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Live Chat with Analyst Jason 2008-03-23 09:27:14 Problem : Picture is like the poem “fuzzy wuzzy was a bear” Jason_ > Hi Paul. Welcome to COMPANY X Online Support. I’m Jason. Please allow me a moment to review your concern. PAul > Hey Analyst Jason, I appreciate your help tonight Jason_ > Thank you for waiting, Paul. I’m sorry that the picture of the Camera is not clear. I’ll be glad to assist you with this. Jason_ > Could you please provide the model # of the Camera? You can locate it at the base of the Camera, starting with “DSC” or “MVC”. PAul > funny you mention that, my wife took the liberty of removing it. She has OCD… PAul > any chance you can still help? Jason_ > You may wish to check the model # on the purchase receipt of the Camera. Jason_ > Sure, Paul. PAul > Jason, who keeps a receipt in this new digital age? Jason_ > It’s okay, Paul. PAul > can I just describe the problem on the camera and maybe you can help me? PAul > I don&r ...

Live Chat with Nancye W 2008-03-22 09:00:36 info: Please wait for a COMPANY X operator to respond. info: A COMPANY X operator should be with you shortly! Thank you for your patience. info: Welcome to COMPANY X Live Chat! You are now chatting with ‘Nancye W.’ Nancye W.: Welcome to COMPANY X, how may I assist you? PAul: Hello Nancye W, I have a couple questions I was hoping you may be able to help me with today. Can I ask 2 questions? Nancye W.: I will be glad to assist you. PAul: schweeeeeet. PAul: first question, does your company allow me to host a url with a bad name in it? for instance, I want a domain name with the word darn in it. Sorry if you find that offensive. Nancye W.: We have some of the most disgusting domain names I’ve ever heard of. No worries. It just can’t have hack or any derivitive of in the name or anything that refers to child pornography. You should see some of the Russian website names. PAul: wowzers!! what would those russian domain names be as a side question? Nancye W.: rusfuck ...

Live Chat with Katie B 2008-03-21 09:00:15 info: Thank you for contacting COMPANY X. Please hold a moment while we route your chat to a specialist who will help you with your question: “My ad has not been approved yet, but still shows as active, why is this?”. info: Katie B has received your message and will be right with you. PAul: Hey, is Michael C working? Katie B: Hello Paul. Thanks for contacting COMPANY X. I’m happy to help you. PAul: thank you for helping Katie B Katie B: Sure. I’m in the process of pulling up your account. Would you like me to look into this for you? PAul: I’d love you to do that for me. Katie B: For some reason my computer is running a little slow and I’m still waiting for your account to come up. However, we can still address why you see an ‘Active’ status even when your ad is in the review process. PAul: no worries, slow computers make me angry, but they are just another hassle in the big game of life we have to deal with. Katie B: In your accou ...

Live Chat with Michael C 2008-03-20 17:26:34 info: Thank you for contacting Company X. Please hold a moment while we route your chat to a specialist who will help you with your question: “how do i know when my ad is approved?”. info: Michael C has received your message and will be right with you. Michael C: Hello Paul. Thanks for contacting Company X. I’m happy to help you. Michael C: You’ll know when your ad has been approved when you start seeing activity within your account. PAul: sorry to bother you again Michael C, you probably want to go on break but one last question, what’s ‘activity’ Michael C: Not a problem. When I say ‘activity,’ I just mean if you see impressions or clicks on your ads or keywords within your account. PAul: schweeet!!! will I see activity immediately after my ad has been approved? Give my your professional judgement on when i’ll see the first ‘impression’ Michael C: Well, statistics within an account can be delayed up to 3 hours. ...