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Pamela Anderson wants to nurture young minds 2008-01-22 10:50:20 Pamela Anderson is offering a $28,000 scholarship to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to People: “I have a soft spot for bad boys,” she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash. I wish Pamela Anderson offered scholarships when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college if you were awesome in math or something. Pfft. Math. That’s for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. Like touching boobs. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong because I got fired from my last job for touching my co-worker’s chest region. Should I have yelled “Surprise!” when I jumped out from underneath her desk? I felt “Honk honk” was more appropriate for an office setting. Pamela Anderson (more…) ...

Lindsay Lohan nominated for ‘Worst Actress’ twice 2008-01-22 00:01:57   Lindsay Lohan’s last movie before entering rehab I Know Who Killed Me has earned her, not one, but two Razzies nominations today for Worst Actress. Lindsay Lohan plays “a small-town girl abducted by a psychopath and an alter-ego, a stripper who’s missing body parts.” Razzies founder John Wilson felt both of Lindsay Lohan  roles deserved their own nomination based on their sucktacularness, according to the Associated Press:     “`I Know Who Killed Me’ is the most fabulously brainless movie since `Showgirls,’” which Razzie voters picked as the worst movie of the 1990s, Wilson said. “By the end of it, you still don’t know what happened. Are they twins or aren’t they? Did she imagine it? Can I please have my hour and 50 minutes back?” I think the Razzies are discriminating against the heroic and patriotic efforts of strippers missing body parts. They’re out there everyday providing adult entertainment for the working ma ... Lindsay

Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick At Sundance 2008-01-22 00:01:49   Sundance is on for another year. Stars in knit caps! Paris Hilton showing up for no particular reason! Random shots of people we forgot were still in the movie biz!Matthew Broderick in a sweater! Sarah Jessica Parker in a Halloween witch mask!Oh, that’s her real face. ...

Adnan Ghalib responds to restraining order rumor 2008-01-22 00:01:05   Britney Spears Britney Spears supposedly has a restraining order against Adnan Ghalib. The two were not seen together at all over the weekend and Sam Lufti has been telling paparazzi that Britney Spears took legal action to get rid of Adnan for good. Adnan responded to the rumor on his agency Finalpixx’s blog: All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney Spears since early Friday morning. The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Britney Spears . After typing, Adnan Ghalib quickly looked side to side then began stroking his landing strip beard. Across town, a suddenly dazed Britney Spears dropped her parenting book and got off the treadmill. “Must find fishnets,” she said. “Must find fishnets for Master…” Britney Spear&rsquo ...

Jake And Reese Still Together 2008-01-22 00:01:01   Jake and Reese are supposed to be a hot Hollywood couple. So how come I yawn every time I see them? ...

Run Matthew, Run 2008-01-21 23:01:41   Matthew McConaughey doesn’t look the least bit gay when he runs.”Oh, these pebbles are hurting my feet. Gol darnit anyways.” ...

Not By The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin’s 2008-01-21 23:01:29 That’s right. All three of them. Matthew Perry made an appearance yesterday at Sundance. Looking a little rough Matt. ...

Mr. Big welcomes son 2008-01-21 23:01:23 Sex and the City star Chris Noth and his girlfriend, actress Tara Wilson, have welcomed a baby boy, his rep confirms. Orion Christopher Noth was born Friday and weighed 7 lbs., 10 oz. I am happy to confirm that Chris Noth and Tara Wilson are the proud parents of a happy and healthy baby boy,  his rep tells Us. “Chris and Tara are thrilled and all are doing well. The couple (who co-own the café Once Upon a Tea Cup in Windsor, Ontario) announced the news in November. ...

Giants fans try to psyche out Tom Brady with Bridget Moynahan mask.It will not work! Patriots will prevail!! 2008-01-21 23:01:08 Note to Giants fans: Tom Brady is no Tony Romo. Brady will not be distracted by this. He may even wear one himself. Pats 35-21. Count on it!Q1043:Want to help throw the Patriots’ Tom Brady off his game at the big game? What better way to do that than to have him seeing his ex-girlfriend / mother of his son Bridget Moynahan everywhere! Tom and Bridget dated for two years, and Bridget got pregnant around the time they broke up — a split that was curiously close to the time that he started dating Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Their relationship has been, well, frosty ever since; Bridget even named their son John Edward Thomas Moynahan, not only leaving out the Brady name but giving him the initials JET! (And you know how the Patriots loooove the Jets…)Q104.3 is all about psyching out Brady for the Super Bowl, and we’ve created this Bridget mask to help you guys do it! Download it, print it out on a color printer, cut it up, paste it to a stick and voila! C ...

