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Witty quotes
2007-07-17 01:29:00
# Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.# The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.# House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.# Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.# It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.# War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.# I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness# If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?# Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Deadvia ...
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Opponent's tooth buried in rugby player's head for 15 weeks
2007-07-17 00:44:00
Rugby league prop Ben Czislowski ran around for 15 weeks without knowing an opponent's tooth was buried in his forehead.Ben Czislowski had a clash of heads with Tweed Heads forward Matt Austin during a Queensland Cup game on April 1.He had the wound stitched up but was wondering why he felt lethargic, had an eye infection and had shooting pains in his head ever since."I've got the tooth at home, sitting on the bedside table," he said."If he (Austin) wants it back he can have it. I'm keeping it at the moment as proof that it actually happened."For those who don't know what rugby is-- it's like football, only without the helmet. You see, that's why they wear helmets...Read full article herevia ...
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Sad director
2007-07-16 09:45:00
The fuckin' French got to him...via ...
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Nasty Italians
2007-07-16 04:29:00
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.""You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!""Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."viaReminds me of that Seinfeld episode with Enzo the barber: "Again-ah with the Edward Scissorhands-uh... How's-ah he supposed ta use-uh the bathroom?!!!" ...
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