just do the same old thing! The beat shouldn't just go "on and on and on." It should have inspiration behind it! You used to dance "for inspiration." It looks like you need some inspiration! ...
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