Our Bizarre and Weird World
Our Bizarre and Weird World is a blog to attempt to explore the bizarre and weird, yet funny world around us through pictures, jokes and videos! |
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Its not safe!
2007-08-17 14:56:25
That cant be safe!
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Butlers night off
2007-08-17 11:58:43
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.
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100 Posts - Target Reached!
2007-08-17 11:29:41
I just logged in my admin panel and was amazed to see that we already reached 100 posts! I was expecting to see that way later in time, but guess I get carried away with posting new things nearly everyday So whats next? 250 posts is whats next! So just subscribe to my RSS feed (by email if you don’t know RSS) and sit back and enjoy my 3 daily things to cheer you right up (actually its 4 if you play games at my games blog) ! ...
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Maze Game Reaction 2
2007-08-16 12:47:23
Here’s another one.. Wow now thats a reaction!
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The Red Bull Car
2007-08-16 10:44:36
Anyone ever tasted Red Bull? One of my favorite drinks which gives a lot of energy.. Looks like it can give energy to other things as well.. (BTW, damn shes hot )
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Asain Girls
2007-08-16 10:18:51
Now you may not find this funny, but trust me, if you know the asain girls like I do, then you know this is true
Most Asian girls are manufactured copies of each other :
They all have- highlighted/optional hair which is always straight and left out to be messed up by the wind,
Contacts which are wrong on the skin,
Big heels to make-up their lack of height.
The essential - Mobile phone (You cant live without it),
You walk around with a big grin to show you removed you braces,
As soon as you get complimented you strut around thinking your the bomb.
Most gals cant dance; they think they are good at it but actually they don’t even move their feet from the same spot!
Seem to care so much about religion but still smoke, drink and other things which I cant mention..
Put a lot of make-up on to cover your spots and lip-gloss/lipstick which drips off your lips.
All try to be rude girls! Thinking they some next generation female gangsters. ...
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Weird Notice
2007-08-15 07:42:22
Ooooo.. Creepy. It’s a weird note stuck to a pole or something; just read it.
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Anger management
2007-08-15 06:31:13
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and
you just need to take it out on someone,
don’t take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don’t know
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a
phone call I had forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialled it.
A man answered, saying,
“Hello.” I politely said, “This is Andrew.
Could I please speak with Robin
Carter?” Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me.
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The funny eBay song!
2007-08-14 10:01:50
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Now why the guy washes his hands several times is a mystery to me, but the tune with the video is something you cant miss! ...
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An escaped convict
2007-08-14 07:30:29
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.”
“Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!” ...
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Adventurous dining
2007-08-13 11:32:44
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restaurant in the centre of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
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Mens Toilet
2007-08-12 09:50:31
Remember the anime girls toilet ? Now replace that with this… Only if..
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Lunch
2007-08-12 09:25:17
An Irishman, a Mexican, and an Indian were doing construction work on the 20th floor of building. They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.” The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, “Burritos again?? If I get burritos one more time, I’m going to jump, too.” The Indian opened his lunch and said, “Parathe again. If I get a parathe one more time, I’m jumping, too.”
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