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Shopping in burma bazaar 2008-01-26 05:50:00 One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two. ...

Laloo's Son Marriage Proposal 2008-01-09 05:55:00 Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon : "I want to choose my own bride".Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."Son : "Well, in that case...... Yes"Next Laloo approaches Mukesh AmbaniLaloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."This is how business is done!!! ...

A Bengali and a Punjabi In ICU 2008-01-08 05:40:00 A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi." This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta." Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana." Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit." Replied the other, "Santa." A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer." Santa responded, "Sagittarius." ...

Sardarji in cybercafe 2008-01-08 05:07:00 Once sardarji entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when sardarji cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now."Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".Sardarji replied " Five stars." ...

Fifteen inches curtain 2008-01-08 04:43:00 Sardarji enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Sardarji replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" Sardarji tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!" Sardarji says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!" ...

Buses In India 2008-01-02 07:15:00 You have seen trains in India (atleast in the pictures) , now check out buses in India! ...

A letter to Bill Gates from Banta Singh 2007-12-31 08:09:00 Dear Mr Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.3. There's a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by s ...

Message on the birthday cake 2007-12-24 06:45:00 Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.The salesman demands, “How do you wish me to set it up ? ”Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.The true fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened the entire party viewed the message decorated on the cake: “You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”. ...

What is your favorite flower? 2007-12-24 06:22:00 Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flower? ” The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I wipe my shit with that! ’ the Englishman jeered. The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower. The Muslim replied: “Chameli” ‘Ha I wipe my shit with that! ’ The Englishman response The Muslim also got angry but kept quite. The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower? ’ Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “Now wipe your ass with that! ” ...

Three airlines in India 2007-12-10 06:56:00 Funny and smart way to outsmart competitors ...

Trains in India 2007-12-01 04:38:00 Don't take this picture as, say, photoshop edited ones .If you happen to be in India you might actually come across such sights.Click on the images to view larger size of both the pictures ...

Santa - "GOD" 2007-11-12 05:54:00 Santa: People consider me as "God"Banta: How do you know??Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh God ! U’ve come again... ...

Radio 2007-11-12 05:52:00 Banta: You cheated me with this radio.Santa (shopkeeper): No, I sold a good radio to you.Banta: Radio label shows ‘Made in Japan’ but the radio says ‘This is all India Radio’! ...

At the accident scene 2007-11-12 05:05:00 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ...

Asking out for a date 2007-11-07 07:20:00 Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?Boy: Bilkul nahi!Gal: To phir rehne do... ...