Our Bizarre and Weird World
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Bike Crash
2007-10-19 08:39:58
Now thats going to hurt - a lot!
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5 shots - Short Funny Joke
2007-10-18 08:39:27
A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!”
The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, “Damn, that is a bad day. I’ll tell you what. The first shot is on me.”
The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves.
A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!”
The bartender says, “Damn, that is a bad day. I’ll tell you what. The first shot is on me again.”
The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, “Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!”
The bartender looks at him confused and says, “Damn buddy, doesn ...
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Treadmill Fall
2007-10-16 12:36:41
Who runs on a treadmill that is on? This girl does:
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My Milkshake
2007-10-15 08:34:23
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge
Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply ” ‘Tis better than thine…
“Verily, ’tis better than thine!”
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee
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Donald Duck Kids Ride
2007-10-14 13:33:58
Would you let your child sit on a ride like that? That just wrong in so many ways..
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Dominoes
2007-10-13 08:39:43
This is one really cool clip from Malcolm in the Middle, with just amazing dominoes display!
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Proud to be Indian
2007-10-13 05:39:20
Why people are proud to be Indians:
01. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.
02. India invented the Number system. Aryabhatta invented ‘zero.’
03. The world’s first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
04. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.
05. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.
06. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.
07. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word “Navigation” is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
08. The value of pi was fir ...
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
2007-10-12 14:24:03
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
8. Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: A ...
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Poor Mans Poop
2007-10-12 14:23:18
A short scene from Family Guy, but its absolutely funny!
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Compliment - Short Funny Joke
2007-10-11 06:05:26
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom
mirror and says to her husband:
“I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly.
Pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies: “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” ...
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Photo Booth Prank
2007-10-10 11:23:45
This is one hilarious prank in the photo booth! The last joke was kinda harsh but still funny as hell!
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Funny Birthday Card
2007-10-10 10:22:48
Wouldn’t you feel happy if you received a birthday card this this?
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Join the church
2007-10-09 10:39:57
A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, “I wanna join this damn church.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.” The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
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Blind Man
2007-10-09 06:39:42
What would you do if a blind man pissed on you? Watch this hilarious video!
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