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December 16 - On this day
2007-12-16 19:57:26
1893 - Antonín Dvo?ák’s Symphony No. 9 in E minor, Op. 95, “From The New World” was given its world premiere at Carnegie Hall.
1965 - Vietnam War: General William Westmoreland sends U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara a request for 243,000 more men by the end of 1966.
1973 - O.J. Simpson of the Buffalo Bills becomes the first NFL player to rush for 2,000 yards in a season.
1982 - The Federal Reserve announces that the operating capacity of factories has gone down to 67.8%.
1991 - Independence of The Republic of Kazakhstan. ...
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The Traffic Ticket - Joke of the Day
2007-12-16 19:36:54
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons.
He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
“WHAT FOR?!?!?” he snapped at the judge.
The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: “Twenty dollars contempt of court! That’s why!”
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: “That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”
The guy replied… “I know - I’m just seeing if I have enough for 2 more words!” ...
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2007 Top Baby Names
2007-12-15 13:36:22
Sophia
Gender: Girl
Origin: Greek
Meaning: Wisdom
Aiden
Gender: Boy
Origin: Gaelic
Meaning: Little fire
Isabella
Gender: Girl
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: My God is a vow
Ethan
Gender: Boy
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: Strong, firm, impetuous
Emma
Gender: Girl
Origin: German
Meaning: All-containing; universal
Jacob
Gender: Boy
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: Supplanter; held by the heel
Madison
Gender: Both
Origin: English
Meaning: Son of Maud; Matthew’s Son
Jayden
Gender: Boy
Origin: American English
Meaning: N/A
Ava
Gender:Girl
Origin:Germanic
Meaning:N/A
Caden
Gender: Boy
Origin: English
Meaning: N/A ...
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December 15 - On this day
2007-12-15 13:21:18
1467 - Stephen III of Moldavia defeats Matthias Corvinus of Hungary, with the latter being injured thrice, at the Battle of Baia.
1791 - The United States Bill of Rights becomes law when ratified by the Virginia legislature.
1939 - Gone with the Wind premieres in Atlanta, Georgia.
1976 - Samoa becomes a member of the UN.
1994 - The web browser Netscape Navigator 1.0 is released. ...
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Yo Mama - Joke of the Day
2007-12-15 13:15:39
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. ...
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I am Legend - Movie to see this weekend (December 14, 2007)
2007-12-14 16:16:24
Robert Neville a brilliant scientist (Will Smith) is the only survivor of the virus in the city of New York and maybe the entire planet. He turned out to be immune to the virus and plans to reverse the virus by using his own blood, but the virus turned the victims into carnivorous zombies and now they are after him.
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December 14 - On this day
2007-12-14 13:01:40
1819 - Alabama becomes the 22nd U.S. state.
1903 - The Wright Brothers make their first attempt to fly with the Wright Flyer at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
1946 - The UN General Assembly votes to establish its headquarters in New York City.
1947 - The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) is founded in Daytona Beach, Florida.
1959 - The Motown record label is founded in Detroit, Michigan by Berry Gordy. ...
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Funny Christmas Cards Part 2
2007-12-14 02:21:56
Here are some more funny christmas cards. Happy Holidays!
Tags: Funny, Christmas, Cards, Holiday
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December 13 - On this day
2007-12-13 16:36:54
1769 - Dartmouth College is founded by the Rev. Eleazar Wheelock, with a Royal Charter from King George III, on land donated by Royal Governor John Wentworth.
1941 - World War II: Hungary and Romania declare war on the United States.
1978 - The first Susan B. Anthony dollar enters circulation.
2000 - American Vice President Al Gore delivers his concession speech effectively ending his hopes of becoming the 43rd President of the United States.
2003 - Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein is captured near his home town of Tikrit. ...
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Signs of old age - Joke of the Day
2007-12-13 16:26:23
Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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