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Hayden Panettiere’s shirt is transparenty
2007-11-27 22:11:33
Hayden Panettiere stopped at a headshot studio in LA yesterday and her shirt is a little more transparent than she thought. While sadly you only see her bra, it’s a start, I suppose. In the meantime, I don’t get why Hayden’s even wearing a shirt to get a headshot. I mean, they’re only photographing your face. I go completely topless when I get mine done. Then again, there’s very few times when I wear a shirt. I think I wore one for my sister’s wedding. I made it about ten minutes into the reception until I ripped it off, stood up on a table and asked “Who wants to feel the thunder?” Unfortunately, my sister and her husband didn’t feel this service was worth the $50 grand I attempted to charge them, so I don’t feel guilty about ganking some wedding gifts. By the way, this espresso machine is awesome. I’ve had five this morning. Ha ha! My heart hurts! ...

Britney caught running three stop signs
2007-11-27 22:11:28
The driving drama continues for Britney Spears. Britney Spears - who is already banned from driving with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James - ran three stop signs Friday night, a new video obtained by Us mag shows (Britney Spears pantyless). In her white Mercedes SL65 with producer pal Sam Lufti, Britney Spears was on her way home from the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills when she zoomed through two signs. As she approached a third stop sign, she slowed but didn’t stop. ...

KFed? Influential?
2007-11-27 22:11:27
Kevin Federline, father of the year? Well, not quite, but Details mag has deemed Britney Spears’s ex one of its “50 Most Influential Men Under 45.” To be specific, Federline, 29, is listed in the No. 7 slot as a “good father” alongside Larry Birkhead. Federline, a father of four, tells the mag that “to be a father is…everything. It shows me how little I am.” Little as he might be, his acting career is getting bigger, at least by Federline’s standards. One lament: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he says. On life with his kids, Federline admits, “My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from SpongeBob to Finding Nemo, and you know, I’m still trying to decide which one I like more. ...

Kim Kardashian gets her booty stolen (Yup, I went there)
2007-11-27 22:11:27
Kim Kardashian had an expensive amount of jewelry and other items stolen from her bag at JFK airport where she was flying from New York to Vegas. TMZ reports: A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.It’s a pretty good chance Kim Kardashian takes pictures of her own ass while she’s in the shower, right? Don’t say “Yes” unless you really mean it. I couldn’t handle the disappointment if her camera turned out to be full of out-of-focus Macy’s Thanksgiving parade photos instead. If she’s too selfish to not photograph her spacious rear, at least have the decency to get a clearer shot of the Garfield balloon. Remember the time ...

TomKat check out Spice Girls
2007-11-27 22:11:16
The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped by to wish them luck for the forthcoming tour. Cruise and Holmes enjoyed an impromptu audience with the girls and were treated to an exclusive performance, while Suri danced along to the music. David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie,” Victoria Beckham said afterwards. “It was lovely of them to come down to rehearsals, a really nice surprise. Katie has told me before that she used to be a big Spice fan so it was great for her to meet the girls.” The Spice Girls reunion tour kicks of in Vancouver on December 2. ...

Nicole opens up about pregnancy
2007-11-27 22:11:15
With the birth of her first child just two months away, Nicole Richie says her pregnancy has helped her bond with her biological mother - and brought her closer to dad Lionel Richie. “When I found out that I was pregnant,” she tells Access Hollywood, “there was just something inside of me that felt a responsibility to mend any issues that I’ve had with my parents in the past, because, listen, I’ve put them through a lot. Richie, 25, adds that she has spent time bonding with boyfriend Joel Madden’s mother, and her dad, too. “[The baby] is all he talks about, actually,” Richie jokes, adding that he doesn’t want the baby to call him”grandpa. Though many of the gifts at Richie’s baby shower indicated that Richie and Madden are expecting a boy, she says she and Joel are waiting to find out the sex of the baby. “I like to know everything,” she says. If he wasn’t at every doctor’s appointment, I probably ...

Hulk And Linda: The Divorce Drama
2007-11-27 22:11:09
Linda Hogan filed divorce papers against her husband the Hulkster last week, but new reports say that Linda is having second thoughts about terminating the couple’s 24-year marriage. A source told TMZ:She keeps saying to him “Can’t we find a way to make this work?” She doesn’t want to see the family break up. She really wants to work it out with him. But it is like pushing up against a brick wall. She is heartbroken about it.Pushing against a bald, roided-up brick wall with a withered peepee - not a great way to spend one’s post-menopausal years.We all know it’s about the withered peepee right?Sources say the recent unpleasantness surrounding son Nick and his unfortunate driving habits is actually at the heart of Hulk and Linda’s problems. Sounds like a classic case of the old blame-game, eh? Hulk and Linda each reproaching the other for turning the little fucker into a spoiled social deviant. And then there’s Brooke and her obvi ...

