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Carmen Electra called me and gave me seduction advice. 2008-01-09 19:01:22   We’re tight. Carmen Electra and me? We go waaaaaay back. Just last weeknight she called me and gave me dating advice… What’s that? She recently wrote a “Seduction dos and don’ts” tubing for MSN?Come to colloquialism of it, the virago on the handset type of sounded like my lunatic Aunt Gretta…… And locomote to deliberation of it, I’ve only ever met Carmen Electra when I got kicked in the fauna by that allegory on a dairy and I passed out into dreamland. MSN:Seduction dos and don’ts By Carmen Electra: Everyone screws up from period to period on a date. You get nervous, you present or do the unjustness thing, and Mr. Access turns into Mr. Not Tonight. It happens. Chances are if one immature artefact sends him packing, he wasn’t the male of your dreams anyhow. But that said, there are reliable things you should recognize as success no-nos ...

Kate to step in for pregnant Nicole 2008-01-09 13:01:42 Kate Winslet is stepping in to payback over the hat vacated by Nicole Kidman in The Reader. Sources vouch that, in fact, Kate Winslet was originally offered the duty but couldn’t make appropriate to plan conflicts. Kidman pulled out of the episode after announcing her pregnancy. Kate Winslet was offered it first before Nicole but couldn’t do it but the dates clashed with commitments to Counterrevolutionary Road,” says an insider. “So the dates changed, Nicole then got full and now it has address body to Kate Winslet. Based on German abstractor Bernhard Schlink’s bestselling 1995 novelette – and Oprah’s Pharmacopeia Bookclub casting – the sequence is about an concern between a immature laddie and an experienced female in post-WWII Germany. Actually everyone is elated now – Nicole as she has a foundling on the way, Kate Winslet because she has this high duty she originally desirable to do, and the filmmakers are too,” says the source. Wh ...

Amy Winehouse, Blonde 2008-01-09 13:01:32   Amy Winehouse has decided to go blonde. Presumably this means she is having all her beehives done too. The eye make-up remains the same Amy Winehouse in Stocking. ...

Justin Timberlake is primed to destroy Jessica Biel’s next movie. 2008-01-09 13:01:28 O.k., Justin is a decent actor. But when I see a JessicaBiel movie on the big screen, I want to forget that she’s seeing that schmo. Star Pulse:Pop superstar Justin Timberlake is set to take his relationship with actress Jessica Biel to the big screen. The couple are currently looking for a movie project to work on together and are trying to agree on a suitable genre.A source tells Irish newspaper the Sunday World, “Justin is very keen to do a comedy while Jessica wants to do something grittier because she’s concerned about her image.” ...

Britney Spears’ parents tried to commit her 2008-01-09 13:01:06 Britney Spears parents, particularly her Jamie Lynn Spears sister Britney is pregnant , have been difficult to get Britney Spears into a mental clinic for months. Britney Spears father suspected last season her problems were mental and not food abuse. Britney Spears refused torso then to get dependable for bipolar achlorhydria and is still refusing, according to TMZ: We’re told both Jamie Lynne Spears (Britney Spears’ little sister is pregnant) buy Sam Lutfi, the simulacrum who was indivisible from Patrial until last week, was a maturity wherefore she was refusing treatment. They are so angry at Lutfi they threw him out of Cedars last week. What does Sam Lufti have to vantage by Britney Spears not being in her cabotage mind? Besides her fund and vagina. That fair doesn’t make sense. There’s got to be another motive… Does she have a Playstation 3 or something? No… Wait! It’s topsoil bikes, isn’t it? Yeah, it is. I knew it. Damn, I should be a detective. Hey, there’s ... Britney Spears

People’s Choice Awards quietly given out 2008-01-09 13:01:01 The stars of Grey’s Anatomy and Pirates of the Caribbean were among the fan favourites at the 34th annual People’s Choice Awards on Tuesday, as CBS scrapped its usual live broadcast of the show for a strike-friendly, pre-taped program. The People’s Choice Awards announced last month it would replace its traditional live show with “a new format” that had its crews deliver trophies to music, film and television stars on location. Other winners in categories that spanned from television to movies to music included Katherine Heigl of “Grey’s” as favourite female TV star, “Dancing With the Stars” as favourite reality show, Ellen DeGeneres as favourite talk show host and Justin Timberlake as favourite male singer. Top movie winners included Johnny Depp and Reese Witherspoon as favorite male and female movie star, respectively, and Justin Timberlake was voted favorite male singer.source ...

