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New York Thanks a Faker
2008-01-16 18:36:23
In case you didn't already know...Lynsey Nordstrom, a Jessica Simpson look-a-like, was planted at the Dallas Cowboy/New York Giants football playoff game this past weekend in order to distract Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo who dates Ms. Simpson...Apparently, the ruse worked since the Giants defeated the Cowboys 21-17...that story is HEREToday New Yorkers thanked Lynsey for her efforts...story HERE
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Jonah Falcon: Human Tripod
2008-01-16 16:43:28
35-year-old Jonah Falcon from the BIG APPLE is famous for having a big dick. Literally. He has been on the Howard Stern Show several times, Rolling Stone magazine did an article on him and he was in an HBO documentary.Unfortunately, Jonah sees his 13.5 inch penis as a curse. He lives with his Mother and has never really had a steady relationship. He's tired of being used for his big dick.He told The Sun, "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned."“My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show.”DUDE,THERE IS NO CHANCE OF THAT...EVER...See it HERE and by IT we MEAN 'IT'...
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just when you think it couldn't get any weirder...
2008-01-16 16:42:37
Britney Spears and her partner of the moment (Adnan Ghalib) were "caught" checking out pregnancy tests at Rite Aid. She was also photographed wearing what looked like an engagement ring the other day. Then there was her trip to a church and her outing while wearing her wedding dress (from marriage to Kevin Federline). This all goes with the OK! Magazine story that she wants a baby with Ghalib since she lost her sons to the legal system.So the current thought process in Britney's Bi-Polar head goes something like this:"...they take them away; I breed; I make more..."ok...note to self: update dead pool timing...
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It's over...after only 16 days
2008-01-16 16:30:46
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have split just 2-weeks after their spiritual marriage in Bora Bora New Year's Day. People magazine reports they were supposed to have an official ceremony in the U.S., but never did.story is HEREDo they have to give the gifts back?
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Skirt Fight
2008-01-16 16:28:09
See it HERE...you won't be impressed
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Cheese Racing
2008-01-16 16:25:06
The Rules For Cheese RacingAll players must place their cheese on the BBQ at the same time.Cheeses must not overlap.After the initial throwing of the cheese onto the barbecue (the "cast"), one poke of the slice (the "poke") is permitted in cases of accidental overlap when the offending cheeses must be repositioned as quickly as possible. No further touching of the cheese is permitted.No blowing/fanning the flames under your cheese.The winning cheese is defined as the one whose reaches a fully inflated stage first. Fully inflated means that all four corners have raised off the BBQ and the plastic is taut (distinctive "stretch" marks which appear on the sides of the parcel). This state must maintainable (i.e. it does not count if the bag is pulsing up and down due to springing a leak).Note that springing a leak does not automatically mean you have lost - it is possible for the hole to become sealed with melted cheese and the bag to fully inflate anyway - such is the excitement of cheese ...
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The Juice has his bail doubled
2008-01-16 13:17:22
At today's bail revocation hearing, Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass doubled his previous $125,000 bail, saying, "I don't know, Mr. Simpson, what the heck you were thinking -- or maybe that's the problem -- you weren't," adding, "I don't know if it's just arrogance. I don't know if it's ignorance. But you've been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of arrogance or ignorance -- or both." She told him he had to stay in jail until 15% of the bail -- in cash -- was paid. O.J.'s attorney told the court that Simpson's home would be put up as collateral.story is HERE
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