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What Am I? 2008-02-09 17:09:57 Swimming, slipping, sliding, What am I describing? A little bird Of whom you’ve heard Who also loves fish and diving   ...

Mondays (IDon’t Like) 2008-02-09 17:01:50 Today is mournful Monday We’re back from super Sunday School starts today (That’s NOT okay) I hate when it is Monday ...

VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’ 2008-02-03 07:45:57 VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’ BY MILOU Valentine’s Day is near I’m totally filled with fear Cause the risk on that day Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face And rather than that I’d drink beer It’s Valentine’s Day today And there is nothing else left to say Than: I’m scared to death I can’t take one breath I’d rather eat a lunch tray Now is Valentine’s time And nothing of this is a lie: I’d rather eat a sofa seat Than be part of Valentine Because Valentine is horrifying!!!!!!!!! ...

My School 2008-01-14 06:06:08 In my school the teachers chew bubble gum And all children teach spelling and math Kids think recess is no fun And kids are called Mr. Teb or Ms. Cath In our school the staff is kind The Cook cooks wonderous meals The nurse is not so mean and grind You know how good it feels? I feel good and amazed About what happened today Inside of me’s a little blaze ‘Cause today is opposite day! ...

Easter eggs 2008-01-13 16:41:37 For Easter… A fishy gets an oyster egg A foxy gets a seagull’s A wolf gets an easter leg And there are grass eggs for the bulls But only humans get a candy chocolate one So let’s hope that all Easters will be fun, Fun, FUN! ...

Christmas eve 2008-01-11 06:36:20 It’s Christmas eve and I am exicted Because of a thief I’m so alighted He stole the tree He stole the presents He didn’t steal me But my cousins     ...

Teachers 2008-01-09 17:25:46 Some are lazy Some are old Some are crazy Some are bald But they all are just the same ‘Cause all like to play the same old game Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages About the life in tiny cages  And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures They are terrible, horrible, not agreeable, nasty, teachers! (But, they still can be nice too) ...

Complaining planets 2008-01-09 07:52:05   Pluto says,” I’m too small!” Jupiter says,” I’m too tall!” Neptune says,” I’m so cold!” Mars then says, “Think I’m bald?!”  Saturn says,” I hate my rings!” Earth then says,” I hate my nature things!” Mercury says,” I’m so hot I could die!” Venus says, “So could I!” “Stop complaining!” Uranus said, “Let’s all just relax go to bed!” (”WHY SHOULD WE?” SAY ALL PLANETS) ...

Tree Tops 2007-11-18 16:24:00 At the top of a tree You can go on a spree For there is room for at least 69 You have fun way up there For a such place is rare You might never find a place so fine It’s like the Queen’s palace (you’ll never keep balance) You can see everything from up there Oh I love this place Fit for the majesty her grace Though it’s only worth something for birds ...

Big Paws 2007-11-18 14:52:00 Once upon a time there was A cat with unusually big paws Her feet were as big as a car’s tires And this is not what a cat desires One day she was at home without any crew ‘Cause her owner was away buying some shoes Suddenly it happened something very surprising Now the cat’s feet were changing their sizing First to the size of a window frame (The cat already felt ashamed) Then they grew to the size of a room Then to the size of a house, and BOOM!!!! The cat’s feet had now EXPLODED! (And the room was fully with foot-pieces loaded) Now the poor cat got out of the room And looked at its feet and shouted,”YAHOO!” The cat’s feet were back to normal size And this she found was quiet a surprise Her feet were back to the size of tires And this she thought is what a cat desires ...

SNAKE PROBLEM 2007-10-20 07:07:00 I have got a boa Who’s name is Annemarie I found her, lying down On a plain old prairie! She is tame and very quiet And doesn’t even bite! I think she’ll need to go on diet, For she’s a tremendous sight! Even though, she is so cool She also has her bad sides She sometimes is a bit of a fool AND goes wild on rides And one of the worst parts (She might do it to you) I swear it true I cross my heart She squeezes you to glue! ...

Happy Birthday 2007-09-28 11:55:00 A bird was flying past a prairie When he spotted a little berry This bird loves berries very much He would try to get it with some luck But a dog spotted it too And his greed for a berry grew When the bird saw the dog and the dog the bird The made growls and groans that have been never heard Suddenly they both start a fight Behind a tree I was watching the sight While they were fighting I took the chance (And this was really a big advance) I took the berry and gave it to The person that I love which is ……you! ...

The Sun and the Moon 2007-09-27 15:48:00 The sun is shining in the sky But the moon gives a sigh He can’t light up the day For the sun is in the way But at night the moon shines bright And the sun is out of sight He was sleeping in his bed And wasn’t angry to be said That the moon is shining bright In the black and gloomy night ...

Pets 2007-09-27 13:37:00 dogs dig dirty dirt they dirty down all the shirts cats claw crunchy cakes don’t take cats for heaven´s sake! birds build big bags don’t take birds those old hags hamsters hate horrible hairdos they will chew up all your shoes!! toucans touch tall trees toucans cost a lot of fee frogs fake funny fools frogs are very dangerous tools lions like licking lollipops he will eat you up like this - chop! chop! so what animal now do you want because this thought can really haunt…ME!!!Yay!!!! an ol’ and weak adult so what’d you say?” it’s all my fault? it was my idea? ooh sorry pray!   ...

A Dog 2007-09-27 13:30:00 A dog was walking down the street Who was looking for some meat He was a very hungry fellow And now he was about to bellow Right then before he barked away He smelled something a block away He ran right after the wonderful smell Smell of roasted beef and caramel And when he came to the right place He thought: Oh hammer harmful grace!!! Cause where he stood was a butcher shop And of course the door was locked ...