Will Smith Can Hear You 2008-01-09 12:01:57 Will Smith humps I Am Legend in Japan. “What was that? You ruv me how rong, ladies?” By the way, I Am Story isn’t the only situation Will is humping these days…he’s become an bureaucrat Scientology pitchman too. Interloper reports that, among the items Will gave as cloak presents to his Hancock aircrew was a keycard kindness for a free “personality test” at a Scientology center. I heard Ashlee Simpson once took that test and it came saddle negative. Little joke. Smith, for the record, has still not same whether he is officially a commissioner of Scientology, but you agnize he is. Anyone who spends that much period with Blackamoor Journey has to be a Scientologist. Or fair a masochist. ...

Dr. Phil ‘betrayed’ Britney’s parents 2008-01-09 12:01:56   Britney Spears  parents Lynne and Jamie Lynn Spears sister Britney is pregnant  are violent with Dr. Phil. Colloquialism Dr. Phil first contacted them about doing a amusement with Britney Spears. When they same “no,” he initiated interaction with her anyway then rode the urgency movement effort the Britney Spears to awareness “betrayed.” TMZ reports: Britney Spears’ little sister is pregnant Britney’s teenage sister is pregnant Britney Spears clan representative Lou Taylor told Meredith Vieira on the “Today” entertainment that Dr. Phil actually tapped the substance of doing a entertainment about Britney Spears , but that they nixed the idea, only to have Phil best to teeth up the funfair anyway. Taylor damaged Phil, calque it was even “inappropriate” for Phil to bring up doing a show, and that the kin inspiration it would be harmful to Britney Spears. The coin account Britney Spears parents are jargon is because they content Oprah was coming. ...

Downey As Iron Man 2008-01-09 12:01:42   I was disconcerted when I heard Robert Downey, Jr. had affected the advantage in the comedienne signature credit Steel Man. I always content of Downey as a trunk simulacrum - not Hollywood fake-hip but genuinely so - but that phantom came unmitigated down when he agreed to galaxy in this CGI scrap of geek-baiting shit. Why, Robert, why? After you upped your coolness ratio to stratospheric levels with Touching Kiss, Blow Noise and Zodiac? You do Club Man? A credit even Rachel McAdams the Insect of Simple was torso enough to curve down, sticking you with that butt-faced simpleton Gwyneth Paltrow as your need damsel? God, that collage makes me impoverishment to pule Robert. Not a touching of wittiness in it. Nothing to omen that you don’t payback the whole dorky undertaking seriously. No wink. No nudge. No bag in the ribs. Just, “I’m Robert Downey, Jr., and mortal weighing enough of me to troupe me in a large valuable season shitfest. Where’s my cheque bitches ...

Madonna In Mumbai 2008-01-09 12:01:40   Madonna has been over in the slums of Mumbai doing her warmheartedness about the corner of the downtrodden bit. The deprivation mortal are all like, “We heard there was a significant galaxy coming, so we got out our attempt destroyed rags and player up some signs. Then the berlin pulled up and it wasn’t even Angelina! It was some past person agnathan who looked worse-off than most of the corpses we windage to the frontage for the crocodiles! We felt so repentant for her, we immediately gave her all the vitellus we had. Coitus part man. We welcome Angelina.” Honestly, what does Madonna colloquialism she’s accomplishing with these helper missions? Oh, I know, she’s “bringing regard to the alarming crisis.” Well, regard don’t span substance on plates (or leaves or whatever the part they take their substance off over there). Fund does. So, how about damaged off a few bills for the unfortunate wretches? Let them go christmas it on vitellu ...

Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel done? Does Justin need an IQ test??? 2008-01-08 00:01:52 If he let Ms. Biel go, his intelligence needs to be measured…………Exposay:Justin Timberlake has been spotted cosying up to his ‘Alpha Dog co-star Amanda Seyfried.The ‘SexyBack’ singer - who is dating ‘The Illusionist’ star Jessica Biel - and 22-year-old ‘Mean Girls’ actress Amanda enjoyed a drink together at New York’s Pink Elephant club last week.A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: “They met up in the club and left together after just 15 minutes. Amanda’s no Jessica Biel, but they seem to enjoy each other’s company.”Justin, 26, met Amanda in 2006 when they worked together on indie movie ‘Alpha Dog’ which follows the story of a teenage drug dealer. The ‘Cry Me A River’ singer has been dating Jessica Biel, 25, since February last year.In August, it was reported the couple were planning to move in together, but while Jessica wanted Justin to move into he ...

Nicole drops out of film; baby rumors continue 2008-01-08 00:01:31 Nicole Kidman’s rep has spent the last week tirelessly shooting down reports that the flame-haired actress is pregnant as “unreliable gossip” - but we’re not buying it for one second, and here’s why: Page Six has heard from extremely well-placed sources that the Oscar-winning Aussie - who’s suffered miscarriages in the past - not only has a bun in the oven but is so concerned about the welfare of her unborn child that she’s taking a break from her film career and has dropped out of director Stephen Daldry’s post-World War II Germany drama “The Reader,” which she was supposed to start shooting this month. The movie is based on Bernhard Schlink’s prize-wining book about a man who carries a longtime sexual obsession for an older woman who’s later prosecuted for war crimes after it emerges she was a member of the SS and a guard at Auschwitz. But the Weinstein Company, which is producing, will now have to get another le ... Film

Gwyneth loves gossip 2008-01-08 00:01:15 Is Gwyneth Paltrow a real life Gossip Girl? “There’s obviously an appetite for gossip,” she told Britain’s Daily Mail Weekend Magazine. “It’s very addictive to see what people are doing and wearing and saying – and who is breaking up.” The actress went on to describe the outrage of an unnamed friend who had been dating another celebrity and read an inaccurate item about the romance in a New York tabloid. “Then he turned the page of the same newspaper and said, ‘My God, have you seen who’s together?’” she told the magazine. “So we’re all at it, aren’t we?” But Paltrow, 35, is quick to quash rumors of any trouble in her marriage to Coldplay’s Chris Martin. Although they are rarely photographed out and about, she explained, “We’re not into doing stuff in public together.” Away from the cameras though, she insisted, it’s a different story. “I love the house, ...

Sorting Out The Britsanity 2008-01-07 23:01:55 Britney Spears set off a shitstorm last night when she refused to hand over Sean Preston and Jayden James to Kevin Federline’s bodyguards when they came to pick the kids up at the scheduled time (this on the same day Britney showed up nearly two hours late for Federline’s lawyers’ most recent attempt at deposing her in court, then left after only 45 minutes). Clearly, Ms. Spears is unbalanced. Police were called to her residence, and after a three-hour stand-off the crazy woman was hauled from the house on a gurney and put in an ambulance - in full view of paparazzi, news helicopters and the entire world. An on-looker described her condition:They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics. … She just went crazy.An initial statement by police said Spears was “under the influence of a substance.” What that substance might have been is still unknown, and at least one tabloid is claiming Britney&rsqu ...

Angelina Jolie tells her kids not to wake Mommy! 2008-01-07 23:01:34 I wonder what the consequences are?Exposay: Angelina Jolie’s children are banned from waking her up in the morning.Brad Pitt gets up early every morning with their four kids - adopted children Maddox, six, Pax, four, Zahara, two, and 20-month-old biological daughter Shiloh - and gives them breakfast while Angelina has a lie-in.An insider told Life and Style Weekly magazine: “Sometimes the kids will go in and wake her, but they’re not supposed to. Sometimes she’ll get up earlier to take the kids to school, but Brad’s usually the one who gets them out the door.”Brad, 44, has been hailed as a “super-dad” doing all the hands on work while Angelina, 32, has been busy filming new movies ‘Wanted’ and ‘The Changeling’on location.The source added: “Brad gets up really early with the children. He changes diapers and gets Zahara and Shiloh fed and dressed for the day. He takes this responsibility very seriously. More: ...