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Josh Duhamel Proposes To Fergie And She Accepts 2007-12-26 22:12:10   Transformers star Josh Duhamel asked his little meth-head sweetheart Fergie to be his wife and she said yes. No wedding date has yet been announced, but the couple has already registered at the dented trailer next to the big patch of burned-up grass alongside the highway ten miles south of town. ...

Britney Spears is crazy? Poppycock! 2007-12-26 21:12:32 Britney Spears Addiction expert Marty Brenner is claiming that Britney Spears is living in “a bubble of illusion” that “could end in suicide.” Her weekend exploits hooking up with a member of the paparazzi and wearing a shirt with no bra are both disturbing attempts to regain attention after Jamie Lynn announced her pregnany, Brenner tells The Sun: Britney Spears appears to be crazy. Britney Spears is disconnected from life. Britney Spears losing it now, and she’s going to eventually lose it altogether if Britney Spears doesn’t get the help she needs. Britney Spears exhibiting bipolar signs and she’s clearly fighting depression.” I think everyone needs to see the big picture here: At least Britney Spears is only flashing her nipples and publicly flaunting her rampant promiscuity. Britney Spears could be trying to upstage Jamie Lynn Spears by getting pregnant. Britney Spears’ little sister is pregnant Britney’s teenage sister is pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears sister ... Britney Spears

Nicollette Sheridan’s bikini is Fa la la awesome 2007-12-26 21:12:19   Nicollette Sheridan went to St. Barts for Christmas with her fiancé singer Michael Bolton. I’m tempted to hand Nicollette the coveted award for “Hottest Old Chick of 2007” right now because she is smoking. But I need to be objective and maintain my journalistic integrity. I still have to judge the swimsuit competition at the nursing home this weekend. There might be a looker in the bunch. Then I’ll court her with promises of shuffleboard and peanut brittle. It’s almost too easy… ...

Denzel Washington is called a “prickly jerk” after a difficult interview. 2007-12-26 21:12:07   It happens to the best of us. Ny Daily News: Maybe he was having a bad day, but Denzel Washington comes off as prickly jerk in the new Elle. “The most innocuous questions are met with a cold stare,” writes interviewer Lisa DePaulo. Washington was slightly more talkative at last week’s premiere of “The Great Debaters,” where his co-stars said he was cool on the set. “He could’ve easily come in and ruled with an iron fist,” Jurnee Smollett told us. “But he never once did.” ...

The Year In Pictures: Hugh Grant, Bean-Chucker 2007-12-26 21:12:06   From April…Hugh Grant prepares to fling a container of beans at a pap. Look at that form! ...

Fergie and Josh Duhamel engaged 2007-12-26 20:12:58   After 3 years of dating, Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged, his rep confirms. “Fergie called a lot of her girlfriends today to tell them the news,” a source close to the singer said. She said they don’t know what kind of wedding they want yet, but that she is the happiest girl on earth.” The Las Vegas star’s rep would say only that they got engaged “recently”  but not on Christmas. TMZ.com first reported the engagement news Wednesday. Fergie was seen sporting a diamond ring on her all-important digit back in November, during the American Music Awards, but her rep denied the engagement rumors then.source ...

Britney Spears could face jail-time 2007-12-26 20:12:31 Britney Spears could face jail-time if she skips her scheduled court hearing next week. Britney Spears will be deposed by Kevin Federline’s attorneys who were not thrilled when Britney Spears claimed to be too ill to appear at a deposition hearing a few weeks ago. Britney Spears pantyless photo OK Magazine reports: But considering the potentially dire consequences for Britney Spears, she might want to think twice before oversleeping or calling in sick next week. “Britney Spears could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show,” one legal eagle confirms to OK!. Whatever happened to firing squads? I always thought those were an effective legal practice. If there’s anybody we should bring it back for, it’s Britney Spears. I took the liberty of drawing up a diagram of the awesome results my proposal would bring. It’s more or less a picture of Britney Spears kids miraculously living to age ten Britney Spears pantyless, still possessing all their lim ... Britney Spears

David Beckham stuffs Victoria Beckham’s stocking with a $1,500 book. 2007-12-26 20:12:26   I always feel guilt when I spend over $20 on a book. Star Pulse: Soccer star David Beckham has splashed out $1,500 on a fashion tome for his Spice Girl wife Victoria. The expensive Christmas present, Valentino Garavani: First Name in Fashion, has been personally signed by the designer.The book is one of just 2,0000 copies and is covered in elegant silk and comes in a clam-shell box.A source tells British newspaper The Sun, “Most people get a puzzle or a gardening book in their stocking - but Posh gets this.” ...