Amy Winehouse On Video Smoking Crack 2008-01-21 23:01:05   U.K. tabloid The Sun has gotten hold of a video that shows fudged-up singer Amy Winehouse in her squalid East London home smoking crack. The video was apparently made during a house party Amy Winehouse threw on the eve of husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s most recent hearing, which Amy herself attended, looking like this: Amy Winehouse reportedly did Ecstasy, snorted “highly-concentrated” cocaine and took several Valium as well as smoked the crack. Amy Winehouse also apparently lost her cat, and spent much of her time prowling around the apartment in search of the animal. “If I was that cat,” Amy Winehouse mumbles on the video, “I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.” At another point, Amy Winehouse insists she can’t party too hard because she has to see Blake in court in the morning. I don’t even care to speculate about what “partying too hard” wou ...

Dennis Quaid talks about his twins and his new movie with Sarah Jessica Parker. 2008-01-21 22:01:58 Good to hear ET:”Everybody’s just fine. The kids are doing great,” DENNIS QUAID tells ET’s KEVIN FRAZIER in the wake of his twins’ recent health scare. We were very grateful. We felt everybody’s prayers. I think that had a lot to do with it.  The actor gave us the update while hanging out with SARAH JESSICA PARKER and THOMAS HADEN CHURCH at the Sundance Film Festival, where the three stars previewed their new movie, ‘Smart People. Sarah also playfully showed off her biceps and joked that the new ‘Sex and the City’ movie will have “automatic weapons”! ...

Kiefer’s a free man 2008-01-21 22:01:55 Kiefer Sutherland has been released from jail after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge, according to a police official. The 41-year-old actor reportedly walked out of jail at 12:05 a.m. Monday, hours earlier than had been expected. Officer John said, “(Kiefer) looked like he was glad to be out,” and that the actor was wearing a shirt and jeans when he left the facility. Sutherland - the star of Fox television’s drama, “24″ - has spent his sentence cleaning sheets, pillowcases and blankets on laundry duty, Balian told The Associated Press on Friday. He was granted a request to serve his time in suburban Glendale’s city jail rather than in the overcrowded downtown Los Angeles County jail. The trade-off was that he could not shave any time off his sentence for good behaviour or early release because of overcrowding. The actor must also serve five years probation and complete an 18-month alcohol education program and attend weekly therapy sessio ...

J-Lo Had A Baby Shower 2008-01-21 22:01:39 Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony going in for her baby shower. Dudes at baby showers again. Yet another blow against American manhood. Seriously, the way hetero men are going, they might just as well all start drinking estrogen shakes. “Hey honey I’m growing tits. Soon I’ll be a girl toooooooooo.”Why is Marc wearing a flak jacket? Oh, he’s so gangsta. Please. ...

Nicole Kidman’s Hair Is Messed Up 2008-01-21 22:01:38 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at the Australian Open. Okay, time to address Nicole’s hair. Chick is clearly going bald. Yes, I know, your hair falls out when you’re pregnant. But Nicole’s had that particular style going for awhile now, and it always looked a bit weird. From this pic, it almost seems she’s trying to do some kind of comb-back to cover a bald spot on top. Which is not working because the hair is receding up the side too. Chick’s stuff is more fucked-up than Donald Trump’s - and that’s way fucked-up people. ...

Ryan Reynolds to make Scarlett Johansson a honest woman? 2008-01-21 22:01:26 Their kids will be quite attractive. Entertainmentwise:The word out of Hollywood is that Scarlett Johansson and her beau Ryan Reynolds are poised to tie the knot.The pair hooked up following Scarlett’s split from actor Josh Hartnett and the end of Ryan’s engagement to fellow Canadian, AlanisMorissette.Now sources say that the couple are ready to take their year-long relationship to the next level, with the New York Daily News claiming that Ryan is ready to make the Lost In Translation actress fiancee number two. ...