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Moments when dropping the F-Bomb is acceptable - memorable quotes
2007-08-10 01:42:00
11. “What the F*** do you mean, we are sinking?” - Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. “What the F*** was that?” - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945.9. “Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?” - Custer, 18778. “Any F***ing idiot could understand that.” - Einstein, 1938.7. “It does soooooooo F***ing look like her!” - Picasso, 1926.6. “How the F*** did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC.5. “You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566.4. “Where the F*** are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937.3. “Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!” - Noah, 4314 BC.2. “Aw c’mon. Who the F*** is going to find out?” - Bill Clinton, 1998.And a drum roll please ...1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this F***ing mad.” - Saddam Hussein, 2003.via ...
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Woman Dictionary
2007-08-09 08:51:00
1. “Fine”This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “Fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)2. “Five minutes”This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.3. “Nothing”“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows)This is NOT permission; it’s a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing” and you’ll have a “Five-minute ...
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Capitalism in cows
2007-08-09 02:28:00
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.AMERICAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.ISLAMIC CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You strap dynamite to them hoping they will save you 2 suicide bomber resources. They blow up accidentally. You have no cows.FRENCH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.JAPANESE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.GERMAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.BRITISH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. Both are mad.SPANISH / ITALIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cow ...
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Crazy Thailand
2007-08-09 02:19:00
Thai police officers violating rules such as littering, being late to work, and parking violations will earn the chance to wear the Hello Kitty armband for one full day for all to see.One small misdemeanour and you have to go out there look like a fairy for a whole day.via ...
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