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Lamborghini Reventon - Images, Video, Specs and Review
2008-01-09 03:44:13
Lamborghini Reventón is a supercar that debuted at the 2007 Frankfurt Auto Show. It will be the most powerful and expensive Lamborghini to date, costing one million euro. The official press release states that only 20 will be built, but it is rumoured that the total number could be 100. The exterior styling was inspired by the F-22 Raptor.
Although the exterior is partially new, almost the entire mechanics (including the engine) are taken directly from the Murciélago LP640.
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The Reventón is named after a fighting bull according to Lamborghini tradition. The car’s namesake, owned by the Don Rodriguez family, is best known for killing famed bullfighter Felix Guzman in 1943. Reventón means “explosion” or “burst” in Spanish, when used as a noun; in automotive terms, it means “blowout, flat tire” when used as a noun (Harper-Collins Spanish Dictionary, 3rd ed., p. 640).
When it was used as the name of a bull, however, it was intended to ...
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Santa’s Gift Jump - Flash Game
2008-01-08 17:44:50
It’s Christmas Eve and Santa Claus went skating on the frozen lake near his house, just for a few minutes before he has to fly in his sleigh. You need to catch the gifts and take the candies from the elves.
It’s a cool game, have fun !
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Snowline - Santa Claus Flash Game
2008-01-08 07:31:46
Help Santa Claus to get the presents.
You have to draw a snow line and guide Santa through the finish.
It’s a really funny flash game, enjoy !
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Shuffle - Strategy Flash Game with Balls
2008-01-07 06:17:09
You need to to hit the yellow balls and take them out of the board.
Watch for your balls and good luck !
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Missile Maze - Flash Game
2007-12-17 10:55:18
Do you have a lot of patience and nerves of steel ? If you do, you have to play this flash game.
Your cursor is a missile
You have to move it through the labyrinth without touching the walls.
If you don’t have steady hands don’t think about playing this game.
Have fun !
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The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time
2007-12-16 16:48:37
In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others.
Here are some really, really bad pickup lines,The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time.
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!
What’s that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met!
Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.
Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.
Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock.
Here is one of the worst pickup lines of all time:
Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
And there are more …
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Does heaven know they are mis ...
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One Wish - The Woman and the Genie of the Lamp Joke
2007-12-10 09:13:20
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual
old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the
usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So…what’ll it be?”
The woman didn’t hesitate.
She said, “I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other.”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not
THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun,
likes to cook and helps ...
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Is There a Santa Claus?
2007-12-09 17:30:20
The Physics of Christmas
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of
living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects
and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only
Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since
Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist
cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total -
378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average
(census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes.
One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different
time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west
(which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with good children,
Santa has 1/1000th of a se ...
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Good, Bad and Ugly Joke
2007-12-09 09:21:28
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: It’s your last paper in your final year.
Bad: You studied your Maths throughout the night till morning.
Ugly: You went for the paper and found it to be Sociology.
Good: You are going to have a good time with your wife.
Bad: Your wife says she couldn’t find the pill.
Ugly: Your daughter is using it.
Good: Your daughter went ...
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My New Year’s Wish List
2007-12-07 09:01:04
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs
and your stocks not fall; and
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol,your white blood count and your mortgage
interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your
urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, and the Internal Revenue Service.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere
in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you
get there, may you find a parking space.
May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated
around the dinner table, together with your beloved
family and cherished friends, ushering in the
New Year ahead. You will find the food better, the
environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the
pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else
you might ordinarily do that night.
May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world
has not come to an end, the lights work, the water
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Dysfunctional Christmas Carols
2007-12-07 02:03:59
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?
2.MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. DEMENTIA:
I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
4. NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks
and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and..
6. PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
7. PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout,
Maybe I’ll tell
you Why.
8. DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is
Lonely.
9. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell ...
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Love Letter
2007-12-06 19:06:56
It’s actually “Love Letter” with quotations, this has nothing to do with love, but it’s brilliant !
Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending
on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation,
there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses.However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of,
on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving th ...
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Letter To Santa Claus by Little Johnny
2007-12-05 16:17:03
Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus.
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I”m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a ***king yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the *** were you thinking, you ...
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Mercedes R500 Alpline - Concept Car Images and Video
2007-11-28 07:26:47
The birth of the IMPRINT RLS marks the beginning of a new sonic era. While the exterior flaunts a sleek, elegant, one-of-a-kind style, the interior also houses the core Alpine IMPRINT sound technology – making its mark as the absolute show-stopping vehicle for 2007.
The IMPRINT RLS by birthright started off as a Mercedes Benz R500, and was slowly morphed into a car that transcends all laws of space and time. This futuristic concept-like car was brought to life by Alpine’s Advanced Application R&D team, Steve Brown, Gary Bell, Brent Davison with the help of Alpine Canada’s Glen Swackhamer and Rino Odorico.
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Mercedes R500 Alpline - Concept Car Images and Video
2007-11-28 07:26:47
The birth of the IMPRINT RLS marks the beginning of a new sonic era. While the exterior flaunts a sleek, elegant, one-of-a-kind style, the interior also houses the core Alpine IMPRINT sound technology – making its mark as the absolute show-stopping vehicle for 2007.
The IMPRINT RLS by birthright started off as a Mercedes Benz R500, and was slowly morphed into a car that transcends all laws of space and time. This futuristic concept-like car was brought to life by Alpine’s Advanced Application R&D team, Steve Brown, Gary Bell, Brent Davison with the help of Alpine Canada’s Glen Swackhamer and Rino Odorico.
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