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Weather Reporter 2007-09-17 09:13:29 This is a small collection of scenes from the show Family Guy which is based around Ali, the weather reporter! Very funny video! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Freedom! 2007-09-16 11:12:51 Freedom! ...

Funny Answering Machine Messages 2 2007-09-16 09:12:13 Liked the last post of answering machine messages? Here is one more lot for you then! Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave’um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast. Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, “Who’s there?”) Isn’t that *my* question? (Pause.) Please leave a message… Leave a message or I’ll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that. let the machine get it. like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. Lindsey’s not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I’m not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible. (more…) ...

Dewey On God - Funny Video 2007-09-15 10:10:23 Watch this funny clip from Malcolm in the Middle where Dewey talks about God! Classic look on the ladies face! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Counter Strike’s Gal 2007-09-15 09:10:01 Counter Strike’s Gal. Now thats attention! ...

Bizarre and Interesting Facts 4! 2007-09-14 11:09:26 Even though we already had; one, two, and three lists of those bizarre and interesting facts, now comes one more! Pope John Paul II was named an “Honorary Harlem Globetrotter” in 2000. Woodward Avenue in Detroit, Michigan carries the designation M - 1, named so because it was the first paved road anywhere. There are only three types of snakes on the island of Tasmania and all three are deadly poisonous. It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is “shake” and the 46th word from the last word is “spear”. The California Department of Motor Vehicles has issued six driver’s licenses to six different people named Jesus Christ. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Rio de Janeiro. Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans. ...

Black to the Future 2007-09-14 09:08:53 Another clip from Family Guy! Now thats funny and funky! Ow! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Mars Chilled - Advert 2007-09-13 09:08:18 How the heck they managed that? ...

Funny Chat Up Lines Round 3! 2007-09-13 09:07:50 So your back for more? The chat up lines from Round 1 and Round 2 didn’t hit the nail? Well I got a few more that you might want to try out “Your daddy must have been a baker, ‘cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.” [Look at her shirt label. When she says, “What are you doing?”] “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.” OR: “Checking to see if you’re the right size.” “Your bra is too tight—I think it’s cutting off your circulation. Here, let me remove it…” “Did it hurt falling from heaven?” “All those curves, and me with no brakes…” “If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” “Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?” “I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.” [Grab her ass] “Pardon me, is this seat taken?” “Is it hot in here or is it just you?” (more…) ...

The Office 2007-09-12 10:07:23 This is one hilarious scene from the show Family Guy which makes fun out of both Americans and the British! Just love the comment at the end! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Page Loading.. 2007-09-12 09:06:51 Technology is advanced; but sometimes its better to go back retro style using the brain Source: leenks.com ...

Funny quotes 2007-09-11 12:06:15   Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… so why practice? ……………………………………………………………… I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ……………………………………………………………… If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ……………………………………………………………… Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ………………………… ...

Telemarketer Prank Call 2007-09-11 09:05:40 This guy records a telemarketers call, and plays a prank! Bet that guy’s not going to call anyone anymore! Hilarious video! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Stupidity 2007-09-10 09:19:40 ...

Insults 2007-09-10 06:18:47 Wanted to insult someone but not be too direct? Then this list might give you some ideas I’m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven’t had it yet. When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say it was your stupidity. Well, I’ll see you in my dreams — if I eat too much. I’ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. You’re the best at all you do — and all you do is make people hate you. Don’t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another? The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. (more…) ...