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Britney’s Birthday 2007-12-03 23:12:47 Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday at the Scandinavian Style Mansion - perfectly appropriate, cause really, I don’t know about you, but when I think “Britney Spears,” the first two things that come to mind are style and Vikings.Britney reportedly attended the event (which was hosted by Sharon Stone speaking of lunatics) with Cousin Alli, who only seems to come out of the woodwork every few weeks now (how’s that album of yours coming along Alli dear?). Around 11 pm someone whipped out a birthday cake and presented it to Britney, who became really happy after someone told her it was stuffed with pills, then handed her a miniature bat and said to have at it like it was a pinata. Big mess.No, just kidding…Britney was not totally high on drugs and hitting her cake like it was Kevin Federline’s skull. She was actually pretty together, for her. One witness, OK! Magazine editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens, actually complimented Britney, saying:Britney ...

Miss China Wins Miss World 2007 2007-12-03 23:12:42 Miss China Zi Lin Zhang was crowned Miss World 2007 at a glittering event at the Chinese tourist resort of Sanya Saturday, beating 106 participants. India’s Sarah-Jane Dias failed to make it to the semi-finals.   Miss Angola Micaela Reis, 18, was the first runner up while 19-year-old Carolina Mor n from Mexico was the second runner up at the gala Saturday night held in the Crown of Beauty Theater at Sanya in Hainan province.   Zhang was crowned by last year’s Miss World, Tatana Kucharova, from the Czech Republic, after Julia Morley, chairperson of the Miss World Organisation and of the international panel of judges, announced her name as the winner.Valene Maharaj of Trinidad and Tobago and Annie Oliv of Sweden were the other two in the last five at the pageant, the second largest edition after Miss World 2003.The delegates reached Sanya on November 2 and visited a number of popular spots in China.In the fast track awards, Zhang was the Miss World Top Model, Miss D ...

A Holiday Hello From Jessica Simpson 2007-12-03 23:12:11 Jessica Simpson waves to us while wearing a dishcloth and standing in front of a bunch of black people. Jessica wanted to say something too, but her lips were swollen shut. Jessica should just rent herself out to stores, and stand in the window waving and smiling. They could dress her up like a large-breasted, trout-lipped elf. Have someone come in every couple of hours to change her batteries and dust her off. More: click here… ...

Amy Winehouse knows how to frighten prowlers 2007-12-03 23:12:03 Amy Winehouse was spotted early this morning wandering around her house in nothing but jeans and a bra. She had spent the night partying with friends, and, surprise, when Amy got home she seemed a bit out of it, according to a source for The Sun: “Amy came out and started stumbling around. She popped her head over the fence like she was looking for something. It was freezing and she had no shoes and just a red bra. She was mumbling something incomprehensible. It wasn’t the behaviour of someone in the right state of mind.” But a spokesperson for Amy Winehouse claims it’s all just a misunderstanding: “Amy had been asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate. She didn’t realise the time.” I wonder if Amy Winehouse’s publicist is at the point where she just gives random excuses for Amy’s behavior. Why did your client ride a giraffe into a police station? She forgot to turn her oven off. Why did a bulldozer drop a pile of cocaine into Amy Winehouse’s mouth ...

Style Studio!–Holiday Edition 2007-12-03 22:12:32 Bundle Up and look Fabulous!OK, so I know that it looks like I am about to streak someone and do not have anything underneath in this photo. But, don’t fret, I actually did have a t-shirt and pants underneath. It was just a VERY LOW deep-V T-Shirt!There are several new and fun fashion segments up on MSN.com’s Style Studio which involve dressing for Holiday parties and generally how to stay fashionable even in these dreary colder Winter months.Since I am one of Style Studio’s resident Glam Squad, then it is my duty to keep the US woman informed on how to make the best of these cold and dreary last months of 2007 and still look FIERCE for the Holidays. Keep that tacky X-mas tree with dingle berry ornaments sweater in your closet. Trust me, watch these segments and you will see that you have other options. We, at Style Studio, are ready come to the (fashion) rescue!Click HERE to watch the new segmentsand Keep your eye out for these fun tips:Holiday Hide: Look 10 P ...