Shirley MacLaine calls Nicole Kidman an alien.
2007-11-27 22:11:03
Shirley is still alive?Stainear Pulse:Veteran actress Shirley Maclainehas lavished praise on Nicole Kidman - despite comparing her to an alien. The 73-year-old worked with Kidman on 2005 film Bewitched, and found herself in awe of the Australian’s acting skills and extraordinary looks. MacLaine even came up with an unusual nickname for her co-star, referring to her as “my alien”.She says, “Nicole Kidman is an actress of exquisite range whose Dresden china beauty is breathtaking. She has focus and can act on anything. She is so otherworldly that I took to calling her my ‘alien’. She didn’t seem to mind.” ...

Tara Reid’s stench affecting her work
2007-11-27 21:11:53
Tara Reid won’t reprise her role on Scrubs because supposedly she reeks like hell, according to NY Daily News: Appearing at the New York Comedy Festival, show creator Bill Lawrence said Reid was his least favorite guest star - “not because she wasn’t a nice person,” but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes. I pretty much figured Tara Reid perpetually stinks of alcohol and cigarettes. Actually I’m kind of surprised that’s the only scent people noticed. I always assumed she smelled like a fish hatchery doused in gin. Only fishier. Hey, I’m just going by the fumes coming out of my hard drive after I downloaded these photos of Tara Reid. *sniff sniff* I’m detecting a subtle hint of melted rubber. Is she wearing a mini-skirt again? Aw, gross, she is. For the love of God, someone push her into a car wash and, I dunno, hope for the best. ...

Winehouse Cancels Tour
2007-11-27 21:11:49
Amy Winehouse has decided to cancel the remainder of her tour dates for the year after several disastrous shows, and a flood of complaints by irate ticket-buyers. Winehouse explained on her website:I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.Yeah, right Amy - it’s all about your husband being in jail. It’s not about you being a pitiful drunk who can’t keep her shit together long enough to sing a couple of songs. Nice excuse though. ...

Britney Spears’ album sales fall off
2007-11-25 22:11:52
Sales for Britney Spears new album “Blackout” have come to a crawl after fans bought only 430,000 copies, according to FOX News: On Friday morning, “Blackout” stands at No. 59 on Amazon.com. It’s also No. 13 on iTunes, which means that its downloading days are dwindling as well. A new single, “Piece of Me” is getting some airplay including on the nation’s top pop station, New York’s Z-100. But that doesn’t seem to make much of a difference.I’m surprised actually. I thought Britney Spears new album was excellent. I even bought copies for my family and handed them out yesterday at Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone seemed pretty happy. I mean, despite my parents disowning me and my 90-year-old grandmother trying to stab me in the neck with a turkey leg. Then my uncle said something about making it “look like a hunting accident” I dunno, I was too busy trying to suck all the booze out of the rum cake with a straw before the cops came. Unfortunately for me ...
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Amy Winehouse Is Not To Be Messed With
2007-11-25 21:11:56
Amy Winehouse went to visit her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in jail, and needless to say, was not happy to have the paps all over her as she did so. One suggestion to Amy, if she really wants to keep a lower profile when she goes out, would be to lose the beehive and the other stuff that screams “Amy Winehouse” Make yourself look like any other slaggy bitch going to visit her dirtbag husband in the slammer and maybe they wouldn’t notice you. Oh, but not being noticed - that would be awful, wouldn’t it “Amy Winehouse”? ...

Lindsay Lohan likes to make faces
2007-11-25 21:11:53
Lindsay Lohan was out and about in New York with her mother Dina Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday. Lindsay’s apparently reached that age where she wants to make faces for the cameras. It’s adorable really. Until you realize she’s a grown woman and not five years old. Also, I don’t approve of women making faces except for in the bedroom. And that’s only if the Yoda mask falls off. I mean, uh, if the hot chick mask falls off from all the normal sex that I’m totally not videotaping for my Star Wars fansite. Yeah, all that stuff I just said.Some more pics of Lindsay Lohan pouty-face while shopping after the jump. ...
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Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint
2007-11-25 21:11:47
Dita Von Teese performed her burlesque act at Erotica 07 in London today. Her act included a peacock-esque outfit which she stripped out of before pouring water on herself in a giant bird cage. Wow, this show has everything: A woman showering in a cage like God intended and the illusion of sexuality. I say illusion because she’s still wearing a thong and pasties. If Dita really wanted to be sexy she’d be totally naked and I’d be in that cage dressed like an owl. Or even an eagle. It doesn’t matter. As long as we fly away to the magical land of Doing-It-Ville.Some awesome, despite the pasties, NSFW pics of Dita’s shower after the jump. ...

Britney Spears wants to kill 2 Chinese twin children.
2007-11-25 21:11:38
It would be safer to leave the kids in the care of a lion that hasn’t eaten for 3 weeks. Entertainmentwise: Pop train wreck Britney Spears is apparently in the final throes of adopting Chinese twins.The singer has revealed to friends that she has reached the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with adoption very soon according to the News of the World. Friends have revealed that Britney Spears is considering the adoption of the six year olds to fill the hole left after her custody battle with K-Fed that has left her with very little visitation rights to her own two children. Britney Spears has also apparently spent $50,000 on her own funeral. Apparently splashing out the cash because she fears an untimely death due to her outlandish lifestyle. A source close to Britney Spears tells the NotW “It doesn’t seem that Britney Spears has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.“Paying for a fu ...
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