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The ‘Now’ Watch 2007-07-31 08:35:40 Get annoyed by people asking you the time? What you need is this to shut them up.. ...

Two Wishes 2007-07-31 08:15:27 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.” The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. (more…) ...

America’s Got Talent - Funny dance 2007-07-31 07:59:52 This is a clip from America’s got talent. Damn that guy knows how to move! Cant believe he actually had the guts to do that in front of that audience! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ... America

Life Editor 2007-07-30 07:16:11 The life editor. Don’t we all wish we had one? ...

Why I Fired My Secretary 2007-07-30 05:16:17 Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone” Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way “Happy Birthday!”. It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. (more…) ...

$40,000 Ring 2007-07-29 11:25:46 An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.” At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000″, the jeweler said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.” The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. “I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off j ...

The Wrong Job 2007-07-29 09:26:22 Lifes to short for the wrong job! Some very clever adverts I found. Click the ‘continue reading’ to read more! (more…) ...

Red vs Blue Samurai 2007-07-28 10:12:03 Starts a bit slow, but when it kicks in its very funny. Just watch it (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) ...

McDonand’s McLaden 2007-07-28 08:11:57 I’m hungry… hmm, why not try a McLaden? ...

Gender Poems 2007-07-28 07:12:13 Females Poem I Want a man that’s handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.! Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?” I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Male Poem I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Liquor store, a big boat and a golf course. I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a sh1t. ...

Crazy Frog Tribute! 2007-07-27 10:15:58 Even though I lost about $250 through Jamsters ‘hidden’ costs and such for downloading the original Crazy Frog way back (and im sure a lot others have), I still love it, so I went around a found some cool Crazy Frog videos for you all! (Click the read more link to see the other videos! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) Well first, the original Crazy Frog video! (more…) ...

Plane Crash 2007-07-27 08:15:08 Ouch! That must’ve hurt! ...

Before and after marriage 2007-07-27 07:14:50 Before: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me ? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. ———— After: Read it from bellow to up, starting with second last line. ...