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Blame It On The Voices
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Eating a nutt
2007-08-16 12:06:00
Just like the do in the cartoons...via ...
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Biker rides for 2 km. without noticing missing leg
2007-08-16 05:59:00
A JAPANESE biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km., leaving a friend to pick up the limb. The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, yesterday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying. The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said. via The Daily Telegraph ...
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Tick alert warning
2007-08-16 03:34:00
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!They only want to see you naked.I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid... via ...
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The Duct Tape Bandit
2007-08-16 00:55:00
This photo, provided by the Ashland Police Dept., shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky., who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors Friday, Aug. 10, 2007. (AP Photo/ Ashland Police Dept.) via ...
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Politics explained with cows
2007-08-16 00:47:00
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots y ...
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Quick witty quotes
2007-08-15 15:19:00
Here's a series of quotes from different countries:Estonia “He was drunk. There were three people in the car with him giving him instructions.”Tartu police talk about the 20-year-old blind man that was caught, not once, but twice for drink driving in southern Estonia.Italy “Lots of people are saying, ‘I really need to lose some weight but it’s really tough.’ So I thought, why don’t we go on a group diet?”The major of the town of Varallo in northwestern Italy talks about his idea for a weight loss campaign which would see men receiving 50 euros ($70) for losing 4 kg (9 pounds) in a month, and women getting the same amount for shedding 3 kg (7 pounds).USA “When I reached down to pick up the head, it raised around and did a backflip almost, and bit my finger.”A Washington man tells how a rattlesnake he thought he killed with his son on their farm, bit him on the finger after it’s head was decapitated. He was taken to hospital when he realised that venom had enter ...
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