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Our Bizarre and Weird World
Our Bizarre and Weird World is a blog to attempt to explore the bizarre and weird, yet funny world around us through pictures, jokes and videos! |
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The Army’s Camel
2007-08-26 07:17:43
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour,
“What’s the camel for?”.
The Sargent replied “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”
The captain said “Well if it’s good for moral, then I guess it’s all right with me.”
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!” The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, “Is that how the enlisted ...
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Dont Litter
2007-08-26 06:51:50
Who says its the humans we want to protect from smokings bad effect?
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BIG Changes
2007-08-26 05:17:24
Okay maybe not that big but here’s whats going on; I just finished my GCSE’s and will be starting Collage soon so posting 3 different things daily might be too hard for me, and I dont want to let anyone down so this is what i’m going to do; update every 2 days.
Not much of a change, but instead of waiting for a day for something like a video you might now have to wait for 2, but don’t worry! I will still post fresh and new content daily so you will still have what you want, when you want it! And if your new to this blog, just check out the archives for the old but still fresh and funny content
As for me now, I’m going back to work (adding new stuff for you lot!)! ...
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Post Secret
2007-08-25 11:43:25
Post Secret is this thing were people send messages to the author and he posts it up on his blog. The reason I’m writing that? Well I found some weired, a few funny but most very hard hitting things that was sent and was posted on YouTube so I got the video and put it on here to share with you. Hope it entertains you a bit (thats what your here for right?) but also helps you to learn how people think. You might be surprised.
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Baseball Girl
2007-08-25 06:45:41
Now thats a ugly doll (or whatever it is) but for some reason I still feel sorry for it… Thats some scary girl!
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Bizarre and Interesting Facts
2007-08-25 06:09:15
Love those long lists of bizarre and interesting facts (and sometimes useless)? I got a list right here for you then!
The largest McDonald’s is in Beijing, China - measuring 28,000 square feet. It has twenty nine cash registers.
A house in Baghdad worth $15,000 before the Iraq war now sells for $120,000 to $150,000.
There are between 5,000 and 7,000 tigers kept as pets in the United States.
The fertility rate in states that voted for George Bush is 12% higher than states that favored John Kerry.
The chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it’s born and after it’s dead.
The number of US college students studying Latin is three times the number studying Arabic.
In 2004, one in six girls in the United States enter puberty at age 8. A hundred years ago, only one in a hundred entered puberty that early.
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Amazing Driving Skills
2007-08-24 16:24:02
Just watch the whole video (skip some parts if you want to) and you’ll see what I mean! Coordination with skill!
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MS Wurd
2007-08-24 09:31:58
Write letterz n shit yo.
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Funny Chat Up Lines
2007-08-24 05:53:33
Girls fed up you using the same lines over and over again? Here are some interesting lines which might work; or at least make them laugh
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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In the Jungle..
2007-08-23 13:39:22
A cool animation of a hippo and a dog (I think), one singing and the other dancing. Made me chuckle at least a bit
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English - A Funny Language
2007-08-23 06:14:16
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
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Family problems
2007-08-23 03:10:12
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation.” “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.”
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Useless Inventions
2007-08-22 11:49:40
Some useless inventions created by people which unbelievably exist.
1. Non stick Cellotape - it exists !!!!!
2. Solar Powered Flash Light
3. A black highlighter pen
4. Glow in the dark sunglasses
5. Inflatable Anchor
6. Smooth Sandpaper
7. Waterproof sponge
8. Waterproof Teabags
9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
10. Fireproof Matches
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