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December 25 - On this day
2007-12-25 04:58:19
1818 - The first performance of “Silent Night” takes place in the Church of St. Nikolaus in Oberndorf, Austria.
1926 - Emperor Taish? of Japan dies. His son, Prince Hirohito succeeds him as Emperor Sh?wa.
1932 - A magnitude 7.6 earthquake in Gansu, China kills about 70,000 people.
1941 - World War II: Battle of Hong Kong ends, beginning the Japanese Occupation of Hong Kong.
1979 - The Soviet Union airlifts forces into Afghanistan to begin its costly occupation. ...
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Dear Santa - Joke of the Day
2007-12-25 04:53:58
Dear Santa, Do you see us when we’re sleeping, do you really know when we’re awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I’m skipping your house. Santa
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Dearest Santa, We don’t have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky
Mark, First, stop calling yourself “Marky”, that’s why you’re getting your butt kicked at school. Second, you don’t live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa
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Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan
Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. Santa ...
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December 24 - On this day
2007-12-25 00:40:46
1851 - Library of Congress burns.
1939 - World War II: Pope Pius XII makes a Christmas Eve appeal for peace.
1946 - France’s Fourth Republic is founded.
1974 - Cyclone Tracy devastates Darwin, Australia.
2002 - The New Delhi Metro opens. ...
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Christmas Jokes - Joke of the Day
2007-12-24 22:07:53
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he’s always stuffed!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Roast turkey!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y! ...
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December 23 - On this day
2007-12-23 17:32:15
1783 - George Washington resigns as commander-in-chief of the Continental Army at the Maryland State House in Annapolis, Maryland.
1914 - World War I: Australian and New Zealand troops arrive in Cairo, Egypt.
1937 - First flight of the Vickers Wellington bomber.
1979 - Soviet war in Afghanistan: Soviet forces occupy Kabul, the Afghan capital.
2005 - Chad declares a state of war against Sudan following a December 18th attack on Adré, which left about 100 people dead. ...
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10 signs your an Internet geek - Joke of the Day
2007-12-23 17:22:23
10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is “Hi, what’s your URL?”
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You’re amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as “my lady@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, “I feel so colon-right parentheses!”
1. Two Words: “Pizza’s Here!” ...
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Funny Christmas Cards Part 3
2007-12-23 15:07:05
Here are some more funny Christmas cards. Christmas is in 2 days! Happy Holidays!
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December 22 - On this day
2007-12-22 15:08:28
1851 - The first freight train is operated in Roorkee, India.
1956 - Colo is born, the first gorilla to be bred in captivity.
1942 - World War II: Adolf Hitler signs the order to develop the V-2 rocket as a weapon.
1989 - Berlin’s Brandenburg Gate re-opens after nearly 30 years, effectively ending the division of East and West Germany.
2003 - A magnitude 6.6 earthquake hits near San Simeon, California. ...
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Republicans vs. Democrats - Joke of the Day
2007-12-22 15:02:24
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats ...
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