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Sonic Grenade - I Need a Case
2007-12-30 08:50:04
The Sonic Grenade is a masterpiece of office mayhem. It is hard rubber and plastic, making it pretty easy and safe to toss. Set the grenade to one of three volume settings, pull the pin, and throw. The blinking red light will let you know the grenade is armed.Once the alarm goes off, your prey will only be able to adjust the settings, he or she or they will not be able to permanently turn the unit off. The only way to permanently stop the alarm is to reinsert the pin, which you are now twirling around your finger. Remember, revenge is a dish best served LOUD!Get yours HERE
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Pageant Drama Continues
2007-12-29 09:52:05
Miss France 2008, Valerie Begue, has been allowed to keep her crown despite racy photos of her appearing in Entrevue, a French magazine (reported HERE Christmas Day). The photos (above) feature Valerie wearing a bikini in a crucifixion pose while floating in a swimming pool; another has her seductively lapping up evaporated milk from a trough. the story is HERE.Was Tyra Banks involved in this photo shoot?Ms. Begue, 22, will keep her crown but will not be allowed to compete in the Miss World or Miss Universe pageants...first-runner up, Miss New Caledonia Vahinerii Requillart, 19, will replace her. Story HERE.JonBenet Ramsey is in a better place, rest in peace...
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Jay-Z is not having a great day
2007-12-29 09:43:43
Jay-Z's new 40/40 club in Las Vegas did not pass their safety inspection today. What does that mean? No PASS-O, NO NEW YEARS EVE PARTY...YO Unless Jay-Z and his team miraculously come up with certain licenses and certificates by Sunday December 30, 2007, they won't be able to go on with their New Year's Eve party plans...And then there are the refunds of all those multi-hundred dollar tickets...Awwww....so sad.....I'd rather be at the all dwarf review at KRAVE/Harmon Theater for $53.45 anyways...The 40/40 Club website is HERE
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Lohan Honored for her film work...
2007-12-29 08:56:32
Lindsay Lohan is in Capri, Italy this weekend for the Capri Hollywood Film Festival.Lindsay is being honored for her contribution to cinema. Word has it that Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson were runners up and the award is named after film legend Anna Nicole Smith.Normally, I would make this stuff up...HOWEVER, THIS TIME I DIDN'T HAVE TO since the Capri Hollywood Film Festival is actually doing it for real and she is actually showing up...FREAK!
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Kat Von D: Bloated or Fetus?
2007-12-29 08:32:04
One thing's for sure: she would not look good naked with or without a baby inside her; my god her tats SUCK!!!"Hi Mom, this is the woman I'm having a baby with; she draws on people and smokes a lot and drinks even more; we're in love..."her website is HERE
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Hold your Tiger Beat...
2007-12-29 08:27:29
Miley Cyrus broke up with one of the Jonas Brothers; it's being reported in the New York Post today....oh yeah; and that chick was buried in Pakistan or something; whatever....
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Buttered-O-Bama
2007-12-28 19:36:26
Norma Lyon, a 78-year-old dairy farmer from Toledo, Iowa, chose to show her support for Sen. Barack Obama, who is seeking to become the first black U.S. president, by sculpting a likeness of his head with 23 pounds of butter.the story is HERE
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Another Loss from Camp Simpson; when will it be over?
2007-12-28 19:20:09
Her latest, "Blonde Ambition," a romantic comedy with fellow Texan Luke Wilson, was headed straight to DVD release when the bosses at Nu Image and Millennium Films decided to give it a limited Christmas run. Big mistake: The NON-Academy nominated piece of crap took in $1,322 on its opening weekend in eight Texas theaters." In contrast re-runs of "Leave it to Beaver"were seen by 26,000 people according to Nielson ratings...MS Simpson must give some mind-altering *******, because Hollywood's been trying to make this loser a box office star for what seems like half a century. Here's a hint: it's not working. The only way she should be in a movie theater is if she paid to get in. With her lack of talent, at best, she should be laying in a box waiting for a magician to cut it in half or maybe a cameo with the guys from the JACKASS Films.Wait Wait, our gift to you , the readers of Chuck's Weird World this holiday season...Watch the WHOLE FILM online right HERE, then you too can be one of ...
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Mischa Barton rolls her own...
2007-12-28 19:17:25
I wonder if she uses one of those Laredo Rolling machines from the 1970's?The photo above was taken the day of her arrest for "straddling two lanes of traffic"...I don't know the traffic code for that, but it sure sounds like something HOT.
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Hello Kitty for Men
2007-12-28 15:34:05
Hello Kitty is reportedly marketing a special line of products just for men. The line apparently features a more "rugged" looking Hello Kitty figure, the perfect thing for a "generation" that feels no embarrassment about wearing Hello Kitty. All I know is that my Hello Kitty ice pack RULES...
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