No nudity for Julia 2007-12-03 22:12:07 Enjoy seeing Julia Roberts in a bathing suit in her upcoming political drama Charlie Wilson’s War (out December 21) because it is unlikely to happen again. Joining the ranks of Brad Pitt, the mother of three now says she prefers not to prance around in the buff on the big screen. “Listen, there’s a reason why you don’t see me naked me in movies, you don’t see me running around in bathing suits in movies,” Roberts, 40, told E!’s The Daily 10. “It’s just not my thing.” (No kidding: Roberts famously used a body double to shoot nude scenes in Pretty Woman.) Separately, interviewer Sal Masekela revealed an obscure fact about the mother of three (who welcomed son Henry in June): she almost shared an on-screen kiss with Don Johnson on Miami Vice. Roberts was once slated to appear on the show as the character Polly Wheeler. She jokingly chastised Masekela for raising the issue: “Do not show a clip!” she pleaded. “Let me ...

Paris Hilton’s new lips must cloud her vision 2007-12-03 22:12:04 Paris Hilton got into the wrong SUV while leaving Crimson nightclub over the weekend. She had to climb over some poor bastard to get out. While this sorry son of a bitch had to go home and burn his clothes, and presumably his car, in the backyard, I’m left wondering; what the hell happened to Paris Hilton’s lips? Did she pay for those? If she wanted full and, uh, beautiful (?) lips, I would’ve done it for free. While some doctors with their fancy degrees might use collagen, I would’ve used a simple procedure on Paris called “anvil to the face.” Unfortunately, my work continues to be rejected by medical journals because, according to the letters, it would “make the field of medicine too goddamn awesome.” True story. Photos: Pacific Coast News More: click here… ... Paris Hilton

Amy Winehouse, Half-Naked And Dazed 2007-12-03 21:12:37 No, that’s not a pic of the newest Victoria’s Secret model (snicker), it’s everyone’s favorite downward-spiraling pop-star Amy Winehouse.If Amy looks a tad distressed in the pic, it’s because she is. It was taken at 5:45 am on Sunday as Amy reportedly wandered around disoriented after exiting a friend’s house in East London. Witnesses say Amy stayed outside, barefoot in the freezing cold, for several minutes before going back in. Amy is supposed to be resting at the friend’s house in the wake of cancelling all concert appearances for the year, but we all know what “resting” means to Amy.In other Amy news…Blake Fielder-Civil’s mother Georgette is mad at Amy for not visiting Blake in jail enough. Georgette also gave this assessment of Amy’s state:Amy is still using drugs when Blake’s in prison. She is using more cocaine and heroin now than ever. She can’t stop crying and keeps saying all she wants is ...

Kate Hudson is OMG!! 2007-12-03 21:12:35 Kate Hudson attended Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood last night. Judging by her facial expression she’s either seen an old friend or received the engraved invitation to my mountain villa. Though I hope Kate isn’t thinking I’ll be a “sure thing” just because I had a drunken one night stand with a bag of potato chips. Those chips understood me and we connected on a spiritual level. And by spiritual level, I mean on top of the stove. Like I said, it was totally romantic. Photos: Bauer-Griffin More: click here… ...

Scott Weiland arrested for DUI 2007-12-03 21:12:17 Scott Weiland has been arrested for DUI. The Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver singer was driving on an L.A. highway around 6:15 PM on November 21 when he crashed his car. While the California Highway Patrol was investigating the non-injury wreck, they noticed Weiland appeared to be impaired. According to the police report Weiland failed sobriety tests and refused to take a blood or urine test. He was booked for “driving under the influence of a drug. “He was released on $40,000 bail and will be back in court on December 13. Weiland is no stranger to run-ins with the law. He was busted for buying crack in 1995, domestic violence in 2001, DUI on his birthday in 2003, and allegedly trashed a hotel room while brawling with his wife. A rep for Weiland said, “Scott Weiland was recently involved in a minor accident in Los Angeles and denies he was driving under the influence. He voluntarily took a breathalyzer test which the defense believes registers well within the ...

