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Amy Winehouse needs to keep her pants on 2007-12-06 22:12:11 Amy Winehouse flashed her panties again yesterday which surprisingly didn’t fully assault my eyes considering she looked somewhat pulled together. Of course, by about five a.m. Amy Winehouse was wandering around a newsstand like a caveman who just discovered fire. After spending no less than an hour trying to figure out how a tiny version of her got into all these glossy pieces of paper,Amy Winehouse made a sensible purchase of an economy-size box of popsicles. You know, so she can start the day off with a healthy breakfast. Why isn’t she hosting her own children’s show? I would totally let my kid watch it. Mostly to developmentally handicap him amongst his peers as payback for destroying my wife’s vagina. But for the life lessons as well.  Britney Spears pantyless photo Britney Spears pantyless Amy Winehouse pantyflash (more…) ...

John Mayer hits on Ricki Lake, sure, why not? 2007-12-06 22:12:10   John Mayer put the moves on Ricki Lake Tuesday night at a Christmas party for the Sunshine Sachs public relations company. Fortunately, publicists were on hand to aid the matchmaking, and ultimately report it to Page Six: The two talked about Lake’s new documentary, “The Business of Being Born,” before Mayer confessed, “I’ve had a crush on you for two years.” Helpful publicists then herded the two to a back table, where they exchanged numbers. I would say it’s nice to see John Mayer playing within his league, but that wouldn’t be fair to Ricki Lake. She’s had a rough week as it is. I mean, she did just get hit on by John Mayer. That’s like having the Phantom of the Opera come up to you in a bar. But without his little white mask on. Of course, Ricki Lake always figured she’d end up marrying the Emperor from Star Wars, so dating John Mayer would be close enough. Yeah, it’s a small step down, but sometimes you have to make compromises ...

John Mayer is obsessed with his crush on Ricki Lake. 2007-12-06 22:12:03 Star Pulse: Singer John Mayer and Ricki Lake have prompted rumors of a romance, after the crooner confessed he has a crush on the talk show host. Mayer, 30 met a newly svelte Lake at a PR company’s Christmas party on Tuesday.According to the New York Post, he told her, “I’ve had a crush on you for two years.”The pair then exchanged numbers, went their separate ways but texted each other into the night. Single Mayer has been linked to Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz. Lake divorced husband of 11 years Rob Sussman. ...

Eva Mendes hates fur with her nudeness 2007-12-06 21:12:44 Eva Mendes is the new face of PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. What an awesome coincidence. I, too, would rather see Eva Mendes for petra  go naked than wear fur. To prove how much I hate fur, I hunted down a bunch of forest creatures and put them in a wood chipper. Yeah, let’s see someone make a coat out of them now. I should be the president of PETA. I get shit done.The pic above links to a NSFW version that’s full of assy goodness. ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s crazy rambling well-received by celebs 2007-12-06 21:12:43 Jennifer Love Hewitt’s recent blog post about celebrity culture’s obsession with weight has inspired other famous women to think their opinion matters. Here’s what they told People magazine: Petra Nemcova There are different angles that everybody, even if you’re in great shape, can look bad in a photograph. And printing these images is definitely influencing people’s minds – the stars themselves, but also the people who are reading and looking at the images, the teenagers. It’s definitely good that she spoke out. Rosario Dawson They’ll make a whole story about it if someone gains 5 lbs. … It think there is a huge obsession with size-zero jeans, and it’s just really scary. I don’t really know where that comes from. We’re not really in the Twiggy era anymore. It makes me really nervous, because I don’t know how in the world we’re supposed to be that thin unless we’re totally starving and drugging up. Anne Hathawa ...

Johnny to play gangster 2007-12-06 21:12:30 Johnny Depp will star as notorious 1930s gangster John Dillinger in Universal’s Public Enemies. Michael Mann will direct from his own script, based on Bryan Burrough’s 2004 book of the same name. The drama is set in 1933-34, when the government’s attempts to stop Depression-era criminals like John Dillilnger, Baby Face Nelson, and Pretty Boy Floyd transformed J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI into the country’s first federal police force. Shooting is scheduled to start in Chicago on March 10. Mann was considering several projects, including a reunion with Tom Cruise (Collateral) on Edwin A. Salt at Columbia. He ultimately went with Public Enemies when Depp became available after Warner Bros. postponed Shantaram over costs and writers’ strike concerns. ...

Fur Flies Between Paris And Model 2007-12-06 20:12:55 Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr has accused putrid heiress Paris Hilton of stealing a dress while the two were backstage together at a recent event. Kerr wrote on her blog:I was standing by my clothes and [Paris] goes, “I want that dress,” and she pointed to my dress … and she stole it.Paris, Kerr says, was ultimately trumped by an even more vile and vicious bitch, Naomi Campbell, who coveted the dress Paris took, and had the event planner wrest it from her (that must’ve been some dress). Finally, Naomi Campbell does something positive for humanity. Too bad she couldn’t have had someone beat Paris up in the process - or just beaten the bitch up herself.The sub-plot of the Paris/Kerr unpleasantness concerns Brandon Davis, who was recently dating Kerr until she dumped him. Paris supposedly hates Kerr because of the way she treated Brandon, and her dress-snatching was therefore some kind of revenge tactic. I call total absolute bullshit on this! P ...

