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January 9 - On this day
2008-01-09 03:33:06
1760 - Afghans defeat Marathas in Battle of Barari Ghat.
1768 - Philip Astley stages the first modern circus (London).
1917 - World War I: the Battle of Rafa occurs near the Egyptian border with Palestine.
2002 - The United States Department of Justice announces it is going to pursue a criminal investigation of Enron.
2006 - The Phantom of the Opera surpasses the record set by Cats for the title of longest running show on Broadway. ...
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Blind Man - Joke of the Day
2008-01-09 02:40:41
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang.
“Who is it?”
“Blind man,” came the response.
Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door.
The man’s jaw dropped and he stammered, “Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?” ...
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McBABY
2008-01-08 20:19:15
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January 7 - On this day
2008-01-07 12:39:05
1608 - Fire destroys Jamestown, Virginia.
1797 - The modern Italian flag is first used.
1950 - A fire at the Mercy Hospital in Davenport, Iowa, kills 41 people.
1959 - The United States recognizes the new Cuban government of Fidel Castro.
1999 - The impeachment of President Bill Clinton begins. ...
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Irresistible - Joke of the Day
2008-01-07 12:37:38
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.” The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates. ...
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Obama’s Victory Speech
2008-01-06 12:54:37
Transcript:
Senator Barack Obama: Thank you, Iowa.
You know, they said this day would never come.
They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come together around a common purpose.
But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn’t do.
You have done what the state of New Hampshire can do in five days. You have done what America can do in this new year, 2008.
In lines that stretched around schools and churches, in small towns and in big cities, you came together as Democrats, Republicans and independents, to stand up and say that we are one nation. We are one people. And our time for change has come.
You said the time has come to move beyond the bitterness and pettiness and anger that’s consumed Washington.
To end the political strategy that’s been all about division, and instead make it about addition. To build a coalition for change that stretch ...
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January 6 - On this day
2008-01-06 12:53:29
1205 - Philip of Swabia becomes King of the Romans.
1579 - The Union of Atrecht is signed.
1838 - Samuel Morse first successfully tests the electrical telegraph.
1961 - A fire at the Thomas Hotel in San Francisco kills 20 people.
2004 - Jaya Bharata Jananiya Tanujate is declared the official anthem of Karnataka. ...
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Intelligent Conversation - Joke of the Day
2008-01-06 12:52:02
“Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. OConnor. “Shure now, we have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?” “No, no,” said Mrs. OConnor, looking puzzled. “Oim always first out of bed.” Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. “What Im trying to find out are what grounds you have.” “Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat — not even a window box, let alone grounds.” “Mrs. OConnor,” the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, “you need a reason that the court can consider. “What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?” “Ah, well now,” said the lady, “Shure its because the man cant hold an intelligent conversation.” ...
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Vagina Scented Fragrance
2008-01-04 17:32:06
Have you ever had the urge for this smell? It was created by some Europeans and supposedly smells just like a vagina. You can get a bottle for 20 Euro.
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January 4 - On this day
2008-01-04 17:08:40
1717 - The Netherlands, England, and France sign the Triple Alliance.
1884 - The Fabian Society is founded in London.
1962 - New York City introduces a train that operates without a crew on-board.
1990 - A crowded passenger train collides with a standing freight train in Pakistan’s Sindh province, killing 300 people.
1998 - Wilaya of Relizane massacres in Algeria: over 170 are killed in three remote villages. ...
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