Our Bizarre and Weird World Our Bizarre and Weird World is a blog to attempt to explore the bizarre and weird, yet funny world around us through pictures, jokes and videos! Statistics Unique Visitors: Total Unique Visitors: Outgoing: Total Outgoing: 0 0 5 5779

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Google Search 2007-10-01 11:30:35 Source: fury.com ... Google

Bar Room Jokes 2007-10-01 10:24:45 A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says “Hold on a second here - you can’t bring that animal in here, they aren’t allowed!” So the man says, “But my gator here does a really cool trick…” The bartender says “Well then, lets see!” So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, “Does anyone else want to try?” An old lady raises her hand and says…”Sure, but don’t hit me with that stick.” (more…) ...

Family Guy - Mario 2007-09-30 12:21:31 This is one funny video of Peter from the show Family guy in a Mario world! Now how he manages to fall into that hole in the end is a mystery to me! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Contest Ending 2007-09-30 10:40:48 Just a ‘heads up’ to remind everyone that he ‘make me laugh‘ contest for $350 is ending tomorrow, so head up over to the submission page now if you haven’t already entered something for the contest and if you have, please check the current entry list to make sure that your name is listed; if its not then please post a comment now so i can add it before the contest ends! ...

Differences Between Men and Women 2007-09-30 10:02:54 These funny pictures never get boring! ...

Blonde Jokes 2007-09-29 12:02:23 Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven’t met! Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables. (more…) ...

Frog Screaming 2007-09-29 10:01:41 I never knew frogs can make that sound! Very funny video! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

For Sale 2007-09-28 11:54:31 This is one funny advert! ...

Rude Poems 2007-09-28 09:53:54 POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 2 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says ‘to hell with you’ 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn’t have happened If the rubber wouldn’t have torn (more…) ...

Car Pump Prank 2007-09-27 11:53:17 This is from one of those comedy shows, where they pull a prank on normal people. This time, they take it to the car pump! Just watch their reactions in this funny video! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Sticks and Stones 2007-09-27 09:50:21 This is one funny comic strip! Click on it to see the picture! Source: explosm.net ...

5 Most Bizarre Lawsuits Part 2 2007-09-26 11:41:31 Read the last 5 most bizarre lawsuits post? Well guess what? Here are 5 more for you! Sued a restaurant after she slipped on a spilled drink In May 2000, a Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500.00 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. Sued a nightclub after she felt while sneaking out In December 1997, Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000.00 and dental expenses. (more…) ...

Family Guy on Christianity - Funny Video 2007-09-26 09:41:07 This is a funny collection from Family Guy on Christianity! Woo! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

Cute Animals 2007-09-25 11:37:33 I just found these pictures so adorable that I couldn’t stop myself from posting them! (more…) ...

Life’s Moral 2007-09-25 09:37:09 I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings! and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. (more…) ...