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Halo 3 is out!
2007-09-26 23:06:22
The much anticipated game is now available!
Here is the trailer:
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Man Accused Of Sawing House In Half
2007-09-25 23:40:28
A man who was fed up with friends who had agreed to build and sell him a house is accused of sawing the home in half lengthwise, police said.
Rodney Rogers, 66, had made an agreement with his friends, the Bowers, to buy a house the Bowers were building, WLWT-TV in Cincinnati reported.
Rogers was living in the home while the final renovations were being made, and he said he agreed to pay the Bowers with cash.
After the house was completed, however, the Bowers wouldn’t give him the title and would not give him a price for the house, police said.
Rogers, who lost patience with the Bowers, according to his family, sawed the entire house in half, through siding, drywall and windows, police said. He was arrested in connection with threats made against the homebuilders and destruction of property.
“(He’s the) nicest guy you ever met — real good guy. (He) treated me well,” Rogers’ neighbor Zyndall Russell said.
Rogers then showed police what he had done and ...
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Apple iPod/iPhone Contest
2007-09-25 16:53:23
Welcome to the new Daily Waste site! We want to thank all of our loyal readers by giving away cool gadgets! You can read how to enter the contest below.
Entering the contest:
1. Post a Comment - Post a comment on any post and that will count as an entry. Only 10 comments will count as entries.
2. Register and Post in our Forums - Registering will count as one entry. We will only count 10 of your posts as entries.
3. Add This Blog to Your Technorati Favorites - Counts as one entry.
4. Post a link back from your website or blog with the one of the following keywords - Funny Videos, Funny News, Fun Games, Funny Pictures. - 1 entry per keyword
5. Post a review on your blog - Minimum of 100 words, provide a link to the main page with one of the above keywords and post a link to your favorite post - 3 entries per post.
6. Subscribe to the RSS feed - Then post a comment
Prizes:
Grand Prize: One Apple iPhone ($399, 8GB). Cell phone contract is your responsibility.
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Man urinates on dying woman, declaring it ‘YouTube material’
2007-09-22 23:48:24
Shouting, “This is YouTube material!” a 27-year-old British man urinated on a dying woman who had collapsed on the street, the BBC and local Hartepool Mail and Northern Echo tell us. He also doused her with a bucket of water and covered her with shaving cream.
The woman, 50-year-old Christine Lakinski, died at the scene of pancreatic failure.
In a sad sign of the times, it was all recorded on a mobile phone.
In court, Anthony Anderson said he had smoked a joint and been drinking with two friends when they spotted Lakinski. He faces jail after pleading guilty to “outraging public decency.” Sentencing is set for Oct. 22.
“We will await the outcome and just hope he gets what he deserves,” Lakinski’s brother said after today’s court hearing.
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The Top 10 Prizes You Can WIN Today
2007-09-21 17:18:28
10. Popular Mechanics: 25,000 Home Theater Giveaway - The Dream of a Lifetime Sweepstakes is giving away a 63” Plasma TV and home electronics of your choice OR you can choose to take $25000 in cash. Do yourself a favour and take the cash.
09. GMC – Boating Sweepstakes: Vroom Vroom -GMC’s giving away one of their heavy duty vehicles of your choice, or a Maxum Sport Boat. Hmm… I wonder which one I would choose?
08. Better Homes and Gardens: $10,000 Kitchen Giveaway - Better Homes and Gardens is giving away $10,000 in cash for building a fabulous kitchen for your home. My parents would love getting this prize. They’re always whining about renovating our place so this fits the bill perfectly.
07. SiTv: Win a Suzuki SX4 - Are you ready to start movin and groovin behind the wheel of a brand new Suzuki? Then drop your info below for a shot at the grand prize! They’re giving out the brand new SX4, a ride that will move and groove you through a day off the turf or a night on the tow ...
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HIV, AIDS Vaccines Within a Decade?
2007-09-21 14:53:49
Sir Gustav, Australian of the Year in 2000, said scientists were making real progress on the creation of the potentially life-saving vaccines.
“I have no doubt that vaccinations for the big three will be found in the next decade,” Sir Gustav said.The Florey Medical Research Foundation is a fundraising arm of the university’s medical division.
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How to Irritate People
2007-09-20 01:48:53
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
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Catholic School Girls
2007-09-20 01:41:27
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, “Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.”St. Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?”The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”St. Peter says, “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, “Lisa! What seems to be the rush?”The girl replies, &ldquo ...
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