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Computer Corner - Abbreviations 2007-09-24 11:36:30 Ever used abbreviations online to cut time short? Maybe you shouldn’t! Watch this hilarious video of a guy using abbreviations to get his messages across! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Chicken Fight 2007-09-24 09:25:49 NEVER mess with a chicken! They are more dangerous then they seem! Funny animation! ...

Installing a wife 2007-09-23 10:24:28 To: Tech Support Dear Sir, Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Advoor (more…) ...

Nervous Kid 2007-09-23 09:24:01 This kid is told to sing Happy Birthday to the camera, but he gets so nervous that he keeps messing up! Very funny yet cute video! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Baby’s thirst 2007-09-22 10:21:45 A baby’s urge; now thats funny! ...

Funny Chat Up Lines Round 4! 2007-09-22 09:21:23 Want even more after Round 1, Round 2 and even Round 3? Your lucky that you got me Now just read and learn! “My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.” “You must have a mirror in your pants, ‘cause I can see myself in ‘em.” “Let’s play house. You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all day long.” “Some guys buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages…well, baby, I don’t even own a car.” “You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.” “Your dad must be a plumber ‘cause girl, you the shit!” “My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t hold it in!” “Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you the only ten-I-see!” “It’s a good thing I brought my library card ‘cause I just checked you out!” (more…) ...

Bugs Bunny Rap (Rude words!) 2007-09-21 11:20:32 Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon we all used to love to see everyday? Now that we’ve grown up, so have they! Check out this rap video featuring the Bugs Bunny characters! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Stick Fight 2007-09-21 09:20:09 This is one of the coolest stick fights I’ve seen! Go go go! ...

Men vs. Women 2007-09-20 10:17:45 Men 1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser 2. Insert card 3. Dial code and desired amount 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip (more…) ...

Kung Fu Football 2007-09-20 09:17:16 This is one of those cool videos which I just HAVE to post! These crazy Chinese take their skills to the football field! I want to do that! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Big Hole 2007-09-19 12:16:23 What the-? Source: leenks.com ...

If The Titanic Was Made In India 2007-09-19 11:15:47 1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress, singing in the rain. 3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother. 4. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals. 5. The movie would be called “Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya”. 6. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water. 7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine’s father to teach a lesson to the hero. 8. None of the people would float for long because of the saris. 9. The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and ring Gantees, and a rayoflight would come and transport the musicians to another ship. 10.And can you imagine how many times we would hear “BACHAOOOO!! [Help] ...

Teen USA 2007-09-18 10:14:59 A funny video of Miss South Carolina answering a question! She’s just humiliated herself and America in front of the world with that! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Angel Dog 2007-09-18 09:14:25 ...

“Yo momma so fat” jokes 2007-09-17 11:13:53 -Yo Mama’s so fat, she was mistaken for god’s bowling ball. -Yo Mama’s so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up -Yo Mama’s so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -Yo Mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -Yo Mama’s so fat, her favorite dress is a tent -Yo Mama’s so fat, she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -Yo Mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway -Yo Mama’s so fat, she needs a building permit for her girdle -Yo Mama’s so fat, she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -Yo Mama’s so fat, she puts on tampons with a bazooka (more…) ...