Are You Ready For Some More DUI Fun? 2007-12-02 08:57:33 Vanessa Anne Hudgens kept her clothes on long enough to head to the Glendale DMV and get herself a driver’s license. Given Britney Spears escapades, I honestly thought if you were famous and lived in Southern California you didn’t need a driver’s license, but apparently you still do. Vanessa Anne Hudgens will have crashed her car and gotten busted for DUI within six months, I predict. You’re nothing until you’ve had your fifteen minutes in Lynwood. New to toples Photos Vanessa Hudgens return Vanessa Hudgens topless photo scandal and Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens role in new Sex the City movie Vanessa Anne Hudgens scandal photo Hannah Montana Solidarity Strip ...

Lindsay Lohan is back on the market 2007-12-02 08:50:33 Lindsay Lohan is finished with snowboarder Riley Giles. Lindsay Lohan ditched him after the two had a tumultuous Thanksgiving weekend that ended with Lindsay Lohan drinking. A source for E! News talks about what went down: On why Lindsay ditched Riley: She got tired of him pouting all the time. On why Riley was such a pouty bitch: It was fine when they were in Utah, just the two of them. But then they returned to L.A. and Lindsay Lohan was shooting a movie, photographers followed them everyone, she had meetings with this agent, that publicist, this director. His ego couldn’t take it. On why Lindsay’s friends weren’t impressed: They thought he was unsophisticated and told her she should have left him in Utah with his snowboard. He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while! Being the man” in my book actually means never paying for a date. So, kudos, Riley Giles, you’ve won my respect. Unfortunately, you can’t r ... Lindsay

You could direct Britney’s next video 2007-12-02 08:49:57 Britney Spears may have shot a video herself earlier this week, but now it’s your turn. For her next Blackout single, “Piece of Me” the singer wants fans to give her a piece of them right back — by directing a separate video for her, with the winning clip to be played on TRL. The “Britney Spears Wants a Piece of You” contest launches on Monday, at which point MTV will open its vaults of the footage shot of the pop singer over the years, including interviews, red-carpet appearances and performances. Fans who want to get their Spielberg on can access the goods via the MTV Video Remixer. Pick the shots you like, mash them up and hit “send” — clips can be up to 3:34 in length or shorter. The grand prize winner also will receive a brand new Haier Ibiza Rhapsody device along with a one year subscription to Rhapsody, as well as the entire catalog of Spears’ CDs and DVDs released in the U.S. Britney Spears disappoints at VMAs – gasp! B ...

Katie Price has no shame 2007-12-02 08:48:34 Katie Price pantyless Katie Price purposely flashed her panties outside of a London club last night. I guess since she’s getting a breast reduction, she figured she’d show off her vagina. Makes sense. But seriously, what is she even doing? Is there a toilet on that van or something and she really has to pee? Or is that a hemorrhoid donut – Holy shit, it is! Whiskey. I need whiskey now! Pour it in my eyes! Hold on, brain, liquor’s coming! Don’t stop pouring until I forget my name. If I try to dry-hump the coffee table, that means it’s working. NOTE: What’s that? Why yes, Katie Price “Katie Price pantyless” is making out with her younger sister here. Katie Price pantyless Foto (more…) ...

Montel Williams Is A Major League Prick 2007-12-01 16:12:40 Yes, the Crabster has a Montel Williams story - oh, and it’s a good one too. Seems Montel, the bald, male, low-rated Oprah, was in Savannah lately promoting some new program to give prescriptions to poor people (the Dirty Disher would love that) when some reporters with the Savannah Morning-News began a line of questioning he didn’t like, causing him to angrily terminate the interview. Then, later, when the same reporters showed up on non-Montel-related business at the hotel where Montel was staying, Montel thought said reporters were there to follow up on the earlier exchange, and got all up in their faces. Here’s the best part though - for whatever reason, Montel decided to focus the majority of his wrath at one particular intern, a high school student named Courtney Scott. Allegedly, Montel pointed his finger at Ms. Scott’s face and threatened: Don’t look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I’m a big star, and I can look you up, find where ...