Our Bizarre and Weird World
Our Bizarre and Weird World is a blog to attempt to explore the bizarre and weird, yet funny world around us through pictures, jokes and videos! |
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Elevator - Funny Joke
2007-12-28 10:35:10
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, “Oh, I’m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you’ll be able to forgive me.” She looks at him a few seconds and says, “That’s all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 204.” ...
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$500 Winner!
2007-12-25 19:30:01
Well the contest went better then I hoped it would With over 400 entries it took me some time to go through and find the winner.
The winning number was 693!
Sadly since no one got the number, the closest one was 692 by Loftus ! I’ve already sent the email , so if your looking at this post, please reply back with your payment details and Ill send the prize right away
Thanks once again to all who entered this contest, and Happy Boxing day to all Wish to see you all for the next contest ...
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Merry Christmas!
2007-12-25 11:08:59
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it! Just for today I’ve posted 2 funny videos, a funny picture and a joke for all to have a laugh at
And if that wasn’t enough, the $500 Christmas contest is still on going and will end TONIGHT! So get down to the contest page and post your guess now if you want to win an extra $500 this Christmas! And good luck to all ...
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Paranoid Pharmacist - Funny Joke
2007-12-25 11:05:28
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What’s so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies “Your house.” ...
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2 Parrots - Funny Joke
2007-12-24 06:19:26
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you
are embarrassed.” He thought a minute and then said, “You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I’m sure your parrots will stop saying
that…that phrase in no time.” “Thank you,” the woman
responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s
house. As he ushered h ...
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Christmas Contest - $500!
2007-12-19 11:10:22
Christmas is near us, and Eid (for those celebrating it today or tomorrow) has already arrived, so with my money saved up, spirits high, I decided to hold a contest, and a simple one at that!
How to win? Guess the number between 1 - 1000!
Just post your guess in the comments, and make sure to leave your email so I can contact the winner! Max 1 guess per person! And just in case no one guesses the number, the person who guesses the closest number to that wins. So start guessing now!
Contest Ends: End of December 25th! ...
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