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Our Bizarre and Weird World
Our Bizarre and Weird World is a blog to attempt to explore the bizarre and weird, yet funny world around us through pictures, jokes and videos! |
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Pearly Gates - Funny Joke
2007-12-02 09:08:45
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn’t REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?” Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, “about 1,500.” “That’s right! You may enter.”
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. “Name them.” ...
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Superman Drunk
2007-11-29 04:33:19
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar.
“This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him.
“Oh, really?” the other replies. “It is a nice place. It’s also a very special bar.”
“Why is that?” the first guy asks.
“Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That’s an original Van Gogh, and this stool I’m sitting on was on the Titanic.”
“Gee, that’s amazing!” says the first guy.
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Silent Argument - Funny Joke
2007-11-26 07:49:48
Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave. The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked an elderly aged man named Moishe to represent them. Rabbi Moishe’s Latin wasn’t very good - in fact, he knew very little–but he was a man of great faith and well respected in the Jewish community. The pope agreed. What could be easier than a silent debate?
The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pull ...
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What Did Santa Give?
2007-11-25 08:56:35
A Canadian boy go out with his new bike that he got for Christmas. He meet a police officer on a horse.
Police officer:” Santa Claus brought you this new bike?”
Boy: “Yes”
Police: “Well, bring this $30 ticket to him and tell him he needs to put a red light behind.”
Boy: “And Santa brought you this horse?”
The Police officer willing to participate to the discussion of a little boy played the game.
Police: “Yes, Santa brought it to me”
Boy: “Tell him to put the asshole behind, not on top.” ...
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The Attraction Theory
2007-11-23 04:02:37
Attraction is a complicated thing to explain, so these smart geeks explained it in a graph form!
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How babies are born - Geek Joke
2007-11-22 08:12:00
A little boy goes to his father and asks
“Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You Got Male ...
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Signs Explained
2007-11-21 08:11:01
Confusing signs? Here’s an explanation of what they do:
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Security Alarm - Short Funny Joke
2007-11-19 07:06:41
Not long ago, my brother got a call from a security firm that offered him a promotional burglar alarm at no charge. Happy to get something for free, he gave the direction to our house. But we waited for the whole day. No one showed up.
The next morning the supplier called again to say he was lost. “I’ll try to find you again today” he said.
“Never mind” my brother said. “If you can’t find me, I don’t expect any burglar either”. ...
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