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Universal Glory Hole 2008-03-29 18:04:00 Ever wonder why there's a multi-billion dollar diet industry? Me neither. Why haven't I? Because I'm not a fat bitch. Cunts can't keep their mouths shut for shit, so when they're not talking, they stuff it with food. If you don't believe me, here's the proof. Cunts think that their fucking mouths are, in some way, more important than their vagina's. You can observe this by simply going to the mall at any time when most men are earning back what their wives have been spending for the better part of 4 years. You'll see dozens of them. Know what else you'll see? None of them using their mouths for what God (a man) intended. And by intended I mean sucking cock, not eating and not talking. Their vagina's do it, why can't their mouths follow suit? Is it that difficult to not annoy every MOTHERFUCKER on the planet?This is why I propose the Universal Glory Hole.The Universal Glory Hole is exactly as every man who just read this, sees it. A Glory Hole for every man at ...

Jerry Springer: Exposing Women For What They Are... 2008-02-27 03:20:00 ...fat, money grubbing whores. A suggestion for the two whores fighting naked, HitTheTreadmill.com. As for the other two on the pole, well, you're still whores. NSFW Below.File this one under another reason to never get married.For your enjoyment, here's another one (NSFW). Notice how the female audience members willingly disrobe on command, thus confirming that all women are whores.Also notice how they were lezzing out. I don't know what that means exactly but it sure is awesome. I especially like how the cunts had their mics around their necks...reminded my of my dog. The only difference is that my dog is intelligent and well behaved. It also doesn't have the clap...or a vagina.El Chauvinisto ...

No Ma'am. A Tribute Post To The Great Al Bundy. 2008-02-06 17:23:00 Below you'll find the Ballad of No Ma'am as well as the very first Married With Children episode featuring No Ma'am. I suggest listening to the Ballad of No Ma'am prior to watching the famous No Ma'am episode. It's that manly.Al Bundy. Legend, lion, lover. To women he was all these. To men, he was just a TV character. A super fucking manly TV character. Women have a hard time grasping reality. That's why you find them eating Danishes and crying over their daytime stories. Anywho, enjoy the show.Part 1Part 2Part 3Don't forget this. Al Bundy VS fat women.Oh, and if you want a No Ma'am t-shirt, go here: http://www.printfection.com/No_MaamEl Chauvinisto ...

Only Women Can Be Sluts 2008-01-07 20:21:00 You read the title correctly. Only women can be sluts. They are also the only sex fully capable of being a whore. You probably knew that already.I've heard many women on many occasions ask, "why is it 'cool' for a guy to have lots of sex but when a woman (broad, cunt, idiot, etc.) has a lot she is considered a slut?"I'll tell you why you stupid bitch. But first let me explain the difference between a whore and a slut.A whore by definition is: A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain; a prostitute.A slut on the other hand is defined as: A woman considered sexually promiscuous.So what are the differences between the two? They both act like floozies. They are both despised by society. There can't be that much of a difference. Or is there? Yes. There is.What the two definitions above fail to recognize is that being a whore is a mental flaw present in all women. She has sex with you, not for her own sexual pleasure, but for her addiction to eith ...

Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - The Finale! 2007-12-20 17:07:00 This is episode four of the Dr. Phil "House of Judgment" show starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.Episodes 1&2 can be seen here.Episode #3 can be seen here.El Chauvinisto ...

Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - Episode #3 2007-12-12 19:37:00 Here's the third installment of Dr. Phil's "House of Judgment" starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.If you've missed the first two episodes of Dr. Phil's "House of Judgment" you can watch them here.Episode #4 - The Finale can be seen here.El Chauvinisto ...

If A Woman Were President... 2007-12-10 12:49:00 ...this wouldn't be too far from the truth. I don't give a shit who you vote for, just don't vote for Hillary. Hillary Clinton is a bitch.El Chauvinisto ...

Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - Episodes 1 & 2 2007-11-27 19:38:00 Just in case you missed them, I'm posting the first two installments of Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com on the Dr. Phil show. I felt everyone needed a little reminder. Keep in mind that there are two more episodes to come!Episode #1Episode #2Watch episode #3 of Dr. Phil's "House Of Judgment" here.Episode #4 - The Finale can be seen here.El Chauvinisto ...

Even Monkeys Know a Woman's Place 2007-11-08 00:41:00 Ever go up to a woman and make lewd gestures and maybe even "touch your private parts? We've all done it, or at least wanted to. Picture it, some hot chick with no bra on, wearing a sweat-drenched thin white cotton t-shirt, tending the garden whilst the sun beats down on her showing you every detail of those fine perky breasts. How could you not want to? The bitch is just asking for it right? Just because she's in a whores uniform doesn't mean she's a whore, especially not in this country, or so they say. I guess it works the same in Kenya but the monkeys there don't seem to give a shit. The story, according to the British-based Telegraph, states that, "it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touching their own private parts." That's friggin awesome. Even monkeys know that women aren't good for anything but sex. What makes it even better is that the monkeys actually "touch their own ...

Women Drivers Galore! 2007-11-04 18:37:00 And I pay more for insurance.-Cunt takes 2 minutes to back out of a parking space.-Cunts will do anything to spend men's money.-This cunt failed the parking test.-Crazy cunt driver almost kills a man inside the building when she slams her car through a glass wall in Athens Greece video from a security camera-At least tell the parking attendant you dumb cunt.-Typical cunt driver.-Biggest spot, smallest car, cunt behind the wheel. Take a guess.-8th DUI For Woman Leaving MADD Meeting. One cunt asked the drunk bitch, "why didn't you say, I can't drive home now after I've heard all this?" I know, I know, is it because she is a woman with absolutely no reasoning skills? Why yes it is. And they want to put a woman in the White House.-Woman drives into a hole then goes in after her car. Genius.-Roll-it bitch!!! HAHAAAAAAA!-This bitch just deserves a good hate fuck. That dude is one tough sob though.-Why is parking so fucking hard for women? BTW, if you like Lynard Skynard, this vi ...

Dolemite - Full Movie 2007-10-20 15:01:00 Click here to watch this movie.El Chauvinisto ...

Women Suck 2007-10-15 13:52:00 Don't fool yourselves bitches. This is how you all act. Women Suck! - The most amazing bloopers are hereEl Chauvinisto ...

Bad Mommy - NSFW 2007-08-22 22:52:00 Not only are these moms bad parents, they're whores too. Taken from here.El Chauvinisto ...

Women Drivers 2007-08-22 22:30:00 I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you give women ANY power, they fuck it up. This time it happened to be a 1967 Shelby Cobra. What a waste.El Chauvinisto ...

Women In The Workforce 2007-08-22 17:44:00 I wouldn't have a problem with women in the workforce if they dressed like this. El Chauvinisto ...