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January 21 - On this day
2008-01-21 20:02:31
1720 - Sweden and Prussia sign the Treaty of Stockholm.
1861 - American Civil War: Jefferson Davis resigns from the United States Senate.
1925 - Albania declares itself a republic.
1950 - Alger Hiss is convicted of perjury.
2007 - Awashima Marine Park in Japan catches a video tape of the rare frilled shark.
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Expecting A Baby - Joke of the Day
2008-01-21 20:01:08
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”
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January 20 - On this day
2008-01-20 20:11:52
1356 - Edward Balliol abdicates as King of Scotland.
1885 - L.A. Thompson patents the roller coaster.
1892 - At the YMCA in Springfield, Massachusetts, the first official basketball game is played.
1969 - The first pulsar is discovered, in the Crab Nebula.
1985 - The San Francisco 49ers defeat the Miami Dolphins 36-16 to win Super Bowl XIX. Joe Montana was named MVP.
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Listen! - Joke of the Day
2008-01-20 14:48:32
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
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Cloverfield - Movie to see this weekend (January 18, 2007)
2008-01-18 20:30:32
Five young New Yorkers throw their friend a going-away party the night that a huge monster descends upon the city. Told from the point of view of their video camera, the film is a document of their attempt to survive the most surreal, horrifying event of their lives.
Trailer
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January 18 - On this day
2008-01-18 20:04:38
1511 - Mirandola surrenders to the French.
1862 - American Civil War: Battle of Mill Springs - The Confederate States of America suffers its first significant defeat in the conflict.
1949 - Cuba recognises Israel.
1993 - IBM announces a $4.97 billion loss for 1992, the largest single-year corporate loss in United States history.
2006 - A Slovak Air Force Antonov An-24 crashes in Hungary.
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Expecting A Baby - Joke of the Day
2008-01-18 20:03:19
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”
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Major Traffic Jam
2008-01-17 17:54:55
Probably the worst traffic jam ever to happen
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January 17 - On this day
2008-01-17 17:53:25
1605 - First publication of Don Quixote.
1873 - First Battle of the Stronghold in the United States Modoc War.
1982 - “Cold Sunday” in the United States would see temperatures fall to their lowest levels in over 100 years in numerous cities.
1991 - Gulf War: Operation Desert Storm begins early in the morning. Iraq fires 8 Scud missiles into Israel in an unsuccessful bid to provoke Israeli retaliation.
1998 - Paula Jones accuses President Bill Clinton of sexual harassment.
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Bus Ride - Joke of the Day
2008-01-17 17:50:30
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”
You’re right,” She said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”
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