Federline Is A Cheapskate 2007-12-26 20:12:14   Kevin Federline had Sean Preston and Jayden James over Christmas (their mom was too busy huddling in gas station bathrooms pretending to have phone conversations for the benefit of the gullible paps). PageSix.com (which has already overtaken TMZ as the go-to gossip site - sorry Harv) reports that Federline had his cook prepare Filipino food for dinner, but that there was also a deep-fried turkey for those not interested in the primary fare. The guest-list featured most of Federline’s family, including his divorced parents and their spouses (makes for a crowded deck when everyone goes out to have their smoke). Here’s the kicker though - according to PageSix.com’s source, Federline went cheap on gifts for SP and JJ because “he knew Britney would go nuts and get them more than they will ever need.” Oh yeah - Federline didn’t want to overdo it gift-wise, so the credit card stayed in the pocket. More likely the credit card came out of the pocket, the ...

The Year In Pictures: Paris Goes To Court 2007-12-26 19:12:58   From May…You may have missed it when it happened (there was just so little media coverage), but Paris Hilton got sent to jail earlier this year. At least she looked cute at the courthouse right? ...

Lynne Told Federline Before Telling Britney 2007-12-25 00:12:59 US Weekly says that Lynne Spears told Kevin Federline about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy before she told Britney. Apparently this is no big shocker to people familiar with the situation, one of whom said:Lynne talks with him way more than she talks to Britney.Well, it’s hard work talking to someone who can barely form coherent words much less put sentences together. Plus we all know Kevin and Lynne are fucking, so it was probably just after-sex talk.Lynne (puffing a cig): “Did I mention Jamie Lynn is pregnant?”Kevin: “Damn baby, that’s wack. Uh, would you mind climbing on this thing one more time? Popozao needs some more of your hot but so-wrong lovin’ baby-grandma.”(source) More: click here… ...

Sign of a slow news cycle: AP reports on Mr. Bean denting a car. 2007-12-25 00:12:52 And yes, I’m reporting on it also…………AP:British comedian Rowan Atkinson, known for playing the bumbling television and movie character Mr. Bean, made a mistake of his own when he backed an SUV into an Aspen woman’s car.Atkinson was moving from a metered spot Thursday when he struck the Volkswagen Jetta, police said.”He was backing out of a parking spot and didn’t see the car behind him,” said police Sgt. Dan Davis. “There was a little bit of damage to the car. He put a ding in it.”Davis said the accident was minor, and no citations were issued.A phone message left for Atkinson’s management in London late Saturday was not immediately returned. More: click here… ...

Lynne Spears’ book might still be published 2007-12-25 00:12:03 Lynne Spears’ book may not be completely doomed and it even has a title: Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. But first her publisher Thomas Nelson released the following statement letting people know Lynne is not writing a parenting “how-to” book: “From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears’ book is a parenting book. I’m sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true,” said Michael S. Hyatt, president and CEO of Thomas Nelson. “Lynne’s memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities.” Hyatt continued, “We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing with Lynne and her family during this difficult time. Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we ...

Lindsay Lohan is described as “wild in bed” and a nymphomaniac! 2007-12-24 23:12:46 Her Mom must be so proud……………………….Entertainmnetwise:The man who hooked up with Lindsay Lohan in rehab has claimed the troubled actress is a nymphomaniac.Extreme Sports star Riley Giles - who started dating Lindsay during her stint in rehab earlier this year - says Lohan’s sexual appetite was insatiable, claiming she swapped drug addiction for other dependencies.He tells the News Of The World, “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.”We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.“When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from ta ... Lindsay

Michael Bolton has the writer’s strike to thank for more time with Nicollette Sheridan. 2007-12-24 23:12:45 More time together? This obviously will result in an earlier divorce………..Star Pulse:Michael Bolton is glad the Hollywood writers strike has brought production on Desperate Housewives to a halt because he gets to spend more time with one of the show’s stars, fiancee Nicollette Sheridan.The hit TV show is just one of many productions hit hard by the Writers Guild of America strike, after union members began picketing in a row over royalties in early November. But Bolton is happy for Sheridan’s unexpected break - because it means she can join the singer on his worldwide tour.He tells chatshow host Larry King, “We’re doing great. She’s working - minus the strike, which is… we hate the strike happening, but it is allowing her to travel with me. And we’ve just been to Europe and just gotten back to New York.” More: click here… ...