Our Bizarre and Weird World
Our Bizarre and Weird World is a blog to attempt to explore the bizarre and weird, yet funny world around us through pictures, jokes and videos! |
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Old Age Joke
2007-10-31 10:44:19
“Doctor,” said the worried elderly patient. “My shoulder hurts terribly. What do you think it’s from?”
Without pause the doctor said, “It’s from old age.”
“But, doctor,” said the surprised patient. “My other arm is the same age and it doesn’t hurt!” ...
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Bad to Worse
2007-10-31 09:43:43
However bad day your having, you can be sure that someone will still screw you!
Source: marketing mougal ...
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250 posts - milestone reached!
2007-10-31 08:25:06
4 months are nearly over and we have finally made it to 250 posts! With my collage starting I thought this day wouldn’t come so soon but guess I was wrong! As a special treat, today after this there will be 2 more new funny things to laugh about!
That’s it your thinking? Well your wrong! I’ve got 2 new brand new sites in the works that will be launched soon along with the flash game blog getting updated with new games! Also this blogs going to get a nice make over along with lots of more unique and funny content so the fun’s just starting! Make sure to subscribe to my RSS feed to find out the latest information on when the sites launch! ...
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Shot Dead - Short Funny Joke
2007-10-30 09:35:46
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’ ...
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Injured Bad
2007-10-28 12:21:31
I love this little kid!
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Lawer - Blonde Joke
2007-10-27 08:19:56
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Th lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5 and vise versa.”
Again she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”
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Wakeup Call Prank
2007-10-25 08:22:03
Another prank video, where the pranker calls a person at 3:00AM in the morning to advertise their new ’service’ !
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Double - Lawer Joke
2007-10-24 08:16:14
A man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. When he rubbed it, a genie appeared.
“Master,” the genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of my thousand year prison. For this, I will grant you three wishes. The catch is, that every lawyer will get twice what you get. After all, I am a lawyer’s genie”
The man thought about this for a minute or two. “For my first wish, I would like ten million tax-free dollars.”
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured him that $10,000,000 had been deposited. “But every lawyer has just received $20,000,000,” the genie said.
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Hilarious Prank Call to ASDA
2007-10-22 10:38:26
This is one hilarious prank call made to ASDA! Cant believe they actually fell for it!
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Bizarre and Interesting Facts 6!
2007-10-21 08:45:51
And here comes.. one more list!
(If you want more, there are other lists; one, two, three, four, and five).
There is an ATM at McMurdo Station in Antarctica, which has a winter population of 200.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Newborn babies are given to the wrong mother in the hospital 12 times a day worldwide.
The Starbucks at the highest elevation is on Main Street in Breckenridge, Colorado.
Each year, over 1,000,000 people fail to itemize out the mortgage interest deduction on their income taxes. Last year, this amounted to $473,000,000 in taxes.
In 1998, more fast-food employees were murdered on the job than police officers.
The lead singer of The Knack, famous for “My Sharona,” and Jack Kevorkian’s lead defense attorney are brothers, Doug & Jeffrey Feiger.
Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts - an hourglass and a sundial.
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