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Tyra Banks Hangs With Mike Huckabee, Shits Herself 2008-02-09 13:02:00 Okay…I realize that headline is a bit misleading. No, Tyra Banksdid not shit herself when she hung with Mike Huckabee. It was Huckabee who shit himself. He was like, “God damn, I knew there were some dumb fuckers in this world, but this bitch ought to get a medal.”How dumb is Tyra Banks? Dumb enough to vote for Mike Huckabee.But now onto the shitting part. Apparently, Tyra is prone to accidents of the ill-timed bowel-voiding type. An account from some reporter for Paper Magazine:I arranged to do [the interview] backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unf ...

Valentine’s Picks for the Lingerie Sophisticate 2008-02-09 12:02:48 The Sophisticate: During the day it’s all pearls and perfect hair, but during the night your sophisticate wants to let her hair down and relax in something just as stunning as she is. We’ve chosen these pieces to suit her excellent taste, and to make her feel like royalty. A-D Cup Sizes Talking of royalty, we think this Made by Nikki Stately Manner would be perfect for the lady of the house. The limited edition balcony bra £123 and hipster brief £67 have been designed with the stately home in mind; pleats, folds and beautifully luxurious fabrics make up this unbelievably beautiful set fit for the deserving Sophisticate. For a sophisticated Valentine’s night in, this gorgeous bra Mrs Dotty Huit bra $81 is the perfect accessory; made of satin with a polka dot mesh overlay and a small bow at the centre, it is simple but so very sexy. The equally sexy boyshort $55 provides rear-coverage in black mesh with a bow adorning the polka dot mesh at the front, making this a ...

Britney at Playboy’s 25 Sexiest Celebrities List 2008-02-09 10:02:01 Something is looking up for Britney Spears at last – the troubled pop star has been voted one of Playboy magazine’s 25 Sexiest Celebrities.The…[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More: click here… ... Celebrities

Someone Please Tell Jessica Alba To Shut Up 2008-02-09 08:02:49 Jessica Alba keeps doing interviews, in spite of the fact that she’s already said everything that’s ever been in her brain, and all she can do anymore is repeat herself like a broken record.Jessica tells Marie Claire about being picked-on as a kid:I had a lot of haters. They’d unzip my backpack so my books would fall out. They’d tie my shoes together. They’d “accidentally” spill lunches on me.Oh no - they tied your shoes together? Those bastards.How long did it take you to figure out they were like that by the way? Three days? Four?Jessica shares her pithy observations about Hollywood’s perception of women:There’s a lot of pressure on women to fulfill certain fantasies. They expect you to be a little bit of a tart, to flirt with all the men. A lot of women do it. But I’m not doing that. I talk with these guys about their wives and kids right away. When they say inappropriate things, I let them, because boys will be boys, but I’m not looking ...

Will the “No Doubt” tour be cancelled?? 2008-02-09 08:02:27 No! Gwenny Gwen Gwen!Star Pulse:No doubt’s reunion has been thrown into doubt by Gwen Stefani’s pregnancy, amid reports she won’t perform with the band while she is expecting her second child.The group was due to return this year with a new album and a tour to promote it. However sources tell OK! Magazine the singer is reluctant to step onstage while she is pregnant, after touring while carrying her 20-month-old son Kingston.The insider says, “She’s going to write a record. But she has doubts about going on stage again while pregnant - too much can go wrong.” More: click here… ...

Hitchcock-Themed Vanity Fair Spread 2008-02-09 07:02:43 Vanity Fair always comes up with something clever for their big movie issue. This year it’s a spread featuring famous present-day actors recreating scenes from Hitchcock movies. The above is Seth Rogen doing Cary Grant from North By Northwest. I guess the joke here is that the scruffy Rogen is about as far from debonair Grant as you can get. He looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman there kind of. Hey Seth - don’t have a heart attack. Sorry, I’ll take Cary…I like this one - Emile Hirsch and James McAvoy doing Farley Granger and Robert Walker from Strangers on a Train. I like imagining Emile and James being embroiled in this perverse homosexual thing that plays out as a murder story. My favorite shot in Strangers is when Granger’s playing tennis and Hitchcock shows all the spectators looking back and forth with the ball, then dollies in on Walker just sitting there eerily staring at Farley. How come directors aren’t that imaginative anymore? The ...

Johnny Fairplay lasts 55 minutes on new “Survivor”! 2008-02-09 07:02:42 Ya, I know it’s edited for TV. But Johnny couldn’t make it out of the first episode? World’s most notorious reality TV star? Bah…You can watch the first epiosde oline at CBS More: click here… ...

Denim?s Fresh Comeback! 2008-02-09 06:02:51 Denim is back with a bang! Its time to dig out those old denim jackets and give them a new lease of life as denim is cool again! Denim has never really left our wardrobes; lets face it, a girl can’t do without a pair of trusty old jeans! However this season we are truly […] Denim is back with a bang! Its time to dig out those old denim jackets and give them a new lease of life as denim is cool again! Denim has never really left our wardrobes; lets face it, a girl can’t do without a pair of trusty old jeans! However this season we are truly embracing denim in all forms; day dresses, waistcoats, shorts, crops and trousers are all getting a denim makeover and it’s fab! Miss Selfridge is one highstreet store that is bringing denim back! They have a huge range of denim garments, I particularly love this ‘Puff Ball’ dress, it is extremely cute and I am loving the light wash denim for spring; it’s a fresh new look for denim, moving away from the dark blue and grey washes th ...