Hayden Panettiere enjoys cellular communication 2007-12-06 20:12:52 Hayden Panettiere took an afternoon stroll before getting a manicure yesterday. I wish she would call me on that phone. Maybe we’d have a lot to talk about. I like dolphins and working out, too. One time I even bench-pressed a dolphin. True story. Go ahead and ask Sea World where I’m not allowed within a 100-yard radius of. Not just because of the dolphin thing. I had a tumultuous affair with a sea lion who, quite frankly, was the greatest love of my life. Take me back, Arfy! I can change! Hayden Panettiere (more…) ...

Gosling And Panettiere? 2007-12-06 20:12:44 This is gonna hack a few people off I imagine - Ryan Gosling and Hayden Panettiere pressed together at the GQ Men of the Year awards. Okay, I know, it’s just a stupid snap from a red-carpet appearance, but still - he has his hand on her arm. And he’s almost kind of smirking. And Hayden’s got a little moisture going in her eyes. I’m not saying they’re fucking, I’m just saying, if someone told me they were fucking, it would not surprise me even a little.All you Hayden haters - you know who you are Dishy-Wishy - can go fly a kite. She looks pretty there. ...

Amy Winehouse Lost Her Keys. Perhaps They’re In The Same Place Her Marbles Went. 2007-12-06 20:12:43 Amy Winehouse went out the other night and lost her keys, so when she got home Amy Winehouse had to crawl under her own gate. Okay, so there are certain advantages to being emaciated from excessive drug-use - I’ll concede that. However, I think Amy Winehouse  has demonstrated her lack of imagination here. I mean, there are all those paps around. If it were me, I would’ve had them boost me over the gate, rather than crawl under it. Amy Winehouse needs to take a lesson from Britney Spears, who treats the paps as her own personal army of assistants. Britney Spears wants coffee, she sends in a pap. Britney Spears runs out of gas, she has the paps bring some. Britney Spears  windshield is a little dirty, she tells a pap to wipe it. That’s thinking outside the box. Amy Winehouse, she’s just not on the ball. Amy Winehouse ...

Simon Cowell better double check his condoms for holes… 2007-12-06 00:12:59 Don’t wait, dump him now….Daily Mail:Simon Cowell’s long-suffering girlfriend Terri Seymour has revealed she plans to dump the X Factor creator, when she is ready to start a family.In a candid interview model Terri Seymour, 33, who has been dating multi-millionaire Simon for five years, has admitted that she will eventually leave her music mogul boyfriend because he does not want to have children. More: click here… ...

Winehouse Is Looking Good 2007-12-06 00:12:55 Amy Winehouse halfway passes out in the backseat of a car. Apparently Pete Doherty has been lending her support. We know what kind of support that would be - the white powdery kind. Well, what the hell else is Amy going to do now that Blake’s in jail and her tour has been cancelled? More: click here… ...

JLo & Kate All A Glow 2007-12-06 00:12:47 Jennifer Lopez and Kate Hudson enjoying some motherly bonding. They both look amazing. More: click here… ... Amp

Kiefer Sutherland starts his jail sentence 2007-12-06 00:12:39 Kiefer Sutherland was officially booked this evening at the Glendale City Jail. He is to serve a 48-day sentence stemming from a September arrest for DUI. He petitioned the judge to allow him to serve in city jail instead of the infamous Twin Towers county facility where “jailers can’t guarantee the safety of high-profile inmates.” Kiefer was scheduled to start his sentence on his birthday December 21 which is when 24 begins its Christmas hiatus. Due to the writers strike, Kiefer decided to surrender early. TMZ reports: TMZ spoke with Glendale Police Chief Randy Adams, who said Kiefer will be treated “just like anyone else,” adding, “The fact that he’s a celebrity — he checked that at the door when he checked in.” Chief Adams said Sutherland will perform laundry and kitchen duties and will serve the entire 48 days consecutively. The Chief said Kiefer will not share a cell, but that is S.O.P. in Glendeezy because all “long term inmates&rdq ...

Frankie Muniz Is Tough 2007-12-06 00:12:16 Frankie Muniz is trying his damnedest to shed his cute little Malcolm in the Middle image. Now he works out, and has tattoos and drives race cars and tells everyone that acting is for sissies. Sorry Frankie - you’re just one of those sad fuckers who will always possess this nagging pubescent quality. You can cover yourself with ink from head-to-toe, get in public fist-fights and fuck hookers on tape and people will still think of you as the kid from the TV show. More: click here… ...