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Mary-Kate Olsen Has An Infected Kidney 2007-11-20 21:11:02 Mary-Kate Olsen was admitted to the ER in New York Monday with a kidney infection, her reps report. Sounds like someone’s been sucking too much drunken homeless guy blood again. Naw, I kid. It’s not the bad blood that did it. It’s that Mary-Kate’s kidneys are actually monkey kidneys she had put in after the real ones escaped. The monkey kidneys are now apparently rebelling. Maybe she should try pig kidneys next time. ...

LeVar Burton directs Lacey Chabert in a ” Bust your balls…nice ass” movie. 2007-11-20 21:11:02 Does he still wear his “Star Trek” visor when directing? Just wondering…..Tempting Hyenas Official site ...

George Clooney Speaks Out For Britney Spears 2007-11-20 21:09:51 While she’s certainly drawn her critics, Britney Spears has a supporter in Hollywood hunk George Clooney. The Syriana stud told Entertainment Tonight in a recent interview, You look at the footage of Britney Spears running the red light – there’s eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now. It’s getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt. ...

Janice Dickinson Rips Posh’s Fashion Sense 2007-11-20 20:11:43 Insufferable fame-whore Janice Dickinson has called out Victoria Beckham for having no style. Janice said: I think it’s [Posh’s style] absolutely horrible! I don’t get it at all. I think she should gain a little weight. With all due respect, you want an icon, give me Princess Diana. I don’t get this. Oh please, she doesn’t even smile. She needs some fashion tips. I’d take her on in a heartbeat. Yes Janice, Posh doesn’t smile. And another thing she doesn’t do is stick her legs in the air at the slightest urging, giving everyone a nice whiff of cobwebby old lady poon. And she also doesn’t stagger around loaded on booze and pills at 2 in the afternoon. Far be it from me to defend Posh, who is an utterly absurd human being, but come on. Janice Dickinson is the last person who should be criticizing anyone else for having no taste. And please Janice, don’t throw Princess Di in my face, all right hon? She and Jackie O are the f ...

Owen Wilson and Le Call go to Hawaii 2007-11-20 20:11:35 Owen Wilson took his new girlfriend supermodel Le Call to Hawaii for a couple of days of sun and relaxation. It’s good to see Owen Wilson enjoying life and getting back to the simple pleasures. Like banging supermodels and jet-setting to Hawaii at a moment’s notice. You know, normal day-to-day stuff that the rest of us take for granted. Kind of makes you stop and think about how good you have it. This afternoon, on my third flight of the day to Hawaii to have sex with a model, I’m going to really enjoy it this time and not just go through the motions. ...

Richie Donates Shower Gifts 2007-11-20 20:11:34 Nicole Richie did something nice for the poor folks by donating a bunch of her baby shower gifts through her newly-formed charitable endeavor the Richie Madden Foundation, which immediately issued a press release trumpeting Nicole’s little show of holiday spirit. I ask you: is there anything more heart-warming than a sincere act of image rehab? Of course everyone’s all patting Nicole on the back for being so wonderful. But I say not so fast. Do we know exactly what the stuff was that Nicole donated in the first place? Shouldn’t we reserve judgment as to the depth of Nicole’s caring until the crap has actually been inventoried? It could all be a bunch of lead-tainted Chinese shit for all we know. Or stuff poor people don’t need like glow-in-the-dark dildos.Actually, it appears that the guests at Nicole’s Wizard of Oz shower (which did not feature a mysterious figure dangling from a tree branch) brought presents both to be donated and for Nicole t ...

Just Saying…. 2007-11-20 20:11:31 Marie Osmond is channeling Elvira. Only Elvira is a thousand times more sane. ...

Kim Kardashian: Mom Made Me Do It 2007-11-20 20:11:16 Whenever a celebrity does a spread for Playboy, there are mixed reviews as to whether or not they should’ve gone through with it. And Kim Kardashian is responding to criticism that she’s receiving for baring all. The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” starlet has revealed that she wasn’t alone in making the decision to pose for the men’s magazine. She was encouraged by her mother to go for it. ...

Naomi Campbell redefines classy 2007-11-19 23:11:54 Naomi Campbell attended the 30th birthday of British socialite Davinia Taylor at The Colour Rooms. Davinia Taylor used to have lesbian threesomes with Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss. I thought I’d give you a little bit of awesome info to make up for what you’re seeing above. In the meantime, somebody get Britney Spears away from any and all computers. I don’t want her getting ideas, if that’s even possible. The last thing I need is paparazzi shots of this outfit hanging on for dear life at a Malibu Taco Bell. I don’t hate my eyes that much, despite the fact they can’t even see through walls or women’s clothing. I mean, seriously, what are they even there for? ...

Britney Spears is great with living creatures 2007-11-19 23:11:31 Britney Spears visited Petco over the weekend and bought herself two new goldfish, a bird and some other items for her dog London. Britney Spears even demonstrated her awesome ability to know jackshit about taking care of anything, according to Ok! Magazine: Store employees say that the “Gimme More” singer had wanted to keep both goldfish in the same bowl, but they advised her against doing so.“We warned her about it,” says one pet expert at the store. “I would not be surprised if the goldfish were both dead in the morning.”Really? By morning? That’s quite a vote of confidence. I wouldn’t be surprised if those fish died on the way to the car. Guess what, Britney Spears , fish can’t breathe under-Frappucino. Who knew? But at least you have the bird. No, wait, don’t put it on a bun and – dammit! McDonald’s is right there. You parked your car in the drive-thru, remember? You even wrote “Milkshake now!” on the windshield. Britney Spears ... Britney Spears

Jude Law Hates Gossip 2007-11-19 23:11:23 He’s one of England’s most desirable leading men, but Jude Law says he’s tired of people always getting up in his business. The 34-year-old actor recently revealed that the hustle and bustle of celebrity life isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. And most of all, he desires a quiet life without the constant attention of the media. ...

Why Kim posed nude for Playboy? 2007-11-19 23:11:15 Socialite Kim Kardashian has revealed that she posed nude for Playboy’s December issue for reasons other than the pay. Kim said that she decided to bare all because she wanted girls to see a normal body. “I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” the New York Daily News quoted her, as saying. The Los Angeles socialite also revealed that it was her mother who pushed her to do the shoot. “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit,” she said. ...

Beyonce?s International Appeal 2007-11-19 22:11:48 She’s sold millions of albums as a solo artist (as well as with Destiny’s Child) and has the number-one-selling Rap artist on her arm. But last night, Beyonce Knowles got to experience a new level of success. The “Bootylicious” singer took home the International Artist Award of Excellence at the 2007 American Music Awards, and she was beaming as she accepted the honor. ... Beyonce

Nicole and Joel’s good deed 2007-11-19 22:11:31 Nicole Richie is using her Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower to benefit charity. Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden will donate baby gifts to 100 expectant families in need through the newly-formed Richie Madden Foundation via the LA Free Clinic. “It’s really sweet,” says shower guest Rashida Jones of The Office. “With all the swag these days, we’re given so much stuff it’s almost wasteful, and it’s kind of nice when we’re giving to each other to give to someone else. While many friends at Sunday’s shower in Beverly Hills donated gifts to the charity, they also brought gifts for Nicole and Joel to keep - including one children’s book from every guest to help build the baby’s library. ...

Happy anniversary, TomKat! 2007-11-19 22:11:29 Congratulations to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for making it through their first year of marriage. The pair wed on November 18, 2006 in Italy. ...