A Little Insight Perhaps 2008-02-09 06:02:34 It looks like Eva Mendes has only checked out of rehab temporarily to attend to some “personal issues” in Los Angeles and will return. Mendes was struggling with a well-hidden substance abuse problem, including cocaine use, sources close to the actress tell Us Weekly in its latest issue. “She kept it all behind closed doors and wasn’t really a mess in public,” an insider told Us. The pressures of Tinsletown – Kirsten Dunst has also reportedly checked into rehab – fueled the fire: she fell into a hard partying crowd at the Hollywood club now known as Teddy’s, where her longtime boyfriend, producer George Augusto, used to DJ. “She has a lot of low self-esteem and body issues,” said a pal. Another insider said, “For a lot of girls in Hollywood, cocaine makes them feel more confident and stay skinny.” But Mendes, who just wrapped 2009 action flick The Spirit and told Us last fall that she wanted “to be known for her work,” knew she needed to get well t ...

Don’t Know Why But….. 2008-02-09 06:02:25 I feel like Paula Abdul is going to get up to some crazy sh!t this weekend. Just a thought that came into my head this evening. Not her normal crazy, like something a little extra. A premonition perhaps? Hope we can read about it Monday. I’m dying for some more of her good ol’ QVC clips. Let’s hope she goes back on and hocks some cheap ass jewelry, and soon. More: click here… ...

Anna Nicole Smith: It’s been a year already? 2008-02-09 06:02:21 It seems like only yesterday Anna Nicole Smith died creating an insane media circus that would later be dwarved by the media Death Star known as Britney Spears. Anyway, on this one year anniversary of her death, let’s remember Anna Nicole Smith as the patriot she truly was. She defied modern convention by getting really, really enormous breast implants then bilked an old billionaire out of all his cash. Anna would later be found dead of a mysterious drug overdose that would make a young Sam Lutfi scratch his douche-beard and say “Huh. Now there’s an idea…” Rest in Peace, Anna Nicole. You’re truly missed. Photos: Getty Images More: click here… ...

Jesse Metcalfe eats a knuckle sandwich 2008-02-09 06:02:07 Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker Must Die) got his shit wrecked last night when he made a comment to a friend of actress Taryn Manning. Judging by the conveniently-worn gloves and the ridiculous right hook I’m guessing the guy is a UFC-wannabe. Check out the video after the jump. Jesse gets super laid out. For those of you who can’t watch videos, here are some pics and allow me to offer a brief recap:Jesse Metcalfe: Hello, person. I’m TV’s Jesse Metcalfe.KERPOW!Jesse Metcalfe: Aw, man. I’m totally knocked out.Punchman: I EAT WHEATIES ALL DAMN DAY! Photos: Pacific Coast News More: click here… ...

Lindsay Lohan wants to chase a rabbit down a hole and become very tiny! 2008-02-09 05:02:58 If only she had a history of substance abuse to draw inspiration from………….Exposay:Lindsay Lohan is desperate to star in a new adaptation of ‘Alice in Wonderland’. The actress is hoping to convince director Tim Burton to cast her in the hotly-anticipated version of Lewis Carroll’s classic children’s tale.Lindsay said: “I just hope they don’t want an unknown, I really want this part.”The new Disney production will feature both live action and performance-capture animation to create the fantasy world. Although it is a daunting task, Burton believes he is ready to take on the challenge.He said: “It’s just such a classic, and the imagery is so surreal. I don’t know - I’ve never seen a version where I feel like they got it all. It’s a series of weird adventures, and to try to do it where it works as a movie will be interesting.”"The stories are like drugs for children, you know? It&rsqu ... Lindsay

The ?Structured Shift Dress? 2008-02-09 05:02:42 If you’re not into all of the vibrant prints this summer, don’t worry the clean look is also working its way into the highstreet. For those who prefer the minimalist look the shift dress will be a key item for you this season. Simplicity is important with this look; no jewellery but be bold with […] If you’re not into all of the vibrant prints this summer, don’t worry the clean look is also working its way into the highstreet. For those who prefer the minimalist look the shift dress will be a key item for you this season. Simplicity is important with this look; no jewellery but be bold with bags! French Connection have a perfect example of a simple shift dress that can be accessorised with this seasons bold bags; this cute structured dress enhances the waist and incorporates a swishy feminine skirt detail that is so hot right now! Clean cut and beautiful all this dress needs is a bold statement clutch to spice it up! Think of this seasons neon colour pallette for inspir ...

Jesse Metcalfe Punched By Taryn Manning’s Boyfriend 2008-02-09 05:02:36 Jesse Metcalfe was punched in the face by the boyfriend of actress Taryn Manning. But whatever could’ve precipitated such violence? Apparently Jesse went up to Taryn outside a club, meaning to talk to her because they’re friends, and this boyfriend dude got all crazy cause he thought Jesse was putting the moves on his woman.In case you’ve never seen Taryn Manning, here she is:I would’ve guessed lesbian - well, except for the “I Heart Boys” tattoo (which could’ve been meant ironically I guess).Anyway, after Jesse got done screaming “What the fuck” and pretending to want to go after his attacker, he apparently got completely shitfaced. Later in the evening, he found Taryn and the guy and went after the guy, putting him in a chokehold (don’t you love alcohol-fueled rages?). Security eventually peeled the two idiots off each other. Metcalfe denied getting in a fight afterward, but was overheard saying to his friends, “I ...