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My Analogy for How Much I Love You 2007-08-11 15:46:06 This morning my boyfriend asked me how much I loved him. I responded with “lots.” Because I do. I love him lots. Apparently this wasn’t enough so he asked for an analogy on how much I loved him. Fast forward about six hours. I’ve had two cups of coffee, three glasses of water, some orange juice and had been sitting at my computer for an unknown period of time. My legs shook uncontrollably because of my strong urge to pee. Once I tired of the shakes I got up to use the bathroom, but there was an obstacle. I couldn’t untie the string of my capri pants. I struggled for several minutes all the while dancing around the bathroom trying to untie the knot. Afraid of an accident, I found Jason in his office. “Can you help me untie this? I really have to pee.” He laughed loudly. Then he reached for the camera. I scurried back to the bathroom and locked the door. After another minute or so (felt like hours) my pants were undone and I was gleefully singing ...

Dating an Engineer: Pros and Cons 2007-08-08 18:28:53 For every guy that I’ve dated I’ve kept an ongoing list of the pros and cons of the relationship. I know most people save this exercise for when they think they want to break-up, but I find that it’s easier to figure out if you’re compatible during the relationship rather than months after you realize you’ve wasted time. So here it is. Since I’ve dated a few engineers in my time here are the pros and cons that I have picked up on. Pros Cons He has job security Sometimes he has the personality of a protractor An engineer is handy to have around He makes obscure jokes about Star Trek, the periodic table, and other strange things you don’t want to know about AND he thinks thats romance You can dress him Won’t buy anything without completing a “cost/risk analysis” He listens more than he talks When he does talk, you may have a hard time listening He’s kind, modest, and nice to yo ...

What’s In a Number? 2007-08-07 14:40:24 Things started to get hot and heavy with Renee and Chris. After three weeks of great dates and innocent make-out sessions, things turned more adult. Just as it seemed the deal was going to be sealed he stopped and asked her, “What number will I be?” Shaken from the moment, she looked him in the eye and said she didn’t know. “What’s in a number?” She puckered back up, but Chris lay motionless staring back up at her. With a sigh, she rolled over and counted on her fingers. “You have to count!” he expelled. She did and she was embarrassed, but I say don’t be. Honestly, what’s in a number? ...